Who was the last person to call you baby?
a doctor….when I was a baby

2. When shopping at the grocery store, do you return your cart?
no, I take them home and add them to my mountain of grocery carts…I'm just waiting, wand at the ready, for some homeless bloke to show up and grab at one

3. Would you kiss your neighbor?
the closest occupants to me in my dungeon are the Slytherin students…so no

4. Has someone ever sang a song to you?
mother bat…I mean, er, a sister at the catholic orphanage sang "Frere Jacques" to me when I was a little kid

5. Do you play Sudoku?
no, I tried once, but I sucked at it….i mean,ruddy muggle game….

7. Have you danced in the rain?
yes. I was hunting for some grangen root when it started to storm. As per my usual behavior, I burst out in song and dance to "It's Raining Men"

8. Would you consider yourself a jock/prep/goth/emo/gangster?
gangster, bitch

9. Ever been to the beach?
no, I burn too easily

10. Ever gotten in a fight?
yeah, and I killed the bitch….mum never forgave me for doing that to dad….so I killed her, too. I mean, yeah, a schoolyard scuffle or two with the Potter bloke.

11. Have you ever been to the emergency room? why?
an unfortunate accident including a cauldron, carrot, old boxers, and a stupid house elf

12. How many siblings do you have?
none, anymore

13. How many different kinds of meat have you eaten?
everyhting, including small children. I mean…, the usuals. Chicken, beef, lamb, etc.

14. Do you love someone?
"always"

15. Do you like winter?

no, I hate everything

16. Do you like your school?
no, I hate teaching. I hate kids. I hate everything.

17. Does anyone have a crush on you?
the Granger child was looking at me funny earlier….so I cut her and made it look like an accident. And 'accidentally' poured acid into the wound. See if she bats those ugly eyes or flips her nappy hair at me ever again

18. If your house was on fire, what would be the first thing you would do?
id be like, 'dammit lucius, can you not control that stupid Draco brat for five seconds?' (he and his family come over for sleepovers quite often) and then I would beat his kid senseless, again

19. Favorite non-alcoholic drink?
unicorn's blood

20. Who do you text the most?
voldie

21. What kind of music do you like?
90s, girl/boy bands, Michael Jackson, cher, heavy metal stuff like that

22. What color are your eyes?
what do u think?

23. How tall are you?
tall enuff

25. Do you like your parents?
yeah. I love all the ppl I kill…I mean, no. they were meanies.

26. Do you secretly like someone?
I HATE EVERYTHING

27. Do you like anyone?
no….dumbass

28. Who was the last person you said you loved on the phone?
never spoken on one, so no one

29. Favorite Ex?
ur mom!

30. Furthest place you have traveled?
antartica (apparition accident)

31. Are your parents seperated?
as in 'til death do u part'?…sure

32. Do you like mustard?
ew. no.

33. Do you prefer to sleep or eat?
eat. When I sleep, the blood tends to rush to my head and I wake up with a hung-over feeling

34. Do you look like your mom or dad?
haven't we been over this?

Wait, no, we haven't, have we? Well, probably my father. Damn muggle….

35. How long does it take you in the shower?
hmmm…. that question's a problem for me. See, I need someone to explain what this 'shower' you speak of actually is.

36. Can you do splits?
I could when I was on the cheerleading squad, but gosh! That's been ages!

37. What movie do you want to see right now?

I don't hav time for the muggle film industry.

38. Do you like to eat?
yes, it keeps me alive

39. What will you do for New Year's Eve?
thats like a year away now. So idk

40. Do you think The Grudge was crappy?
no, I loved it.

41. Do you text alot?
yesh!

42. What's your favorite color?
magenta-ish…er, I mean black

43. Who's you last call from?
the potter boy visited a bit earlier for a spot of tea

44. And last text?
lucius…he wanted my peanutbutter cookie recipe

45. What's the last letter of your middle name?
s

46. What are you doing right now?
this, derrr.

many hours of sleep do you get a night?
1-24

48. Do you have only one boyfriend?
pshh, more like a bajillion.
dont hate the playa, hate the game. haa.

J/k yall

49. What do you buy at the Movies?
nothing, not even a ticket.

I sneak in and smuggle my own food.

Gangsta all the way

50. Do you know how to play poker?
Where you poke the dead body hovering over the table?

51. Do you wear your seatbelt?
a what?

52. What do you wear to sleep?
cowboy footie pjs, I mean black manly pajamas

53. Anything big ever happen in your town?
uhhh...the biggest showdown in wizarding history between dumble-y and that other guy….(a/n: shit, whats that guys name? It s on the tip of my tongue! Damnit! Probably months later, still too lazy to consult book or internet) o yeah, Grindewald

54. Is your hair short or long?
longerish, I suppose. For a boy

55. Is your tongue pierced?
no

56. Do you like Liver and Onions?
ew!

Just think about what function the liver has. Can anyone actually like it at all?

57. Do you hate anyone?
yes. Everyone.

58. Do you like funny or serious people better?
I like no people

59. Ever been to L.A.?
noo.

60. What is on your mind right now?
there's a Yankees cap on my head….

61. Any plans for tonight?
nopee.

62. Have you ever stayed up all night?
duh! Who sleeps at a sleepover? Everyone knows the others play tricks on u in ur sleep.

63. Do you hate chocolate?
heck no!

64. What do you and your parents fight about the most?
the fact that I killed them, I mean, eating my veggies

65. Are you a gullible person?
no, I trust no one

66. Do you need a girlfriend/boyfriend to be happy?
nope.

67. If you could have any job what would it be?
food critic

68. Are you easy to get along with?
i think so. Just don't piss me off.

69. What is your favorite time of day?
whenever I don't have classes and the other death eaters aren't bugging me…and voldemort is finally acting non-paranoid. Wow, so I guess I have a fave time of the week: Tuesday night, between 10 and 10:03 PM

70. Are you a generally happy person?
yeah, im a sunshiney rainbow of joy :D