Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
Parings: Sasuke and Naruto
Warnings: Those who read " Fate of dark and light knows!
A/N FORGET I PUT KIBA IN THER OKAY! I FEEL STUPID! SORRY TO ALL YOU PEOPLE WHO THINK I'm A ditz AND SHOULD BE KILLED!
Chapter 6" So Naruto how old are you?" Shikamaru asked in a lazy voice. Sasuke turned a glare to his friend but said nothing. Naruto looked at the lazy guy and smiled. He seemed like a nice guy to talk to…but if he is a friend with that asshole maybe he is just acting…NAW!
" I am 17 years old!" Naruto's load voice made the empty classroom boom with energy. Shikamaru chuckled at how sunny Naruto was and smiled at him…it was a lazy one.
" What…It thought you were a freshmen…" Sasuke seemed to be surprised at this which put a huge smirk on the blonde's face. Sasuke glared and looked out the window.
" So how did you get on Sasuke's bad side?" Shikamaru smiled when he caught the teens glare.
" Let's see…I hit him in the balls and I invaded his room…kicked him…pushed him down the stairs."
" It was at the bottom of the steps coward." Sasuke interrupted with a glare.
" I made him watch our dads fucking in MY bathroom…I think oh and woke him up and finally making him come to school early and I think he was chased by weird girls chanting his name." Naruto seemed impressed with himself.
" That was a lot of stuff and how long have you known each other?" Shikamaru asked. Sasuke and Naruto both looked at one another and then away.
" Like 18 hours…at the most." Naruto said sitting next to Shikamaru. It was quiet for a minute until Naruto's new friend came in with his group.
" Naruto MY YOUTHFUL FRIEND! I AM SORRY FOR MISTAKING YOU FOR A GIRL! IT IS JUST THAT YOU LOOK LIKE ON!" Lee was on Naruto apologizing.
" Okay…I forgive now please…get off of me." Naruto pushed the guy off and fixed his shirt. Neji and Hinata smiled and huddled by Naruto's desk smiling as Tenten greeted Shikamaru and Sasuke.
Tenten was one of the girls he didn't mind hanging out with because of her personality. He had known her ever since he was brought to this little town. She had introduced him to Neji and Lee. Neji showed Sasuke his cousin and Lee was a good friend with Choji so they all knew each other.
" It's just like you guys to make friends with this guy," Sasuke whispered under his breath. His friends didn't seem to notice so they just stood around and talked.
" When is Kakashi coming? He is LATE!" Naruto groaned as he played with Sasuke's duck butt shaped hair. Sasuke was twitching out of control from Naruto touching his hair, which takes him forever to do. People were staring at them with confused faces and gossip was going around.
" He is always late. He doesn't come until there is only five minutes left for class…were the lucky ones." Hinata smiled while messing with Naruto's jacket…Naruto had taken a liking to Hinata ever since he had met her in that store…almost as a sister.
" Now I know how you got on Sasuke's bad side." Shikamaru yawned and laid his head back onto the desk. Sasuke glared and pushed naruto away from his midnight hair.
" Sasuke your hair looks like a ducks"
" Don't Say it." Sasuke groaned and glared at the smiling blonde. Naruto opened his lips and licked him. A blush ran to his face when he noticed his brother's intense eyes.
" So what is your dad up to?" Tenten asked while lying on Neji's shoulder. Neji had a faint pink in his cheeks from the contact.
" He is probably having sex with my mom. What else?" Sasuke tore his eyes away from the blushing blonde.
" You're a perv Sasuke…like father like son." Naruto giggled to himself and along with his new friends. Sasuke glared at his friends and the kid laughing behind him.
" I wouldn't be talking Naruto. Your dad is the mom." Sasuke said smirking.
" OW!" Sasuke yelped. Naruto had grabbed a fist full of hair and pulled down.
" Naruto leave Sasuke's hair alone." Kakashi had entered and witnessed there little talk.
" BUT!" Naruto started.
" I know…Sasuke deserved it the way he was talking about Iruka like that." Kakashi glared. Sasuke glared back but said nothing.
" Okay sit down ad get to work with these assignments. NOBADY HAS EVER FAILED THIS CLASS!" Kakashi seemed wild. Naruto groaned and went back to messing with Sasuke's hair.
The school day dragged on for the blonde and as soon as that bell rang to signal the end of the day he bolted. He was out side and waiting in Sasuke's cool car. During first period he had slipped his hand into the prick backpack and pulled out his keys.
" So you did take them." Sasuke's cool voice was firm but not angry. Naruto stared at the marveling teen and gulped.
" Yeah so what." It was meant to be sarcasm but it came out to a whisper. Sasuke smirked and pulled his keys from the tanned hands that clutched them.
" Nothing." Sasuke opened his door and slid in gracefully. Naruto caught himself staring so he turned his head. A pair of white ivory hands caught Naruto's red cheeks.
" Why the blush?" Sasuke teased. Naruto glared and smacked Sasuke's hands away.
" Shut up and drive!" Naruto's voice was high pitched. Naruto looked up to see a figure running at full speed towards the car.
" Who is that? A fan boy?" Sasuke asked squinting his eyes.
" No it's a Sai! DRIVE DRIVE DRIVE!" Naruto yelled pulling on Sasuke's arm. Sasuke' quickly jammed the keys in and turned on the ignition and drove out leaving streaks on the road.
" Did you know that guy?" Sasuke asked. Naruto stopped his hyperventilating to answer Sasuke.
" Yeah he is a pervert who likes to touch me in places I don't like him touching." Naruto glared looking back.
" He is knew." Sasuke said thinking.
" HE MOVED OUT HERE TO BE WITH ME!" Naruto yelled. Sasuke took his eyes off the road and almost hit a tree if it weren't for Naruto.
" Is he crazy?" Sasuke asked while getting back onto the right side of the road.
" I don't know! Yeah I guess…wouldn't you think." It was more of a statement.
" Don't worry I won't let him take you." Sasuke said with passion in his eyes.
" Um okay." Naruto's heart was pounding as Sasuke leaned over. There was a honk and Sasuke's eyes were back on the road.
" I wonder what Iruka is going to make for dinner?" Sasuke though out load.
" I want ramen." Naruto moaned out.
" Wait a minute. YOU ARE THE ONE WHO THREW OUT MY CANDY AND STUCK YOUR RAMEN INTO MY SECRET HIDING SPOT!" Sasuke yelled once again letting go of the wheel to strangle Naruto.
" SASUKE THE CAR!" Naruto yelled.
" YOU GUYS WHAT! WHY DID YOU GET A TICKET?" Iruka yelled flapping his arms.
" Sasuke almost made a car crash happen." Naruto mumbled. Sasuke glared at him. They had come home fighting and the ticket slipped out and Iruka saw and now they were tied together on a chair.
" How did that happen Naruto." Iruka seemed to expect something was happening. Naruto tried to glare at Sasuke but couldn't because he was to Sasuke's back, which he secretly liked.
" Naruto was trying to have sex with me while I was driving." Sasuke smiled.
" WHAT!" Iruka fainted.
" Hey Untie me first!" Naruto yelled.
" I guess I should be careful with what I say." Sasuke smirked. Naruto and Sasuke sat there quietly thinking to themselves.
" So Sasuke…are you gay?"