1. Are you younger than 29?
no
2. Ever kissed anyone with a name starting with J?
does an ashtray that doesn't get used make a ceiling tile?
3. How many swimsuits do you own?
4 (one black baggy trunks, one dark gray baggy trunks, one red speedo, and one black with gray designs baggy trunks)
4. Do you like the color green?
Ahhh… yes… cries: LILY!)
5. Do you have a crush on someone?
If you've been keeping up with this, you should know
5. What things you would NOT tolerate in a relationship?
Bitchiness, talking [ever], not being able to cook, not cooking, using my straightener, cheating, not liking potions, ugliness
6. Do you wear contact lenses or glasses?
nopers
7. When in your life have you been the happiest?
Between 10 and, idk, like, 16
8. Ever eaten soap?
Ever heard of 'Snape's Worst Memory'? and there was an incident in second year where Prof.. Slughorn heard me say fuck in his class…
9. What are you listening to right now?
Mike Berbiglia (however u spell it)
Funny guy….
10. Is there a place you would like to visit soon?
I do need to make my way out to Malfoy Manor and say hello to the dark lord
11. What's your favorite kind of drug?
caffeine
12. Which would you rather be a pirate or a ninja?
Pirate, so I could have an excuse not to shower
(you mite b thinking at this point, 'snapey, but y don't you want to be a ninja? They get to wear black!' well, my networking exposits, I don't really like black. I simply wear it because it stains the least. Do you think a dalmation's favorite color is spots?)
13. Have you ever fallen into a mud puddle?
More like pushed…
14. Do you like winter?
i guess. its ok. But I prefer summer, when all the brats are away on holiday.
15. Does your screen name have numbers in it?
no
16. Are you in a band?
Me, lucious, rudolphus, and karakoff have a tambourine/harmonica/saxophone/singing heavy metal group. It's pretty hard core
17. Do you like parties?
Oh yeah!
18. How long have you had your myspace for?
idk
19. If you could own a monkey, would you?
No effing way! I've got enough little brats running around the corridors and messing up my day.
20. Do you own anything from American Eagle?
Yes, I did once chop the head off an eagle while I was in America and kept it for a souvenir…what a funny question
21. Do you listen to rap?
Nothing but
22. What's the last thing you put in your mouth?
A butterscotch crumpet
23. What was your first AIM name?
SeVvYlOvEsYoU ( I had to change it cuz the death eaters wouldn't stop IMing me. And I didn't want them to know about it, I need SOME alone time.)
24. Do you like fruit?
yeah
25. Do you have a Nextel phone?
A do da whatta?
26. Have you ever given a random person your number?
Huh?
28. Whats your favorite number?
0.1291960
30. Would you make a good parent?
Sure, y not?
31. Whats the last text in your inbox say?
My last owl was from zabini, telling me to beat his worthless son for a bad mark in Herbology
32. Do you have an addiction?
Kool-aid. And myspace
33. What's your favorite cuss word?
fuck
34. Do you like cops?
No. authority sucks! Fuck the establishment! Haha jk. 3 law and order, keeps the world running smoothly
35. Have you ever flashed someone?
Huh? Like the light on a camera?
36. Do you talk a lot?
Omigosh yes!
37. Do you get bored easily?
mm-hmm
38. How many pillows do you sleep with?
None…it takes to much energy to keep one suspended behind me all night
39. Do you like S'mores?
Yeah, with more chocolate than marshmallow; and cinnamon graham crackers
40. Do you like hugs and kisses?
hugs
41. Do you act gangster?
i don't have 2 act YO
45. When was the last time you went out of state? w/ who?
I believe 'state' is an American term…..but crabbe and i spent a lovely weekend in Ireland (out of our governmental territory, so it counts!) throwing potatoes at passersby from a balcony in a hotel over the Christmas holidays
46. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
No =[
47. What was the last thing you had to drink?
pepsi
48. Who was the last person to make you smile?
A sixth year….when she fell down the steps