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As some of you guessed, this next chapter is Sonic writing in Amy's diary. Please forgive out-of-character-ness...okay, since Amy's diary is quite a bit longer than Sonic's this is part one of it. I will post part two after Christmas.

Thanks again. And I still don't own Sonic, obviously.

Privacy Policy- Chapter two

This is the diary of Amy Rose.

Do not read it unless you like the feel of your head being pounded in by a hammer.

Thank you.

Well Ames, you ignored the note at the front of my diary, so I'm gonna ignore yours! This is Sonic, if you can't tell, and I'm sorry for yelling at you the other day, kay? I didn't mean it, but seriously, you had no right to just read my diary and write stuff everywhere in it.

So y'know what? I'm gonna do the same thing to your diary! I have a right, no?

I must say you hid this book very well. It took me a while to think of looking at the back of the freezer.

Your handwriting's kinda messy, but I think I can manage.

So, here goes!

Sonic

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SUNDAY 1

Dear diary,

Yesterday was my Sonikku's birthday party. It was so much fun! I cooked him a strawberry cake which he absolutely loved!

Actually...no, I didn't, as you learned when you read my diary the other day.

We played fun games and I won the pinata.

Nope. You didn't. I think your memory is a tad confused...

Sonic's brother was there. He's really cute, but not as good looking as my Sonikku!

I wouldn't describe Manic as 'cute', but...I'm flattered. I know I'm good looking.

Anyway, Vector bought Sonic a diary, and I thought it would be a good idea if I started one as well! So this morning I went down and bought this book, and I shall now write in it every day!

EVERY DAY?! Somehow, I don't think there's enough writing in this diary for you to have been updating it EVERY DAY since my birthday!

So what shall I write about? Myself? My Sonikku?

I am a pink hedgehog with bright green eyes.

Yes Amy, yes you are.

I'm pretty, feisty, and a great leader!

Talk about self praise. No offense.

Sonic is my boyfriend.

...I am?

He's the fastest thing alive and one day we're gonna marry each other.

No comment.

That's all for now, I needa go take a bath.

Happy bathing, then.

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MONDAY 2

Dear diary,

good morning!

Good morning.

Am I just meant to write what happens every day? Because not much has happened so far. I had breakfast, brushed my teeth, and sat down to write this.

Well obviously not much has happened.

I think today I will go and visit my Sonikku. He'll probably be out for a run, as usual. I shall buy him some chilli dogs.

Um, yay?

Off I go then!

Cya.

LATER

Oh diary, the most embarrassing thing happened today!

I can't wait to read this, hehe.

I went and bought a chilli dog for my Sonikku, then I thought I saw him around the corner, so I decided to surprise him by giving him a hug and a kiss, only it wasn't Sonic! IT WAS SHADOW!

Serves you right for not being able to tell the difference between black and blue. Let me give you a hint. Blue is the color of the sky during the day. Black is the color of the sky at night. You got it now? Good. Now maybe you won't jump on Shadow as much.

The most embarrassing thing is, I didn't realize it was Shadow until I'd hugged him, kissed him and stuffed the chilli dog in his mouth!

Poor Shadow.

He spat it out, glared at me, then ran off. I'm so embarrassed now! I must be the laughing stock of the world!

More likely, Faker is the laughing stock of the world. You have nothing to worry about, Amy. We're all used to seeing you do stupid things.

I must be more careful in the future. There are so many people who look like Sonic in the world, but only one of them is my true love!

The last time I checked, I was the only person-who-looks-like-Sonic in the world.

In the last month or so, I've already gone up and hugged Shadow, Knuckles, Manic and other hedgehogs. It's not my fault! Whenever I see someone who looks remotely like Sonic, I just get confused!

Um...poor you...?

Next time, I shall be sure to double check. It was a waste of a good chilli dog.

You can say that again.

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TUESDAY 3

Good evening, dear diary.

Good evening, dear Amy.

Today I went on a date with my Sonikku.

You did? Strange that I do not remember this 'date'.

He was running past and held out his hand to me. So I took his hand and we ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran

More like, I ran, you held on...I still don't remember this...

and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran

I get the point, Ames. We ran.

and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran until we got to this big shiny lake. Sonic let go of my hand, then he fell in the lake and almost drowned! But I rescued him and gave him the kiss of life, then he ran off. Ahh, it was so much fun!

I remember this now! You have NOT got your facts right, Amy. I was running along peacefully, then you stuck your foot out and I stumbled, and held out my arms to balance. Then you grabbed my hand and I kept running, then I noticed you were hanging on and tried to shake you off.

Only then we ended up at a lake, and I didn't want to go near the water (for obvious reasons). Then I tried to move my hand away from yours, but you wouldn't let me, then you jumped on top of me and knocked me into the lake, then you dragged me out and thought I was dead, then you attempted CPR only you were thumping my chest on the RIGHT SIDE, the heart is on the LEFT SIDE!

