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Chapter 15: When Blondes come to town...

Bella's POV!

December 28...

10:30

"MY BROTHERS AN IDIOT! FOR ONCE IN HIS LIFE HE CANT EVEN MAKE HIMSELF USEFUL!" Alice screamed pacing around the room.

"Alice calm down, I'll help you and we've already covered Jacks house, Miss Valerie said she'll be happy to help" I said trying to reassure her that we were not the only ones who are organizing the street party.

Let me explain what the street party is, every year on New Year's Eve we have a street party, we decorate the whole street with sparkling fairy lights(mostly Alice) and there's always someone (Carlisle) doing a barbecue, there's music and dancing and of course the whole street is invited, we have one every year and there's always fireworks , lots and lots of fireworks, anyone who doesn't come out has Alice and some of our other crazy neighbors knocking on their doors and irritating them until they come out. It's always something to remember and a really good way to end and start a new year.

"But I told him he has to hand out flyers and he's gone! I searched downstairs upstairs the bathroom! ...Oh I forgot to check his room" Alice picked up the stack of flyers and walked out of her room, down the hallway and opened Edwards door, I followed, "Now how is it that you search the whole house but you don't check his room? " I asked Alice, We entered Edwards's room,

"Wow this place is even uglier than the last time I came in" I looked around, the room was filled with stacks of music, a desk with lots of papers, a really messy bed with bronze colored hair on the pillow, there was a basketball hoop attached to the back of the door Alice just shut. Edward immediately rolled over and fell onto the floor taking the comforter down with him, his head popped up from the side of the bed a second later, his soft bronze hair still a tangled mess.

"What the- Alice!"

"EDWARD!!"

"Bella?"

"Edward" Alice looked at Edward with fury; Edward looked at us in confusion, "What's going on?" Edward asked.

"Well, Fraternal Brother who I am ashamed to be calling fraternal, do you have any idea as to why you are in your room, ten in the morning?" Alice asked, Edward looked confused.

"Errm...sleeping?" Edward answered, Alice chucked the flyers on Edwards bed making an even bigger mess "Give those to the street now!" to the street? Watching Alice and Edward arguing was like watching a comedy show.

"Okay okay I'll give them later let me shower, get dressed and eat my breakfast then I'll give them" Alice shook her head.

"You give them NOW! It's ten thirty in the morning! Your fault for not waking up earlier" Edward stood up and I almost had a heart attack. Edward wasn't wearing a shirt and his muscles were now visible, he was only wearing three quarter trousers, he smiled at me, then turned to Alice.

"I can't go out like this!" He's right Alice he can't go out like that, on second thoughts he could and have me watching him run around shirtless but what if there's someone out there watching him?

"He's right Alice, He can't go out looking like... that" I'm not letting any girl take my god!

"Well that's too bad, why didn't you wake up earlier. Mr. shirtless? Is it that hot?" Edward's cheeks went pink and his eyes flickered to me for a second and then he grabbed mine and Alice's shoulder spun us both around and walked us back to the door.

"Hey, you can't just barge me out of your room like that! The flyers! Hey!" Edward slammed the door in our faces and I heard the door click, Edward locked it.

"And you can't barge into my room like that, there's something called privacy!" Alice banged on the door

"The flyers Edward! You give them out now!" Alice screamed I started laughing; Edward and Alice are so funny.

"Shut up Bella!" I heard Edward and Alice shout at the same time, my laughter died, Edward opened the door a little and chucked out a bunch of flyers that went everywhere, he poked his head out. "Don't come in my room again!" Edward shouted at Alice, he shut the door, "Jerk!" Alice screamed kneeling down to pick up the papers; Edward opened the door again and smiled at me.

"I'm so sorry she's your room mate, I hope she's not any worse than this now you know what it's like for me to wake up to that" Edward looked at Alice who was picking up the flyers with a disgusted look on his face, Edward smiled at me again "And I'm sorry for barging you out of my room like that" Edward and I looked at each other for a few seconds then he shut the door as soon as Alice was done picking up the flyers.

"You BASTARD! What is wrong with you! I don't care you are taking these flyers! And giving them out!" Alice screamed trying to unlock the door,

"I'm showering!" Edward shouted from his room, Alice rolled her eyes. "I can't hear the water! And you sound like you're in your room! EDWARD!" Alice went to her room and came back with a pin; she unlocked the door and pushed it open.

Silence.

There was no sign of Edward around his room, Alice walked in and looked around the room, she then grinned and walked towards something, seconds later she came back holding Edward by the ear. "ow ow ow ow ow" Alice pulled Edward out of his room,

"Get the flyers Bella" For the first time I was actually scared of how pissed Alice was. I got the flyers and went downstairs, Edward was still shirtless.

