Ch. 1
The four girls sat in a circle on the floor in Colista's basement. They were having a sleepover down there that night and were eating chex mix and chips while drinking sodas.
"Alex, what is that, like your fourth soda already?" Colista asked, taking a gulp of her own Pepsi.
"Yes it is! You have a problem with that?"
"Oh Lord, that's a lot of sugar…. Remember what happened last time?"
"That was after six sodas, not four. And the stupid can wouldn't do as I said, it's not my fault."
"Yes, I agree that it was a very bad can but u really didn't have to throw it at Collette's wall, did you?"
"Well, what else was I supposed to do…" Alex got a sheepish look on her face. "… It made me mad!"
They all laughed. Alex's anger problems were an object of amusement in the group.
"Yea, that's understandable, but did u really have to throw it at the wall?"
"Yes!" they laughed again.
"It was funny though" Collette added.
"True, I have to admit, it was fucking hilarious!"
Colista went to fetch her third soda as Alex said "You know what would have made it even better?"
"If Tokio Hotel had been there!" Allie shouted.
"Yes!" they all said simultaneously.
Colista re-joined the circle, another Pepsi in her hand.
"Bill would have been like 'huh?'" Colista made a surprised face.
"No, he would have loved it and you know it!"
"Yea, he would!" Allie shouted.
"Gustav would have loved your neon, Allie. It would have been love at first sight." Allie giggled and Colista got a dreamy look on her face "Oh Gusty…"
Allie hit at her playfully. "Yea and Georg would have loved Colista… 'So, you're the most normal one here, Colista?' 'Uhh, me? Normal? Pssssht! Nooooo!"
"But you are the most normal of all of us."
"True."
"Collette and Tom would have been long gone!"
"Yes, indeed." They laughed even harder. "I love how Collette has no problem with this!" Colista remarked. "And I would have been jumping out my own window because Bill and Alex would be in the room!"
"Oh yes!! You might want to get a new bed…. Yours has been….. used…." Alex added.
Colista screamed and pit her hands over her face and when she looked up Alex was gone.
"Uhmmmm where did she go?" Colista questioned the remaining two girls.
"She went upstairs" Collette said.
"Not the knives!" Allie yelled, speeding up the stairs. The others followed and they all entered the kitchen on each others heels. They were greeted not by Alex, but by Colista's mom.
"Is everything ok, girls?"
"Uhh have you seen Alex, Mom?"
"She headed for your room… Is that a problem?"
"Uhmmm only for the safety of all of our mental states!"
"Alrighty then, I won't ask"
"We have taught you well, Madre."
They all headed up the stairs and down the hall. Colista entered her room and was greeted with the sight of Alex jumping wildly on her bed, hairbrush in her hand, singing For Your Entertainment by Adam Lambert at the top of her lungs. She face-palmed.
"MY EYES!!....... MY BED!!"
"…there's no escaping once I start! Once I'm in I own your heart!...."
Collette grabbed Alex's ankle and Alex fell sideways into the crevice between the wall and the bed, managing, with her great amount of skill, to hit her head on the night table on her way down. Collette laughed evilly. Alex stood.
Collette said between outbursts of laughter "I think your nightstand just molested her."
"That's because I look sexy in my spandex!" Alex had just come from volleyball and was wearing her red spandex shorts with her black and red Tokio Hotel shirt.
"Bill would love that a little too much…. So would Tom…." Colista had uncovered her face and was laughing at Alex's spill off the bed.
"DIE!" Collette yelled; she loves Tom.
"I want a lollipod…. I mean lollipop…." Allie was totally outta the conversation.
"LOLLIPOP or lollipop?" Alex asked, emphasizing the first word in a perverted way.
Allie, totally missing it, said "LOLLIPOP, A BIG ONE!!" The rest of the group laughed hysterically.
"You mean Gustav's lollipop?"
Allie's face brightened in understanding "PERVERTS!!!"
"And proud of it!" Alex said enthusiastically, as she tripped over her feet yet again. "The floor raped my ass!"
"Isn't that the second time you've been raped today?"
"Yes…. Stupid basketball player…. No offense Colista but I HATE YOUR SCHOOL!!"
"No offense taken, I only like certain people and those people are not on the basketball team."
"Good! They are so mean! I feel like I got fucking raped! They hit, kicked, slapped, sat on, and clawed me!"