Then I coughed up some water and decided to leave before you did something else crazy.

I hope we can go on another date soon.

One day, Amy. One day in the very distant future.

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THURSDAY 4

Dear diary,

I did not write yesterday, because not much happened. I might not be able to write something every single day. I don't think my life's quite that exciting. I wonder how Sonikku's going with his diary.

I didn't write for ages after the first entry, as you have seen.

Today, I went to Cream's place to babysit. Her mother Vanilla had to go out somewhere. I'm not sure where.

Probably on a date with Vector or something.

Anyway, Cream wanted to make brownies for all the 'poor lonely people'. So we tried making a list of 'poor lonely people'. We ended up with two names- Shadow and Knuckles.

Poor lonely people indeed.

The brownies turned out okay, but we left them in the oven slightly too long, I think. They turned a funny black-ish red color. The icing went all bubbly and white. We covered everything with sprinkles, so I don't think any one would have been able to tell that they were slightly over cooked.

Not very professional Amy, but it sounds better than Tails and I's cookies.

Then we went out to look for Shadow. We found him sitting on a bench in the park, watching the ducks. Cream went up and offered him the brownies, but he didn't want to take him. After some friendly persuasion,

I'm guessing this 'friendly persuasion' involved your hammer.

he accepted the brownies, bit into one and grabbed his mouth, muttering something about his teeth. I decided to try a brownie, and they were rock solid! I think we must have gotten something mixed up in the recipe.

I thought Ella taught you to cook on Chris' world?

Shadow was very polite about it though. He ate the brownies quietly then left.

Probably because you were standing above him waving your hammer the whole time.

Cream was very pleased with our success and so we went up to Angel Island. We found Knuckles and Rouge fighting over the Master Emerald. I think Knuckles was winning, and Cream got very distressed and told them to stop fighting.

Nothing can stop those two fighting, Ames.

Cream offered both of them the brownies, and Rouge bit one and spat it out. She refused to eat any more and said they were dangerous. Then she threw one at Knuckles, and it hit him on the head and knocked him out. It really was as hard as a rock.

Wow, Amy. Those are dangerous brownies!

We stopped Rouge taking the Master Emerald though, because we said it wouldn't be fair.

Good for you.

Then we left the rest of the brownies with Knuckles and returned home. Vanilla was back, so I left Cream with her. What a fun day it was!

Fun for you, maybe. You lead such an interesting life, Amy. You just go around being very happy and utterly oblivious as to what people are actually thinking.

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FRIDAY 5

Dear diary,

It's not fair!

What's not fair?

Rouge is sooo pretty and thin, and I'm fat and ugly! That's why Sonikku runs away from me!

Nooo....I run away from you because you have a habit of glomping me in public. And you're not fat! Rouge is just a bit slimmer than you, that's all. And if you take off all that make up she wears, you'll probably find she's not quite as pretty as you think.

This morning I had a HORRIBLE pimple RIGHT NEXT TO MY NOSE!

Oh, the horror.

I tried everything on it! Cleanser! Toothpaste! Lemon juice! Papaw ointment! I rang all my friends to ask their advice!

Geez Ames, it's just a zit. The world is not ending.

Rouge suggested sugar water, but that only seemed to make it BIGGER! And Sally suggested olive oil, but that didn't work either!

Oil's the last thing you want to put on a pimple...

Bunnie suggested salt water, but that just stung. Eventually Vanilla suggested oatmeal and buttermilk. It smelt awful, but it kind of worked. The pimple's a bit smaller now, but it's still there.

It just won't go away, will it? Just like you won't leave me alone. Not that I'm comparing you to a zit. You're not a zit. Just...forget I said all that, kay?

I will not go out in public until this monstrosity is off my face!

Good for you, Ames. Good for you.

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SATURDAY 6

Dear diary,

I woke up this morning and the pimple was mostly gone.

Ohh. I'm sort of disappointed. I was hoping it would stay for ages and ages, and you'd have to stay inside and get your groceries delivered.

I went out for a walk and saw Sonic's sister. She wasn't at his birthday because she had an eye disease or something.

Conjunctivitis, actually.

Anyway, we decided to go shopping later. I decided to invite Rouge. While we were at the shops, we saw Sonikku buying a chilli dog. He ran off before we could talk to him, though.

I probably ran because I saw you coming...

We also saw Knuckles buying a whole lot of grapes.

He does that.

And we saw Shadow. He was standing looking angry and depressed, as usual.

Yup, as usual.

Then we went clothes shopping. We tried a lot of things on, but we didn't buy anything.

I don't understand you women and your shopping. What's the point of just looking at stuff if you don't intend to buy it? It's just weird, no offense. And it ends up taking a looong time.