"Thank you! Now Edward go and post these flyers to every house on our street and then go to the park and staple them on the bulletin board and don't come back until you've gotten rid of every single flyer!" Alice screamed pushing Edward out of the house and slamming the door behind her. She turned around.

"Thank god that's over, Bella come on! We have a sad day ahead of us" Alice clapped her hands and went upstairs I followed her "And you're happy because...?" December 28, the day her broomstick landed, the day where my life is going to change forever, well not that I know but I had a feeling.

"I am happy because we get to wear our sad day clothes!" Sad day clothes? "Alice no offense but why would you have clothes to wear on sad days?" Alice can be really weird and surprising sometimes.

"Because I love to shop and look right for the moments! Is that a problem? Well it shouldn't be" Okay? Alice and I got changed into 'sad day clothes'

December 28: 12:30

"A-lohaaa" I started laughing so hard. Jasper had his hands out acting like a girl "Hey Edward I like missed you like so like much like" Jasper moved his hands like a girl, swaying his hips.

"Hahaha Jasper that beats Alice's impression" Alice laughed "Yeah it does!" We were all wondering on how Robins going to make her entrance, she would be here any minute, I decided that if I had my best friends with me I wouldn't care about Robin being here for a day. The doorbell rang and Edward rushed down the stairs.

"I'll get it" Edward looked in the mirror and the opened the door, there was a huge bouquet of flowers of all different sorts and the dog had some decency to cover her face with it.

"Oh wow these flowers look pretty but not as beautiful as the one standing behind them" I almost puked, I could tell Alice was about to since she covered her mouth and ran upstairs.

Edward took the bouquet and stuffed them in my hands taking me of guard "Hi! Robin I'm so excited that you made it! Where going to have so much fun! Come in!" Edward screamed acting like he was a little kid seeing Santa Clause for the first time. The animal laughed and stepped inside the house,

"Hi Edward I'm glad I made it here- oh Hi Jasper, how's it going" Jasper looked at Robin as if he was about to be bitten by a snake "It was going fine until a few minutes ago" Jasper murmured. That's the thing I like about Jasper, he's always there by my side.

"Where's Alice, I don't see her around" We heard someone suffocating upstairs and muffled swear words, "Urm…I better go and see what's wrong with Alice, I'll be right back" Jasper ran upstairs. So much for sticking together!

"Bella! Fancy seeing you here" I gave her a look and Edward gave me one of his looks, the one that said be-nice. "Hi" I forced myself to smile.

I see that scratch is gone, I'm so sorry again" No you're not!

"It's okay I don't notice it's there anymore" Why does she always bring this up?

"Well again I'm so sorry" She leaned closer to hug me; I didn't want to, I could tell she didn't want to either but she was doing it for Edward.

"Where going to have so much fun…well I am" she whispered in my ear and then released me and smiled.

"So shall we go?" Edward asked. Go where? Alice and Jasper came down.

"Oh good we all can go together" Edward said sounding pleased. "Go where?" I asked.

"To the fair! Haven't you seen the posters?" I shook my head, Edward went to put the bouquet away "Well then, you like obviously need to go and get your eyes checked" Robin said as soon as Edward was gone.

"Now listen here missy you're the one who needs to get your brain checked, and that outfit, my grandma has better clothes" Alice took a step closer to Robin but Jasper put a hand on her shoulder. Edward returned, Robin smiled.

"Well, you guys coming?" I looked at Alice, I didn't know if I wanted to go. Alice looked like she was making up her mind. She smiled.

"Sure come on Jazz, Bella let's go!" I looked at her, was she serious? I gave Alice a look, she ignored it, Edward grinned. "Great, well come on then, were walking, the park is only a few roads away"

After informing Esme were we were going, we headed out, it was a miracle that it was really hot today, I thought that was unusual, around this time of year it usually snows.

So there we were walking along the side of the woods, Edward was way ahead with Robin the two of them chatting and laughing and walking close to each other, his expression on his face looks like he really likes- Stop! Bella there is no way he is falling in love with that repulsive creature! I looked beside me, Alice and Jasper were walking, talking and laughing Alice was linking arms with Jasper she looked incredibly happy, I felt like an outsider I started walking slower so that I was behind them, i took a deep breath and carried on walking by myself.

We arrived at the fair, it was huge! Crowded by lots of people, "Wow, this place looks amazing!" Alice screamed.

"Yeah it does…" Jasper and Alice looked at me and then Edward and Robin rushed towards us. "So which ride first?" Everyone turned to look at the ride I dreaded the most. Death Coaster.

The name is scary itself, Death coaster. "The death coaster!" everyone turned to look at me, they somehow sensed my nerves.

