I Have decided that all my molestation chapters will be short and not have much to do with the story. They will only be there to entertain you, me and help me get my courage to write my first lemon.....Dun Dun Dun!!!

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Enjoy!!!

Deidara smiled as Tobi walked in his direction. "Is there anything I can do for you, un?"

Tobi smiled politely and continued to walk towards the shorter blonde. "Actually yes. Tobi has a small problem that he doesn't like to deal with on his own." He stretched out his hand. "Would you like to help Tobi with his little problem?"

Deidara blushed lightly and nodded his head. He took the offered hand and let himself be led to another side of the hut. The blonde yelped when he was suddenly pushed into the wall.

"Well my problems sort of, big (1), but I think you can handle it." The raven pinned Deidara's hands above his head and slowly slipped a knee between the others legs.

The blonde yelped when he felt something rub against his crotch. "Ho-how is this he-helping you, un?" Deidara asked, his blush darkening by the second.

"Well…" Tobi moved in closer and rubbed his erection on Deidara's hip.

"Oh……" The blushing blonde looked away.

Tobi frowned. Suddenly he brought his knee up, rubbing roughly on the slowly growing erection. "Look at me."

Deidara looked up, cheeks red, eyes clouded, and lips slightly parted. This made Tobi smile. He then reached down. Rough lips touching smooth ones.

The shorter male was in mid-moan when suddenly the door was slammed open. "Deidara!! What's taking you so long!? I though….." Naruto's eyes widened at the view that was set before him. "Oh!!! My!!! God!!! That man is trying to kill Deidara (2)!!!" He then ran out the room and towards the group of men that were outside.

"Naruto!!! He…." Deidara pushed Tobi off of him. The raven almost fell to the ground, but caught himself quickly.

"…. Damn. So close, and on my first try too." Tobi walked towards the door. Yelling could be heard from outside. He was having issues on deciding to leave the hut or not.

Cautiously, he walked out the door, but before he made it all the way out a fist connected with his face. "That's for touching Deidara!!!!" Yelled a very angry red head.

Mean while, everyone else just watched as Kyuubi punched Tobi unconscious.

Well, there you have it. Deidara is the second person to get molested.

1) Well ain't he cocky…..

2) I'm making Naruto kinda naïve. Hope you don't mind.

I have two questions.

1) The song sleepyhead by Passion Pit. Does it sould like they are saying Asian Porn in the begining or is it just me??

2) Even though it's still a while away. I would like to know if anyone is going to Acen in Rosemont? I know I'm going. I go every year!!! O.O

Reveiw!!!!! Please!!!