Jake's POV

Nessie and I were swimming in the warm, blue ocean that surrounded us on the tropical island. The fish avoided Nessie, but were drawn to me like moss to a flame. You might have thought that we felt just a little guilty about the deciving the only family we have, but we hardly thought about it. We had so much fun, doing anything imaginable! Hiking, running, snorkleing, swimming, anything!

Suddenly, someone called the house, and, sadly, they didn't have caller I.D., so Nessie went in the kitchen to pick it up. I couldn't hear it, but I was pretty sure it was Edward. I was laying down on the sand in my swim trunks when I heard Nessie scream from the kitchen.

"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!? HE DIDN'T!!!!!!!"

I had no idea what she was talking about, until she stormed out here with the phone still glued to her ear, though I knew Edward had hung up. Nessie's eyes were bloodshot, and the most livid expression dominated her face. Sand flew up around her as she kicked it out of the way. The phone was lost somewhere in her rampage and I was scrambling up to defend myself, though I didn't phase. She opened her mouth and brought in as much air as she could and screamed so loud, I was sure that even the people in Rio could hear her piercing shriek.

"YOU MADE OUT WITH MY MOM?!" I tried to get a word in, but I couldn't, for two reasons:one; i couldn't make a sound, and, two; she wouldn't let me. "HOW COULD YOU?! MY MOM?!"

"Yea, before you were born, before your parents were married, and 20 years ago!!" I couldn't belive that was 2 decades ago and I still looked this hot! Man, it was great! Even if I had to keep turning into a dog to do it.

"I JUST CAN'T BELIVE YOU MADE OUT WITH MY MOM! MY MOM! MY OWN FLESH AND BLOOD, THE PERSON THAT MADE ME WITH MY DAD! THAT PERSON IS MY MOM! AND YOU MADE OUT WITH HER! EWWWWW!" She ranted like this for an hour, and followed me inside as I sat down on the couch to watch a movie, even though I knew I wouldn't be able to hear it. After that, she fumed in the pale white room for the rest of the day, and the next. During that time, I covered every surface I could find and knew she would find. Then, when she finally came out, I followed her around secretly with my mad ninja skills, while she was unaware of my being there-ness.

Renesmee's POV

After I got over sulking in my room I went into the kitchen watching suspicously as Jake followed me everywhere doing the strangest things, like acting like a magitian, and trying to hide himself behind the cabinets, unsucsessfully. I opened the cabinets, and saw over every available service a note that said "SORRY!!" I smiled a little, then closed the cabinets and turned around, starting when I saw the creepiest look on Jake's face, and it kind of creeped me out. Every time I opened anything, I saw that note, copied a thousand times over, I had to peel off about 100 sticky notes off the T.V. before I could watch my movie, and when Jake saw what movie it was, he watched me closely with ear plugs jammed into his ears.

After about 3 hours of sorry post its, I finally sat him down on the bleached white sand outside.

"O.K., Jake, I forgive you." A sigh of happyness left his throat, but I shut him up so I could continue. "It was just REALLY gross, I mean, imagine me kissing you dad!! Can you see my side now? I mean, my mom. Seriously, dude, gross."

"I could always see your side, and when I look back on it, I see how discusting it really was, I mean, Bella's my mother in law, now, even though I don't think of her as that." I looked at him as surprised as I thought that through, and Jake look so surprised that he soon covered himself. "You know, as a best friend. Only that, nothing more than what I would think of Seth. A friend." A small smile that made him look so adorable spread his lips, and I just laughed and told him:

"Oh, okay, babe, it's okay, haha." I then took both his hands and used the pull to lift us both up as we walked away, my hand around his waist and his arm around my soilders.

Edward's POV

"I CAN'T BELIVE THAT DIDN'T WORK!! OH, MY, GOD!!" Edward screamed

"YOU DON'T BELIVE IN GOD!" Carlise screamed back as Jasper silently shook his head as we ranted back and forth about expressions and god, and every so often, Alice would put in something about cheese in the same tone, just to mess them us up.