Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
I sleep IN the closet (in a literal, not figurative! Kind of way)

2. Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
I don't use those things, so no

3. Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
seeing as I sleep hanging upsidedown, my sheet is wrapped around me

4. Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
no, that's a damned muggle thing

5. Do you like to use post-it notes?
only the hot pink onezzsszz!

6. Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
i ALWAYS cut coupons, and i ALWAYS use them.

i NEVER pay full price for ANYTHING.

7. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of a bees?
bear; I can go into bat form and fly away

8. Do you have freckles?
yes, but in a place I'd rather not discuss (I'm very sensitive about my speckled elbows)

9. Do you always smile for pictures?
I don't show up in pictures

10. What is your biggest pet peeve?

Insufferable brats that try constantly to get themselves killed, who also carry the surname of Potter

11. Do you ever count your steps when you walk?
I don't walk, I float, and my robes billow behind

12. Have you ever peed in the woods?
I don't pee

13. What about pooped in the woods?
I don't poo

14. Do you ever dance even if theres no music playing?
DUH!

15. Do you chew your pens and pencils?
no, I swallow them whole

16. How many people have you slept with this week?
I always have Mr. Teddy the Bear wrapped in the sheets with me, right over my heart. Voldie got him from the mall for me!

17. What size is your bed?
don't have a bed, see some other sleeping questions

18. What is your Song of the week?
Barbie Girl. By Aqua

19. Is it okay for guys to wear pink?
it's not okay for anyone to wear pink…except on days that end in a "y"!

20. Do you still watch cartoons?
The Smurfs own me!

21. Whats your least favorite movie?
Hope Floats

22. Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some?
I would hide it in the third floor corridor….IF I had it…. *whistles innocently*

23. What do you drink with dinner?
a male virgin goat's blood

24. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
it's own blood

25. What is your favorite food?
dragon wings, with spicy sauce

26. What movies could you watch over and over and still love?
Forrest Gump, BORAT, TITANIC, Steel Magnolias, Talladega Nights, Lonesome Dove

27. Last person you kissed/kissed you?
McGonagle…don't ask, but a Confundus charm was involved

28. Were you ever a boy/girl scout?
no

29. Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine?

No.

but
voldemort and I posed for Evil Bachelors of the Month in Merlin's Weekly Wizarding Journal. But it wasn't nude or anything. Real tasteful. Sharp suits and whatnot.

30. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper?
this morning….how else am I supposed to contact them? Some sort of mechanical Muggle device? I think not!

31. Can you change the oil on a car?
a what?

32. Ever gotten a speeding ticket?
no, I fly too fast to be caught….not to mention I go into batmode

33. Ran out of gas?
no, I fart regularly

34. Favorite kind of sandwich?
olive and goat meat on rye

35 Best thing to eat for breakfast?
the souls of small children, preferably crushed

36. What is your usual bedtime?
when the sun comes up

37. Are you lazy?
me? NEVER!

38. When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween?
you were supposed to dress up? Mum just sent me on my way!

39. What is your Chinese astrological sign?
i have no idea…..

40. How many languages can you speak?
eighteen

41. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Potions Master Weekly and Baking for the Bachelor Bat (I REALLY like alliteration)

42..Which are better legos or lincoln logs?
I hate muggle toyss….

43. Are you stubborn?
you can't make me answer that….

44. Who is better...Leno or Letterman?
Leno, most definitely. When I take over the world and plan my extermination of the Muggles, he'll be the last to go. Unless he makes fun of me on his show. Then, it's all fair game.

45. Ever watch soap operas?
One Life to Live…it's the most convenient timing for me

46. Afraid of heights?
no, I'm a frickin bat!

47. Sing in the car?
again, this car thing….

48. Dance in the shower?
I take a shower every ten days (whether I need it or not!), and so when I take it, I do feel it's an occasion for dance.

49. Dance in the car?
wtf is up with this car thing?

50. Ever used a gun?
a nail gun to shoot babies from afar…hehe

51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
again, I don't show up in pictures (or, for the record, mirrors)

52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
no way!

53. Is Christmas stressful?
no more than the rest of the year

54. Ever eat a pierogi?
mmmmmmmm….potatoes and cheese, with a side of geese blood, DELICIOUS

55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
i dont like fruit pie

56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
death eater

57. Do you believe in ghosts?
Yes, I'm surrounded by them on a daily basis

58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
Pretty much everyday

59. Take a vitamin daily?
nope

60. Wear slippers?
on particularly cold mornings, I find my blue slippers shaped like racecars rather cozy…OH! Now I understand that whole "car" business, I think….

61. Wear a bath robe?
yes, I love my coat-shaped towel

62. What do you wear to bed?
a black tank top with tube socks and short shorts

63. First concert?

Voldemort's 'Wild Wizard Palooza' in '75

64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
Target all the way, bizznatchhh

65. Nike or Addidas?
NIKE!

Or Fritos?
cheetos! Fritos smell like corn chips…lol

67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
sunflower seeds. Peanuts were found by a Muggle!

68. Ever hear of the group Tres Bien?
no, but I'm guessing they're doing very well

69. Ever take dance lessons?
ballroom, fifth year, for the Yule Ball. No one wanted to dance with me. James Potter pantsed me. I cried. McGonagle and Flitwick laughed. It was pretty bad. Then I wet myself. Then it was really bad.

70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
a Potions Mistress would be nice….

71. Can you curl your tongue?
idk, never tried. I don't have time for such tomfoolery

72. Ever won a spelling bee?
no, I've never seen/heard a bee that could spell, much less won one

73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
I've never been happy

74. Own any record albums?
no

75. Own a record player?
no

76. Regularly burn incense?
no

77. Ever been in love?
yes

78. Who would you like to see in concert?
um...Mozart would be pretty cool

79. What was the last concert you saw?
Finneus Finnigan's Frightening Frollick of Fun a few years back. The name was a bit strange, but I had fun

tea or cold tea?
tea

or coffee?
tea

82. Sugar or snickerdoodles?
snickerdoodle

you swim well?
I can't swim. I can just apparate or fly wherever I want. Haha jk! I'm an expert swimmer, I used to make money giving lessons to children. Well…that job only lasted a week. You drown ONE kid that talks back…ugh

you can hold your breath without holding your nose?
yes

85. Are you patient?
no

86. DJ or band, at a wedding?

orchestra

won a contest?
I DID get most likely to become Greasy Git of a Potions Master Working for He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named back in Seventh Year….

88. Ever have plastic surgery?
next week I'm having this wretched nose repaired!

89. Which are better black or green olives?
olives suck

you knit or crochet?
I knit all my own socks and crochet baby booties for less-fortunate infants

91. Best room for a fireplace?
bedroom

92. Do you want to get married?
no

93. If married, how long have you been married?
never married….

94. Who was your HS crush?
Lily Evans

95. Do you cry and throw a fit until you get your own way?
sometimes….

96. Do you have kids?
NO!

97. Do you want kids?
NEVER

98. Whats your favorite color?
black