1. Who was the last person to put their arm around you?
Dumbledore, when he told me they were cutting Hogwarts's potion funding
2. Do you still talk to the person you kissed last?
yes, Minerva and I are colleagues, we have to talk
3. Who was the last person you couldn't take your eyes off?
that awesome beast in the mirror
4. Are you a morning person or a night person?
not a person.
5. What would you do if you opened up your front door to a dead person?
be mad at Lucius and Voldie…that would b the 8th time this bloody week! The ministry's getting suspicious
6. Are you there for your friends?
what friends? If ur talking about the death eaters, I'm so over those cholo's it's not even funny
7. Are you a forgiving person?
yeah…/
8. Do you drink?
yeah. How else do you get water in your body? I'm scared of needles!
10. Do you want a relationship right now?
NEVER AGAIN
11. Three feelings at the moment?
hungry, tired, bored
12. What are you listening to right now?
robin hood: men in tights
13. The highlight of your week?
idk
14. Who were the last people you ate with?
The other teachers
15. Who is the last person you talked to on the phone with?
How often do we have to go over this bloody "phone" business?
16. Do you like your mom?
yes…so much that I put her…out of her misery
was the last person to text you?
text? Well, Crabbe did owl me yesterday…
18. Has anyone ever said you look like a celeb?
yeah, this muggle boy in Paris said I looked rather like some Alan Rickman bloke. And I must say, this Rickman fellow must be a rather dashing fellow. I was all spiffied up in my midnight-blue tuxedo with yellow star decorations and red shoes….
19. Name someone with the same b-day as you?
Susaana York (actress), Bob Denver(Gilligan!), Richard Nixon (Muggle Minister of the U.S.)
20. Ever had a drunken night in Mexico?
wasn't drunken, but it was CRAZY. Burritos and dinosaur bones EVERYWHERE. again, apparition accident. Those first couple years after I turned 17 were pretty wild
21. What are your plans for tonight?
chillin' with batman and robin at the batcave…I mean, cruisin', chillin' wit my home boizzzz
23. What does the seventh text message in your inbox say?
seven owls ago: (from Lucius) tell Draco to eat his vegetables, or I shall kill him!
Update: I didn't tell him. I want the annoying little bugger gone.
24. What's the last piercing you got?
que?
25. Toilet papered someone's house?
McGonalge's summer home, august after fifth year. She nearly caught us! But we flew…I mean ran, pretty fast
29. Do you want to be married right now?
no
30. What were you doing at 4am this morning?
playing Mozart….what the fuck do u think I was doin? I was out shooting hoes!
31. What do you usually do first in the morning?
suck the blood of a virgin parrot from the Galapagos Islands
33. What were you doing last night?
marking Gryffindor papers as wrong
35. How many different beverages have you had today?
idk
36. Any plans for today?
shootin more hoes
38. What is your favorite flavor of JELLO?
I am partial to the lime variety
39. Do you want children?
for breakfast? definitely
41. What were you doing at 7pm yesterday?
sleeping!
42. You're in the hospital, who on your TOP friends comes to visit you?
no one, they're probly the ones that put me there
43. If alcohol were banned, what would your reaction be?
woohoo!
44. Name things about the opposite sex that automatically turns you off?
ability to talk
Unwillingness to obey my every command regarding household chores
Trying to stare me down
Not being able to cook the foods I like
45. Name things about the opposite sex that automatically turns you on?
being the 7th daughter of a wealthy man about to die…and the last surviving heiress
46. Do people underestimate you?
I think so. That potter brat's always pushing the limits with me! Just wait until I knock some sense into him!
47. When you're in a bad mood, what will always put you in a better mood?
I'm always in a bad mood. But I am slightly happier when I am torturing children in front of their mothers
48. What do you hope to have in the future?
an 85" plasma screen, '67 Mustang (seagreen) with 46" rims, and bunk beds!
51. Are you named after a grandparent?
no. my parents were not grand. They sucked at life.
52. What's something you're scared of?
I fear nothing…or do I?
54. Name something you love:
potions
55. Who last messaged you?
Crabbe
56. Are you taller than 5'6?
I don't know American measurements
57. What's your favorite color?
black
58. Does it bother you when someone says they'll call you and they don't?
yes!
59. Ever been kissed under fireworks?
no
60. Do you wish someone would call you?
not really