~*The Basics*~
Your full name:
Severus Maybe-Tobias Snape
-What does it mean?:
Severe. Snappy. Etc. ?
-Do you like it?:
Yep! Suits me don't ya think?
Natural hair colour:
Blackest black
-Do you like it?:
No. it always looks greasy…partly cuz of how straight it is, partly because it's greasy
Race:
WHITE
Heritage:
Anglo-saxon? &wizardry? Who cares. As long as I'm not a mudblood….
-Do you like your heritage?:
No. I hate everything
Where do you live?:
In a castle for most of the year
Have you ever moved cities or countries?:
yes
Your job:
Spy. Potions. Professor.
-Do you enjoy it?:
Except the last one. They actually make me teach!
~*Favorites*~
Movie character: me. From home movies
Book: OMIGOSHHHHH TWILIGHT
Literary character: TEAM EDWARD BITCHESSSSSS us vamps gotta stick together
Author: stephenie meyer is a fucking genius! (a/n: haha twilight sucks!)
Instrument: vuvuzela
Cereal: cap'n crunch fo shizzles
Fast food place: McD's fo life
Dessert: fudge! (the former minister, that is)
Country: Great Britain
City: London…many wonderful shops
Shampoo/conditioner: que?
Lotion: Victoria's Secret Amber Romance scented. Agh gotta have itttttt
Subject in school: Potions! : ]
Teacher: slughorn, naturally.
Least Favorite Sport to play: Keep The Golden Boy From Dying
Snack: I do rather enjoy a good munch on brimstone and yarn every now and gain.
Meal: dinosaur eggs on toast. Fruit juice on the side.
Grocery store: pshhhh. My slaves take care of that shiz for me
~*Have You Ever*~
Peed in the shower?: that's fucking disgusting. No. eww.
Enjoyed Shakespeare?: shaking a spear? Yes…sometimes I feel outright barbaric and enjoy a bit of tension release in the form of time traveling and chasing down ancient beasts/people
Flipped someone off?: I flipped my father off the roof of our house once for not giving me apple juice when I wanted it, preferring to take his insulin shot first instead.
Been in a fist fight?: shyeah
Slept in a snowbank?: as punishment
Been in a major accident?: yeah. voldemort accidentally told his snake to kill me. Better have been an accident…..
Burnt yourself?: no. I'm an expert with fire. Anyone who burns themselves ever should just be shot because you don't deserve to share the earth with me. So there.
Passed out?: I pass out homework papers all the time. With big failing grades on the for those damn Gryffindors.
Watched a soap opera you didn't understand?: dudeeeee telemundo. Intense!
Made fun of emos?: isn't that what they're there for?
Acted like an emo, just to see what it's like?: shyeah! *skulk* *angst* *unnatural hair color* *LAME*
Started a fire?: yeah. voldie's Muggle property. Trying to collect insurance. Didn't work out, though, and he had to go to prison from the time he tried to kill the Potter brat til lke…the Triwizard Tourney
Set a marshmallow on fire?: yes. I hate those things, and I want them all to die
-How many times?: I lost track after 32,975,784,327,832,847
~*Randoms*~
Your house number:
.239084
Why are you taking this survey?: for my ever-adoring fangirls
What school do you go to?: pSh I'm A fLiPpIn GrOwN uP nOw I tEaCh ScHoOlZ (I really cannot figure out how people can type like that with any comfort/speed)
-Do you like it?: hellz no! stupid kids never do anything right even though I don't ever actually teach anything (seriously…have you ever noticed snape lecturing. No. he just writes directions on the board and assigns homework. CUZ THAT'S HOW A DARK WIZARD LIKE MYSELF ROLLS, SON!)
Your school colours?: HOUSE COLORS are green and silver. You know, awesome colors,
Your school teams' name?: our house name is slytherin. You know, like awesome.
Ever been on a sports team?: yes. As a boy. My parents wanted me to have friends my age in the neighborhood
-If yes, what was the name of it?: it was a muggle game…footie, I believe?
-Did you enjoy it?: yes! I was frickin awesome! It was the only time my father was ever proud *tear*
What do you want to be when you grow up?: I already did grow up. And my dreams of butterfly hunting never materialized. fml
What are your views on
-The Canadian government?: GAY
-The American government?: WHATEVS
-The European Union?: ONE STEP CLOSER TO NOW
-The UN?: A SHAM
What are you wearing right now?: black robes and slytherin colors stocking cap
-Any particular reason why?: I only own black robes. And my bff chelle knitted me this frickin awesome hat so gtfo!
What was the last thing you ate?: oreosssssssssssss delicious!
If you were a crayon, what colour would you be?: idk what color. But I'd be the broken one. The one you no longer use, even though you know it's perfectly good. The one you think you might decide to melt back together, but never do, and just work without that crayon. One day, you replace it by buying a whole new box. LOVE ME, DADDY!
How many keys are on your keychain?:
I've tied so many keys together to form a chain long enough to be a belt. To beat children with. And use as interesting fashion accessory on my shopping exurcions
What does the room you're in look like?: I'm not very good at similes. Haha jk I rock at 'em. Severus Snape rocks at everything! But I don't feel like it.
-Do you like the room?: what? Is that a legitimate question?
Do you own an iPod?: duh! Who doesn't?
-If yes, what kind?: teal! The best color! (I have a nano. A bit old, but mine, and it's all I really need)
Weirdest thing about your parents: they keep getting mentioned in myspace surveys long after they've been killed. Really I should just start erasing the questions. Ah, the perils of laziness.
Your greatest strength?: there is no one greatest. I'm awesome at EVERYTHING. Anyone who thinks I suck a transfiguration can gtfo
What country do you fear the most: I fear nothing!
Have you ever been in a third-world country?: yeah
-Would you ever want to live in one?: no. it's the effing third world, moron. No one WANTS to live there. Unless they have pride or something. Whatevs
What song do you have stuck in your head right now?: none
Will poverty ever end?: no
-Why or why not?: I wouldn't allow it. That's right. I am Snape, the Potions Master. and I say no. and that's that. It's like a law or something. Like…the post or ski ball
Will we destroy our own planet?: don't drag ME into that crap. That "we" better become Muggles and Mudbloods and other deviants. I ain't done shiz to hurt the planet. Except leave cars running for no apparent reason…and spray aerosol cans at the sky…and start forest fires…and aim hair dryers at glaciers.