Chapter 8: The Pranks
A year has pass since the three siblings have started training
"..." Itachi have an irritated look on his face.
"I'm so excited!" Jonathan shouted.
"Me too! We're finally going after Naruto..! I can't wait to meet him." Rebecca shouted back.
"I think that's enough, we're on a mission not going for picnic." Kisame silenced them sensing that Itachi was about to reach his limit. But he really looked up to Itachi for his patience with their chatters.
Though he couldn't deny that over the one year that has passed, the three siblings have improved tremendously and showed their talents in combating.
"To add on, you three are just tagging along to help only when necessary. Don't do anything stupid." Kisame reminded.
At the Hidden Village of Leaf
"We've looked everywhere and he's nowhere to be seen. I think we should search the outside for him." Kisame suggested.
Itachi gave a nod and left first followed by the rest.
At an unknown inn
They search for Naruto in the inn and found him training by himself in the room. Itachi went to knock on the door and Naruto came to answer the door very unexpectedly.
"Follow us." Itachi instructed Naruto.
"Maybe we should chop off his legs to prevent him from escaping." Kisame suggested.
"It's been such a long time since we last met, Sasuke." Itachi said. Only then did everybody else sense the presence of Sasuke behind them.
"Uchiha Itachi."Sasuke said.
"Who the hell is this kid?" Kisame asked Itachi.
"I know! It's Mr. Chicken-ass. Hahahaha..." Regina held her hands on her stomach and laughed hardly along with Jonathan and Rebecca. But they were ignored by the rest.
"My younger brother." Itachi replied Kisame's question.
"NO! He's Mr. Chicken-ass. If he's your brother then you must be..." Jonathan trailed off after seeing the look on Itachi's face.
Sasuke attacked Itachi and the two of them got into a fight but in the end Itachi had Sasuke by his neck with his back to the wall.
Jiraiya suddenly came in while riding on a frog with a woman on his shoulder and said something stupid and Naruto argued with him. Jiraiya then did a jutsu and changed the walls of the buildings to a frog stomach and they were inside it. Itachi and his group had no choice but to retreat.
On their way back to the headquarters
Regina was singing the song that never ends and was joined by Jonathan and Rebecca.
"This is a song that never end, yes it keeps going on and on my friend, some people start singing it without knowing what it is, but they will continue singing it just because this is a song that never ends , yes it keeps going on and on my friend, some people start singing it without knowing what it is, but they will continue singing it just because ..."
"Shut up." Itachi ordered. But they just got louder and continued.
Irritated, Itachi told them to get back on their own because he still has things to settle. Alone.
At the headquarter
"Okay, now's free time. I'm going to report this to Pein now." Kisame said.
"It's so boring..." Rebecca complained.
"I have an idea! Let's plot some pranks on the other members that are in the headquarters now." Regina suggested.
"That's a great idea!" Jonathan agreed.
"Ya me too!" Hidan voted for it too.
"When were you here?" Regina questioned.
"Well let's see, like even before you came back." Hidan answered. "All of you should really never let your guard down even when you're in the headquarters."
"Yes sir!"
"So, who should we play pranks on first?" Hidan's eyes gleamed with mischief.
"Who's in the headquarters now?" Rebecca asked.
"Hmm... like almost everybody. Maybe we could do my dear sweet partner, Kakuzu, first." Hidan suggested.
"Okay, so let's plan first..." They immersed into their discussions.
After discussion, they went up behind Kakuzu to knock him unconscious. Before he could ask anything when he first woke up, Rebecca asked him if he likes campfires while standing beside a pile of 'money'.
"Er... maybe..?" Kakuzu looked very confuse.
"Well then, I'm sure you're going to love this." Hidan came from behind and lit up the pile of 'money' on the floor in front of him. The moment the pile of 'money' caught fire, Kakuzu then finally realised that those were 'money' and fainted away from a heart attack before he could say anything else.
After Kakuzu had regain conscious, the moment he opens his eyes he gets a heart attack again and fainted away. This continues for another 10 times before the campfire finally died off and Kakuzu could finally stop fainting away.
"How could you do that? Those are money!" Kakuzu cried.
"Hey relax, that's just fake money we made." Regina told him.
"It's still MONEY!" Kakuzu couldn't stop crying.
"Man, he's still crying... It's such and all new experience to me." Rebecca nodded her head.
"I think he needs some time on his own." Hidan said collaborating with the others to escape fast before Kakuzu goes mad later on and chase after them.
"That's a great idea." Regina agreed and grabbed Rebecca and Jonathan and ran off.
Their next target was Deidara. They entered his room discreetly when he was showering and changed his clay to play-dough and switched his clothing to pink frilly lace dresses.
When all was done they hurried out of his room and waited in the living room not far from his room. A piercing scream was heard all of a sudden within the peaceful silence minus-ing the sobbing heard from afar.
The next thing they see is Deidara in front of them with a towel wrapped around his waist. Regina and Rebecca covered their eyes with their hands and screamed, "My eyes!"
"Who changed my clothes un?!" Deidara threw the pink dress at their feet blushing.
Everyone pointed their fingers at Jonathan and the next thing they knew was that Deidara had gave chase after Jonathan and throwing his colourful 'clay' bombs at him.
"Why isn't my clay exploding and why are they colourful un?" Deidara shouted in frustration.
"Jonathan switched them with play-dough." Hidan explained.
Jonathan used his wind element to push him faster since he's running for his life and finally lose Deidara. He headed back to he headquarters to carry out the other pranks.
When he went back, Kisame was already fast asleep and they carried on with their plans to tie him up and stuffed an apple in his mouth. They then sprayed soya sauce on his face and Kisame woke up in shock. He stared at them and then at his own state of being chained up. He tried to break free but couldn't because he was chained up heavily using iron chains.
"Hey Kisame you smell nice. Maybe Zetsu would like a nice snack." Regina said jokingly. But what happened was shocking.
Kisame tried to wriggle his way out from being chained like a caterpillar but with no avail. They were staring at Kisame's reaction and confessed that it was just joke and were laughing at him.
Kisame then stop his actions and glared at them feeling betrayed since he had also worked hard at training the kids to become what they are today and the way they are treating him now is very injustice.
"I think we should let him go now. We shouldn't go too far." Rebecca said. Feeling guilty about playing a prank on Kisame for he was once her teacher who taught her all about the water element.
"Alright, but we'll leave first. We'll leave the untying to you."Hidan suggested and ran off first.
"Sorry." Rebecca apologised while she was untying him and took off the moment the chain was loose.
Lastly, they were walking down to corridor and met Pein by coincidence. They look at each other with knowing eyes and took their position standing at Pein's side and front and back. Pein was looking confuse. Then they started singing the song 'Pain'.
"Pain, without love. Pain, I can't get enough. Pain, I like it rough. Cause I'd rather feel the pain than nothing at all..." Hidan and the three siblings were singing unison but not melodiously.
"Shut up!" Pein ordered. But they ignored his orders and continued even louder.
"Stop it now or you'll be eating nothing but Deidara's cooking from now on. And you'll go on missions with them." Upon hearing, his threat, they instantly stopped singing and ran away as far as they could from Pein.