Then we looked at shoes. Again, we tried things on, but bought nothing. It was fun though.

I don't see how that's fun, but suit yourself.

Later we had lunch. Rouge ordered an egg and salad. I had the same, because I want to keep my wait down and get thinner like she is.

Rouge is hardly the ideal role model, Ames. And for the second time, you aren't fat.

I think I won't write in this thing every single day. I just can't be bothered, and not enough interesting stuff happens.

Okay then.

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FRIDAY 6

Dear diary,

Haven't written for a week. Not much has happened. Eggman attacked a few times, nothing major.

Battles with Eggman have ceased to be major. His standard is dropping, and it's getting a tad easy to beat him. I must say, I'm disappointed. He'd better pick up his act, and soon.

I think I've lost weight. Well I definitely look thinner.

You weren't fat to begin with.

I've been trying to cut down on the junk food. Maybe I should change to a diet of all chilli dogs, like Sonikku. Is that the key to getting slimmer?

No, it's not. The all-chilli-dogs diet only works for me cause I run so much. It burns the calories. You don't run as much as me (obviously) so you'd probably end up just putting on weight, not losing it.

Or maybe all grapes, like Knuckles.

He eats grass too, actually. And I have no idea how he survives on that.

Anyway, I'm going on a sleepover at Cream's house tomorrow. Yay! Funfun!

'Funfun'? Interesting word.

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SUNDAY 7

Dear diary.

I just got back from Cream's house. We had a lot of fun last night. First we played board games. I won most of them.

I have no idea whether you're telling the truth or not, after that little 'I won the pinata' stunt you pulled on the first page.

Then we tried to make popcorn, but it wouldn't pop!

Popcorn that won't pop? That's not good.

We watched a really scary movie called uhhh I've forgotten what it was called, but it was sooo scary.

'Uhhh I've forgotten what it was called'? I've never heard of that movie before.

Cream got so scared she refused to go to bed. Cheese was hiding under the sofa and refused to come out.

Poor Cream. Poor Cheese. Vanilla let you show her this 'sooo scary' movie?

So we stayed up half the night with the lights on. I told her some bedtime stories about Sonikku.

Really? Cool.

Eventually she fell asleep and I did too, but I had really awful nightmares! That stupid movie!!!

I really must find out what movie this was, and watch it myself.

Then in the morning, we made pancakes for breakfast and Cream wanted to play with her barbies, so I played with them too. Only, their hair was all tangled and we spent most of the time giving them hair cuts.

'Funfun' indeed.

Then after lunch, I came back home to write this. The sleepover was a lot of fun! Maybe next time Cream can come over to my place instead! I'll invite Sonikku as well!

I hope you won't be insulted if I politely decline. I'd rather sleep on the roof. No offense or anything.

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WEDNESDAY 8

Dear diary,

The last few days have been VERY hectic. I've been trying to paint the inside of my house. I want the walls to be white with pink stripes. I don't want to hire a painter because it's too expensive, so I decided to do it myself.

I think I remember this happening.

On Monday I started covering all the furniture with newspaper. Sonic, Tails and Knuckles came over to help me. Tails and Knuckles kept using either too much newspaper, or not enough! They cannot understand the technique of newspaper-covering.

I seem to remember Tails and Knuckles getting mad at you because you kept bossing them around.

Sonikku didn't seem interested in helping. He just stood there looking around.

I was supervising, okay? SU-PER-VI-SING!

It took us all day to cover all the furniture. I wanna paint every room! Except the bathroom, obviously. We had to cover the carpet as well. We wrapped up all the furniture, then I remembered that the paint was in one of the cupboards, so I had to unwrap the cupboard to get it out.

Not very smart of us, was it?

Then that night, I had to sleep on a newspaper-covered bed, under a blanket of newspaper.

On Tuesday I started painting the walls white. Sonic and Tails came over again, but Knuckles didn't. Then those two boys started having a paint fight with each other! When I tried to get them to stop, they flicked paint at me! It got all over my new dress!

Hey, we were having fun! And you really should've worn OLD clothes when painting. Duh.

I told them to stop mucking around, then we continued painting the walls. It was really messy, the paint kept sliding down the walls and getting on the newspaper-covered floor. We kept stepping in the paint and leaving white footprints everywhere.

Uh huh. Yes, we did.

Eventually everything was painted, but there were some gaps in the paint. We couldn't be bothered filling them in. Meh, it looks fine, anyway.

And on Tuesday night, I had to sleep in a newspaper-covered sleeping bag outside, because the inside of my house stank of paint.

You should have asked Vanilla if you could spend the night at her place.

Today, Wednesday, I finally finished the painting. I couldn't find Sonic and Tails to ask them to help out, so I got the Chaotix and Cream to help out instead.

