Disclaimer: I do not own Ouran High School Host Club, do not sue me for I am already broke and unfortunately make no profit out of this. P.s I don't have the brains to be the maker of Ouran

Claimer: I own the Matsumoto twins and the later to be seen Megumi Kotatsu

It was Sunday morning and Aki was awake before his family and before Megumi. One of the maids had already made him his pancakes with chocolate chips and M&M's in it. He pulled out several different kinds of juices and poured himself a glass of each, then put the cartons back into the fridge. Next came fruits and a cup of ice which was blended into a smoothie.

He had on a winter hat, a fleece pajama outfit that was green, fuzzy, dark green socks, and slippers that had red pandas on the toes. His slippers floated in the air as he hopped onto the counter and stuffed his mouth with pancakes followed by mild and more pancakes. Then he grabbed his fruit juices and smoothie and went upstairs to lift weights. This, of course, woke up mostly everyone in the house, except for Megumi who was a heavy sleeper.

By 7:45 Aki was headed to the shower. The minute he locked the door Kano pulled out his cell phone and started calling people. At eight o'clock he exited the shower in a black skirt that went down to his knees, a green t-shirt with puffy, Snow White-like sleeves and a frilly hem, a black bandanna in his hair, thigh high striped green and black socks, and no shoes. unfortunately, the entire host club was standing in front of him.

"Who's that?" Tamaki and Hani asked as Aki parted his hair off to the side and held it there with a dragonfly pin. "What's your name?"

"Aki."

Tamaki jumped at least three feet in the air. "I have a friend who looks a lot like you, but the Aki I know is a guy."

"Hm. Ototo-san, will you get out the ice cream?" Aki asked.

"You sound like him too!"

"Why are you in my house, Tamaki-san?"

"HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?!"

"I'm Matsumoto, Aki, I see you in school, and I'm in the host club."

"WHAT?!" Tamaki was in a defensive position, completely surprised, and hiding his face with his arms and hands. "HOW CAN THIS BE?!"

Aki did not even flinch. "Stop screaming, or I'll kick you out." She threatened lowly. "Ototo-san, why are they here?" She asked.

"I invited them over."

"Why?"

"Cause."

Aki growled lowly at him. "Do you want to die now?" Kano shook his head violently and immediately backed off. "Now go get me some juice." Aki ordered as she shivered. Then she headed into another room and came out with a zip up hoodie that she quickly put on. It made Tamaki and the other twins curious as to what was inside since Aki only opened the door enough to get in.

"What's in there?"

Kano raced over and blocked the door. "Nothing!" He yelped.

Aki dully looked over at Tamaki. "My mut, Termite. And if you dare hurt him, I'll make sure you do not live to see tomorrow. Plus I have my clothes and stuffed animals in there." She added a smile at the end of her speech to sweeten the conversation. A muffled whine came from the other side of the door, followed by a scratching sound. Aki opened the door by six inches to let out a big, short haired dog, with a wrinkly forehead and wrinkly snout. "Termite is an English Mastiff! Isn't he cute?!" She squealed and hugged the ironically named dog.

"He doesn't look too happy...." Hani noted with his Bun-Bun in his arms.

"Well, I've tried giving him toys to play with, and I play tug-of-war with him and all that! But he's always sad like that." Aki whined.

"Maybe you need a girl dog." Mori stated casually.

Aki blushed and didn't look in their direction, but Termite's ears perked up as if Aki had said 'Treat". "I don't know. I'll have to ask my dad for permission." She mumbled quietly as she played with Termite's ears to hide her embarrassment.

"Takashi could go with you!" Hani squealed happily.

The twins suddenly grinned. "I wonder if Mori-senpai can see down Aki's shirt from up there." They stated after realizing Hani was trying to set the two up. Aki whipped around and sucker punched the both of them in one hit, then she was gone, so was Termite.

"Way to go." Kano muttered.

"What?" They asked at the same time.

"Why the Hell do you think she cross-dresses?!" They were blank. "Aki doesn't like being a girl! She doesn't want to be! You two are idiots!"

"GAHHH!!!"

Kano's face went pale. "Tamaki woke up Megumi-chan." He sulked.

Tamaki raced of of Aki's 'closet' followed by a very angry and sleep deprived Megumi. "Dammit! Get back here so I can Kill you, Tamaki!" She screamed running down the hallways in her pajamas.

"Someone! Help me please! Save me!" Tamaki shrieked, crying as he ran away from the demonic Megumi.

The twins tripped him.

"I said save me! Not bring me to my doom!"

Megumi was at the stairs and had Tamaki by his shirt collar about to drag him down the stairs. "Megumi! I have pancakes!" Aki called out. Megumi dropped Tamaki and leaped over him as she raced down the stairs; while he fell down the stairs roughly. The rest of the host club walked on him to get down the stairs.

Some: second chapter today, and in a long time, sorry for the lack of updates once again.

Auto: It's stage crew's fault for letting her have too good of a time...

Some: Please R&R for a virtual cookie!!!!