Emmett's POV

We were all at home, sulking, not talking, for fear of another fight breaking out. Suddenly, the phone rang, and it was Nessie, saying that they were at the airport, coming home from Rio. We all relaxed, and I went out side, to go to the store, except I didn't tell anyone where I was going.

A half hour later, I came back with a face painting set. I walked in, and everyone groaned. My face was twisted in an evil smile. I pulled out the kit.

"Who's first?" To everyone's surprise, Jasper volenteered. I didn't even ask him what he wanted, I straight off gave him the tiger face. In 2 seconds, I was finished, and Jasper, who must have obsorbed my giddy attitude, jumped up from the chair the second I was finished, and growled so ferociously, that with my paint job, and his acting skills, Edward, who had just walked in the room, was startled. My booming laugh echoed throughout the mansion. We had decided to move back into Washington. We wouldn't go into town, but it was because Jake and Edward and Bella wanted to stay.

When the rest of the family saw Jasper's face, they were less reluctant than they should've been to have their face painted. For Alice, a pixie face, for Edward, frankenstien, for Rose, a flower face, Esme, butterfly face, Bella, a mime, and Carlise, Dracula. I gave myself the leopord face. No one knew why they had thier face painted, and after all the silliness had subdued, they all still had their faces painted. I still had my paints out, and after Jake and Nessie walked in, and everyone had embraced them but me, I jumped on Nessie, captured her, and sat her in the chair. On her face, I drew a kitty face, and put some cat ears on her.

As I put the finishing touches on them both, (giving Nessie a fake mouse), I jumped back and let them give me "the eyes". Soundlessly, Nessie got off the pale white chair and put her hand on my cheek. Her face was clear as she sent me the video of the last time she hurt me, it wasn't easy for her, but she did it. How was beyond me. My expression turned embarressed, then, as she walked away, I sent my booming laugh through the house. Edward chuckled under his breath, but for a different reason. Jacob had a questioning look in his eyes as Nessie wispered "I'm dead serious," under her breath. She placed ther hand on his cheek and showed him the same thing she showed me, probably.

I ran for it. The last time Nessie so much as laid a finger on me, I hurt so bad, I had to go to Antartica, to live with the penguins. The polar bears were delicious! So thick and juicy. Coming back to reality, I realized I was now in Canada, with Nessie right behind me. She not only had both her parent's looks, but her father's speed, and then some. It was without hesitating we had all agreed that she was the fastest, and that really sucks when she's chasing you.

Nessie soon caught up with me and took me down. She didn't rip anything, and for that I was glad. She did, however, give me a headache, something I haven't had for over a century, and I didn't really want to remember. She punched me in the gut, stomach, and throat, and jumped on the rest of me. by the time she was done, I was rolling on the floor. The pain soon subsided, because it is very hard to hurt a vampire, and if you do, the pain only lasts for a few seconds. Nessie was probably back in Washington, on her way back to the house, so I followed behind as fast as I could, retracing our path by following the scent. I hoped she wouldn't tell anyone about when I begged for mercy, attempting bribe, threat, and then there was the endless era of "No, no! Please, no! No! No-oof!" But, of course, there she was, in the living room, animatedly talking about our wrestle. I could hear her tell them about my plead as I bounded over the river and back into the house. I didn't even spare a glance at the many pairs of delighted eyes following my as Nessie shot me down with her words. There was nothing I could do about it. I just had to wait here untill the laughter died down. So I would probably be here for a week, at least.

Esme's POV

After the chuckles died down, I thought of something. Something we hadn't thought of.

"Why didn't we think to go to my island? That was sure short minded of us!" I looked around the room, stopping when I saw everyone exchange glances at Carlise, exept Jake and Nessie, of course. Then, everyone pulled out a plane ticket for Rio de Jinero. Carlise pulled out two.

"We were gonna go today, if, by nine o'cloak, these two," he nudged Jake, who was sitting on the armrest of Carlise's chair." hadn't called from where ever they were. but now that there here, we have no use for these." I was furious. They had planned a trip to my Island and hadn't told Me!!!! Suddenly, Jasper chuckled, suprisingly untouched by my furious mood.

"APRIL FOOLS!!!!!! THESE TICKETS ARE FAKE!!! HAHA, GOT YA MOM!!"