If you HAD to get a tattoo of someone's name, whose would it be?
Hmm…I suppose Voldemort's….so he'll trust me more
How many places have you lived?
Umm…a lot?
If someone seriously vandalized your property, would you notify the authorities?
No. I would dress his entire family in pink tutu's and force them to perform Shakespeare for drunks
Are you allergic to anything?
Happiness, sunshine, shampoo, and petunias
When did you get your first detention?
First day of school when I was eleven…I busted Potter's nose
What happened to your last relationship?
She lied to me, so I killed her
Ever been in the E.R.?
Yes, I have been to Edgar's Restaurant
Are you a dog or a cat person?
Neither. Bat-person.
What were the last words you said to your mom? Dad?
Die, bitch!…I mean, I love you—both of them
Where was the last place you went out to eat at?
Well…that's classified
Do you know anyone in the war?
Everyone I know is in the war…damn prophecy
When did you last hold hands with someone?
Three days ago, as I dangled her pathetic form from the cliff
Do you have a dirty mind?
No, I clean it with a solution of warm, soapy water and Clorox weekly
Have you ever done something you told yourself you wouldn't?
I joined Dumbley's ranks, didn't I?
Who was the last person to make you laugh?
Lucius fell off a statue yesterday when we were in Knockturn Alley. He fell on a fat lady. I nearly wet myself!
Have you ever stalked someone?
How'd you know about that?
Do you think you'll be married by the time you're 35?
Too late :/
If someone cheated on you, what would be your next words to them?
TIME TO DIE!
Would you ever get a tattoo?
Dark Mark, yo
Where do you work?
A mad house
Where will be the next place you travel?
Hopefully home
Where did you get the clothes you're wearing?
I stole them from a homeless bloke in Muggle London
Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
No. I hate my job. I didn't want it. I was extorted.
What were you doing an hour ago?
Frolicking through fields of dandelions and butterflies….or as you may call it: killing mudbloods
Where did you go to school?
A mad house