"Oh come on Bella!" Robin looked annoyed. "Bella she has a point you can't possibly be scared of that" Edward pointed to the roller coaster, I looked at the loop I felt hot, I heard the screams of the people on the ride, they seemed to echo through my head, I gulped. "I'm not scared…Lets do this" I walked straight to the line; Alice looked at me as if she was thinking I was crazy.

"Bella are you sure you want to do this?" I looked at the ride again: uh oh did I forget to mention I'm scared of heights?

"Yup…sure, positive" We were in the queue, it seemed to take forever. I wondered about the ride it didn't look that bad, but then I got up close…

We were next to get on the ride. "Did you know they have a roller coaster like this one in Adventure Island?" someone from behind said. "I heard that one of the protection bars went loose and the guy went flying of the coaster" I gulped. Why is this man talking about accidents on this ride?

"The guy had to go hospital and well…he died" The man said "Really! I hope they have good protection here then" The other guy said. I suddenly felt Goosebumps,

"Bella are you alright, you've gone pale" I took a deep breath "I'm fine" I then realized there were five of us and when I looked at the carriage I realized it was two per row.

"Urm guys there's five of us" I pointed to the carriage. "One of us have to go on our own" Everyone looked at each other.

"Well how about I go with Jasper and Bella, you can sit with Alice but then Robin would be left alone" I'm happy with that! Absolutely happy or maybe we could even ditch her after the ride.

The man let us through there were six seats in the carriage two per row. "Bella shall I sit with you? Jasper won't mind sitting on his own" Alice said, I shook my head

"No you to sit next to each other, I think I'll just wait for you guys by the exit." I turned to look at the exit, but instead the man had told me there was no way out but to sit and enjoy the ride.

"Hey Bella, I'll sit next to you" Edward offered, Robin gave me a look, then looked at Edward "Come on Edward, I want to sit at the front!" Before Edward could protest Robin grabbed his hand and pulled him into the front row.

"Alice, sit next to Jasper, I'll be brave and sit on my own" Alice gave me worried looks; I clambered into the last row sitting on my own. The ride was about to start, my heart started beating faster.

It's just a ride I chanted to myself

The man in charge of the ride held up one finger towards the queue, he then opened the gate and a man the size of a truck squeezed his way through. Oh no, he is not sitting next to me.

I ended up sitting next to the fat man who stunk like coffee and cigarettes, I felt like puking, I had to sit next to this arrogant fat man who kept asking me if he had chili sauce on his face. I could see nothing but a big fat ugly wart.

The ride had started and I got really scared as it zoomed around the track I kept screaming and the man was touching my hair and then trying to hug me?

After two minutes of torture the ride ended and the man got up and started screaming running out of the exit waving his hands around, his skin was bouncing faster than he was running. It was disgusting.

"Bella I am so sorry you had to sit next to that fat weirdo" Alice said once we were of the ride and through the exit.

"Yeah that man was literally on top of you" Robin said trying to make it sound like it was a good thing.

"Well we can get some drinks to cheer you up Bella!" Edward happily suggested, I sighed and walked over to the drink stall with Alice bugging me of how much she was sorry, what was the big deal anyway? My life is already ruined since Robin entered it and besides it was just a ride. A scary ride, things couldn't get any worse, could it?

"Here you go Bella one Mango smoothie and one strawberry smoothie for Robin" Well he did say my name first. Robin glared at my smoothie then grinned and looked at Edward.

"Thanks! I love strawberry" She took a quick sip "Well come on people we have to go on the other rides, let's go on the bumper cars it's this way- oops" Robin rushed towards me as she was talking pointing to the bumper cars when she 'accidently' spilled her strawberry smoothie on my t-shirt and she made sure she knocked my mango smoothie out of my hand making that spill on my face and half of my hair, I stepped back.

"Oh Bella I'm so sorry! Let get some tissues" Robin looked like she was sorry she messed up my hair and t-shirt and walked over to the drinks stall, I saw people around us looking, some of them were trying not to laugh, I looked at Alice who marched over to Robin, It looked like they were having a really harsh argument. Jasper looked like he was about to laugh but kept it in, Edward was forcing himself not to smile.

"Bella, it's okay, it's not that bad and she did it by accident" I looked at Edward was this a joke?

"Edward look at me, this does not look like an accident! Can't you see what she's trying to do?" I screamed my voice a bit shaky, I felt like going home and just cry, why is she always doing this to me, I felt a tear roll down my cheek, Edward came closer, I held my hand out to stop him.

"Just forget it Ed-Edward I'm going home…" I turned around but turned my face to look at him "see ya" I said gloomily than ran out of the park holding back my tears.

