Do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth?
if I feel like it
Where were you last night?
my private chambers
What is today's date?
twenty-fourth of march in 2008
Who was the last person to call you baby/babe?
James Potter called me a baby one time for crying! Argh ANGST
When you're at the grocery store do you use the self checkout?
as in steal…yes. HAHA JK STEALING IS A SIN DON'T SIN
Anyone crushing on you?
duh! I'm like…a rock star where I come from
What is your relationship status?
bleh
Has anyone ever sang to you?
te-he, yyyyeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhh
Has anyone ever given you roses?
nopers
If you were abandoned in the wilderness, would you survive?
I would just apparate to civilization
Who do you text the most?:
here lately, I send quite a few owls to a Potions contact in Germany. No bloody idea what he's writing, but it's human contact nonetheless
How do you make your money?
teaching, spying, potions seminars, running a pumpkin patch
First person to text today?
voldie…there's a meeting tonight
What is your favorite color?
black. Yeah. i contradict myself. A LOT. Deal with it.
What color are your eyes?
for answer, see: Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (Sorcerer's Stone, usa)
What is a compliment you receive often?
I'm a snarky git/bat/bastard
How tall are you?
Idk…she never specified
Who was the last person to say they loved you and when?
idkkkkkkkkk
Do you like your parents?
blech
Do you secretly like someone?:
hate everything
Why did your last relationship end?
i killed her
Who was the last person you said you loved on the phone?
phone?
Where is the furthest place you've traveled?
antarctica
Which do you prefer, to eat or sleep?
eat…definitely
Do you look more like your mom or your dad?
dad.
Do I seem bored to youuuuuu?
How long does it take you to shower?
shower?
Can you do the splits?
Oh yes!
Are you flexible?
yepp yep yep
What did you do on New Years Eve?
spent a quiet evening at home going through potion ingredients, like a decent human being
Was your mom there?
no!
Can you speak any other language than English?
a teensy bit of Spanish and some ancient goblin
What is the last letter of your middle name?
&
How many hours of sleep did you get last night?
76
do you wear your seatbelt in the car?:
one more bloody 'car' question and I'm going to a.k. whoever posted the bulletin!
Are you scared of flying?
not really.i do it ALL the time. It's just, sometimes, when it's windy, I get a little worried in case my sonar messes up
What do you sleep in?
a sallow severus snape-shaped coat of skin
Who was the last person you kissed?
my pet lizard, as a child. A KISS OF DEATH
Do you like funny people or serious people?
I HATE FUNNINESS, HAPPINESS, AND ANYTHING NOT SERIOUS, DARK, OR UNHAPPY!
What are you listening to?
my keys on the keyboard. Well…the sound of typing. You know….
What jewelry do you wear all the time?
psh jewelry. I don't need such things to make me beautiful
What do you have planned for tonight?
Wouldn't you like to know
Is the last person you kissed older than you?
kissing=ewwiness
myspace or socialsplash?
ur mom's space
Do you have a favorite item of clothing?
my Justin timberlake concert tee
Do you like messages or comments better?
comments, so everyone can see how loved I am
Last movie you saw in theaters?
theatres show plays. Works of art. "movies"/films are shown at cinemas
Last thing you ate?
the crushed souls of six-year-old hermaphrodites
What was last thing you drank?
pickle juice
Are you happy right now?
I suppose
If you could have one thing right now what would it be?
grilled cheese and kool-aid
Who makes you happiest right now?
Anyone who chooses to die in front of me for my amusement
What were you doing at midnight last night?
watching the daily show with john stewart
Are you left handed?
Idk, I'll hafta ask
What was for dinner tonight?
chicken and shepherd's pie
What is the last thing you thought about?
what I had for dinner
When is your birthday?
jan.
Do you want to get married & have children one day?
no