"Oh wow. Yeah, that sounds like them; they are aggressive to the max. They want to win. I only played with them for two games because of my knees and I figured that out right away. At least you don't have to go to school! Their heads are, like, this big!" Colista put her hands about a foot away from her head to emphasize her point.
"True, but you don't have to play against them!"
"I did at one point. I remember. We got beaten 12-56."
"OOO I remember that game! Stupid refs. They were completely one sided!"
"When do refs not hate your team?"
"Very true."
Allie and Collette were sitting and listening to this whole conversation and trying to follow it but they weren't basketball players so it was difficult. Allie decided it was time for them to get back into the conversation.
"Hey, uhmm, can you please talk in English again?"
"NO! I am not human; I am humanoid!" Alex shouted.
"YES, we can! Sorry guys. Soooooo….. what should we talk about?
"LOLLIPOPS!"
"Alex, youonly want to talk about Bill's lollipop, even though you know Georg's is bigger and better."
"NO! That is a FAIL! Bill's is the best! Chocolate ice cream and skittles, baby!!"
"PERVS!"
"No, Allie, we haven't even gotten started yet, I'm sorry to say."
"Yeah well, I'm the biggest perv at my school and I can't even start to follow you guys!"
"And this surprises you….?" Collette added.
"No, I guess not."
"Good. Then I can begin talking about me and Tom now…. Then you will really be scared!"
"Oh no, Mrs. Concubine of the Pervs! I think Alex can stay with you and the rest of us are used to it!....unfortunately." They all laughed. "Plus, did you know that me and Georg are el rey y la reina de fuego caliente?!"
"Uhh translation please? I can do german, but Spanish is impossible!" Alex was pretty good with German from watching so much Tokio Hotel TV, but Colista was much better at Spanish. She was in love with all things Spanish, the same way Alex was in love with everything German. Collette loved French and could speak it, while Allie usually just stuck to English, otherwise she got confused too easily.
"The king and queen of hot fire!" They all rolled around on the ground laughing their asses off.
"Hot fire, huh? And you know this how?"
"I'm just smart like that. So what now?!"
"SNOW!!" Alex yelled, jumping up off the ground andrunning out of the room. The rest remained frozen in the ground, looking at each other, each a strange expression on her face.
"Well then….." Colista looked at the other two.
"That was the randomest thing ever!" Allie yelled, standing to follow a long-gone Alex.
"Well, I suppose we should follow her before she finds something to do that could be permanently damaging because when she does I would like to see it! And also, Colista, I think you should be fearing for the safety of your house and material possessions right about now." Collette stood with Allie and they headed down the hall, Colista right behind them.
When they got outside, they heard alex before they saw her. She had, apparently, jumped into the four foot high snow bank in her spandex shorts! She was now running down the street away from the house screaming "COLD! Helig sheisse! That's COLD! Stupid spandex! Oh my Lord, COLD!"
"Helig sheisse?" Collette questioned.
"Holy shit in German." Colista answered, she know all of Alex' favorite German phrases.
"Hmmm… cold she said? well, I think I might need to go check that out!" Collette ran and jumped into the snow bank with Alex' outline already in it. Colista and Allie shook their heads. Their friends were so crazy. But they didn't want to miss out on all the fun so…. Maybe….
"Hmm, what do you say, Colista? I think we have a snow vank that is calling our names!"
"I agree whole-heartedly!"
The two ran and jumped in on either side of Collette and shrieked at the feel of the snow on their skin.
"This is cold!" They were all throwing snow into the air so it rained down on their heads. Alex joined them in the snow a minute later and they all shrieked when she started throwing snowballs at each of them.
"SNOWBALL FIGHT!" Allie screamed.
They had the most epic snowball fight ever for the next hour or so and then went back in the house, shivering and numb.
"T-that was s-s-s- sooooo c-cold!" Allie shivered out, wrapping her arms around her torso.
"But totally worth it!" Alex was shivering too, but not as much as Allie, who was the smallest of the group.
"Definitely!" Collette and Colista said simultaneously. They all laughed and went to get hot chocolate and wrap up in blankets. And the scariest thing of all, the craziest part of the night was yet to begin.
Authors note: please, please, please, review! this is one of my first fanfiction works and I will appreciate feedback of any kind!!! :) thanks!