How could Edward not tell that she's evil, oh that's right because whenever he's around she turns into miss perfect. I reached home and slammed the door shut, my tears overflowing, I ran into my bedroom and slammed the door shut, I quickly went into the steam filled shower, washing out the Mango out of my hair. My tears still flowing.

Half an hour later

Once I changed into a pair of jeans and a dark blue long sleeved top since it was getting cold I sat on my bed clutching onto my knee's just thinking about everything that happened at the fair.

My door opened five inches and Alice popped her head through. "Bella?" I looked up to see her come in; she put her arms around me. I felt a tear but I wiped it away.

"Bella, its okay I took care of her, she won't come anywhere near us again" she said trying to comfort me, "What about Edward?" I asked.

"Well…ermm I don't know about that" I stood up and looked at Alice. "So where are they now?" I asked, I imagined Robin and Edward sitting next to the fireplace… I shook that thought out of my mind.

"There at home, they had an argument of what happened and they decided to come home" I grinned an argument?

"Awww look at that Bella's happy again!" Alice screamed clapping her hands; I forced myself not to grin at the argument.

"Seriously you should have been there 'you should have been more careful with drinks'" Alice mimed Edward shouting at Robin, that made me smile.

"And Robin's face" She mimed Robins facial expressions when Edward was telling her off, I could almost imagine the smoke coming out of her ears, I laughed.

"It was so funny!" I tried not to laugh but every time I imagined her face I couldn't hold back any laughter.

"So are you okay now?" Alice asked, Well if Edward did shout at her then I guess I am "Yeah I'm fine" Alice grinned.

"Great! So it's five thirty seven, do you want to come to my house and play on the trampoline? I know where 17 but we can still have some fun, Carlisle's thinking of giving it to Jimmy, three doors down, plus we'll be in the backyard, I'll make sure Robin doesn't come anywhere near us."

I thought for a moment, if she didn't come near us then that's okay "Urm…sure" Alice grinned and we both went to her house which was only down the road. We walked in and we went straight to the garden and on the trampoline, I didn't see Edward in the living room.

"Where's Edward?" Alice looked at the house "Upstairs in his room with Robin and I sent Jasper there to keep an eye on him" I grinned Jasper!

"Whoa when was the last time I bounced on this" I said when I lost my balance and fell on the trampoline and couldn't get back up because Alice was jumping up and down.

"Like one year ago, I miss my trampoline, and do you remember that." Alice pointed to the net around the entrance to the trampoline there was a faded pink note you could barely make out the words, I remember we painted our names "Alice, Edward and Bella's Trampoline" We didn't know Jasper then, we were eleven or twelve.

"I remember so many memories!" Alice nodded "We've had so much fun when we were young, hey how about we repaint it" Good idea.

"Sure that way Carlisle wouldn't be able to give it to Jimmy" Alice grinned and we both jumped of the trampoline, well Alice did but as always I could never get off the trampoline without falling on the ground.

"Come on Bella" Alice motioned me to come with her to the shed at the back of the garden, "Actually no I'll get the paint you get the brushes, there in the kitchen" I nodded and made my way to the kitchen. Paint brushes, where do they put them? I started opening draws and various cupboards.

The doorbell rang and I fell to the floor, it was so quiet, and then the doorbell rings, "I'll get it!" Edward shouted from above, I could hear his footsteps on the staircase, I could also here the padding of Robin's heels, Edward opened the door to reveal a post man with a package bigger than Emmett, in bright yellow behind him.

"Hi, erm sign here" The man looked happy and was trying to keep his laughter in, Edward signed the board confused and the post man left. The package was huge! It couldn't fit through the door.

I immediately got up and went outside, Alice was waiting for me "There you are, how long does it take to get paint brushes?"

"Alice there's a huge package outside lets go and see" Alice and I ran through the kitchen and out the front door where Edward was looking at a note and Jasper was looking at the package amused. Robin wasiew just standing next to Edward.

"To Alice, Edward, Jasper and Bella opened this together" Alice looked at the package up and down, it had four thick ribbons on each side, going to the top; there was a big bow on the top.

"Well open it!" Alice screamed "How?" Edward asked. "Pull here" Jasper pulled a piece of the ribbon and all four sides came crashing down, we all stepped back.

"SURPRISE!!!!" I looked at the person standing in the middle of the four cardboard walls on the ground, who else would surprise us like that?

"No Way!" Alice and I screamed as we went to go and hug Rosalie.

"Oh my god I can't believe you're here, how did you get here? Where's Emmett?" Alice and I asked. Rosalie couldn't stop grinning.

"I know I can't believe I'm here either! I came here in the morning actually you guys weren't in and I wanted to surprise you all and what is that doing here" Rosalie looked at Robin with pure disgust on her face, now that Rosalie is here the fun can begin…

Surprise surprise!! Rosalie's in forks!!!

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