You asked the Chaotix? You should've known better. They're idiots.

The paint from yesterday was dry, so I got a big ruler and drew lines in pencil, so we'd know where to paint the pink stripes.

Cream and Charmy kept painting outside the lines. They couldn't get the stripes straight. It was very annoying. Then Charmy tripped over a bucket of paint and got Espio all covered in pink. Oh well, his fur is pink anyway, so not much difference there.

It's more light pinkish-purple, actually.

Charmy then started painting pictures all over the newspaper. He's so immature.

He's six, Amy. And as you said in my diary, you can't expect him to be the next Michelangelo.

Cream kept telling me she was tired. Then Espio started randomly turning invisible for no apparent reason. It was so annoying, we kept bumping into him cause we didn't know he was there. We could just see streaks of pink paint floating around wherever he was.

Vector and I started painting from opposite ends of the wall, then we crashed into each other in the middle and our stripes went all messy.

We managed to finish the painting, but the pink stripes are all lopsided and they aren't parallel to each other. Tomorrow I will have to unwrap all my furniture.

Sounds fun.

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FRIDAY 9

Dear diary,

yesterday I decided to invite some friends over to my newly-painted house. After unwrapping my furniture, I called over Rouge, Cream, Sonia, Sally, Bunnie and Dulcy.

What about Cheese? I assume he/she automatically came with Cream.

They didn't seem too impressed about the new paintwork. In fact, they had the cheek to say it looked better before!!!

We talked for a while, then I had an argument with Rouge. She can be sooo annoying sometimes. It's so awful when best friends start acting all stupid and immature.

Somehow, I never saw Rouge as 'stupid and immature'.

She kept saying that my Sonikku was reckless and immature!

Stop using the word 'immature'. It's getting on my nerves. And I am NOT immature! Reckless, yeah, but not immature. Now I keep using that word. Ech.

Sonia agreed that he was immature

Please stop using that word. It's getting annoying.

but she's allowed to say stuff like that, she's his sister. Sally agreed with Sonia and Rouge. Shameful!

Shameful indeed.

Cream got a bit upset at all the arguing and kept asking us to calm down. Eventually we listened to her, then decided to try on each others clothes and do each others' hair and makeup.

Man you women are strange. You fight using your voices and words. Wouldn't it be a lot easier just to punch each other up, instead of wasting breath yelling?

But then again, girls don't punch, do they? You bite and scratch and hit each other with hammers. Uh huh.

As for the clothes, hair and make up...how on Mobius do you find that stuff FUN?! Manic and I always used to wonder how Sonia could care so much about her hair! I mean, she always complained if it got wet. Hair is just dead cells, isn't it? So why's it so important for it to look good?

And why paint your face with make up and stuff? Like, why does Rouge color her eye lids blue? It's pointless! Eye lids aren't MEANT to be blue!

...yeah, you females are strange.

We showed Cream how to use all the make up and things. It was really fun. We tried out about ten different shades of lipstick.

Cream has very beautiful eye lashes. They're so long. She's lucky, I wish I had eye lashes like hers.

I'm guessing you used a lot of eye liner and mascara (or whatever that make up stuff is called) on poor little Cream. Tut tut, I don't think Vanilla would have approved.

Rouge is the most experienced at applying make up. She always gets the eye shadow on so perfectly. It's amazing.

How is that amazing?

Then we made some friendship bracelets, then they decided to sleep over. We watched more horror movies. Cheese hid under the sofa again, and Cream had to crawl under to get him out. Then Cream got stuck underneath, so we all had to heave ho and lift up the sofa so she could get out.

Sounds like fun.

This morning at breakfast, Bunnie complained that the stripes on the walls gave her night mares. I may have to repaint my house again, but I can't be bothered wrapping up all the furniture again, so I'll do it some other day.

Procrastinating, Amy?

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FRIDAY 10

Dear diary,

It's been two weeks since I last wrote, and nothing much has happened.

As usual.

It's been about a month and a week since I got this diary. It's going very well. I wonder if Sonikku writes in his every day?

Nup. I don't. Can't be bothered.

I wonder how Chris and the others are? I wish we could go visit, or at least talk to each other on the phone.

I miss him too. Sort of. I think he misses us more than we miss him.

We had lots of good times on Chris' world. Like when we all went on that cruise.

Please, don't remind me of that.

Only Sonikku was sooo mean to me.

Hey, it's you guys' fault for forcing me to get on that boat!

I'm sure he didn't mean it.

I didn't.

Come to think of it, I haven't seen Sonikku for ages. I wonder where he's gone.

I can't remember exactly what I was doing a month-and-a-week after my birthday.

I might go round to Tails' place tomorrow and see if he's there.

Okay, you do that then.

To be continued...nya ha ha ha.

I hope you enjoyed this chapter, and reviews are appreciated. Thank you.