Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto

Parings: Sasuke and Naruto

Warnings: Bad delicious stuff that is sure to give you a nosebleed.

A/N Thanks for reading this weird story of mine.

Chapter 9

" GAARA!" Naruto yelled jumping on the red head that stood like a killer…WHAT IF HE WAS ONE? Naruto seemed pretty happy and clingy to this guy…a little too close for Sasuke's taste. Sasuke was frustrated that he was feeling this weird thing…hatred maybe…he hated everyone so it's not it…What is it?

" I missed you too Naruto." The guy smirked and let go of the blonde. Naruto smiled wide and jumped on Iruka, who squeezed him tightly.

" My Naruto you seem hyper…what did you eat?" His father let go to look at his son.

" NOTHING! Oh SASUKE this is my best friend Gaara!" Naruto ran over to the quiet raven head and pulled him along.

" It's nice to meet you." Sasuke was trying to be polite as he could…it sounded dullish.

" Yes, Nice to meet you as well, Sasuke. Have you been taking good care of my Naruto?" Gaara smiled a little and grabbed the blonde into another hug.

" AHH! HAHAHAHAH! GAARA." Naruto was laughing as Gaara tickled him playfully.

" He was a handful." Sasuke could feel his pale hands tighten into fists at his sides.

" I know. I thought he was annoying too when I first met him." Gaara stopped his attack on Naruto and resumed a passive none emotion face…it reminded Sasuke of a robot…hahaha…it did.

" Hey! Yeah until later when I …Never mind. Where is Kiba I thought he was coming?" Naruto whined.

Sasuke was swirling in his mind about that first part Naruto had spoke. It made him twitch and soon he was in the house and up the stairs flying in his room. He slammed his door with a thump and glided to his bed.

" Is he ok?" Gaara asked confused.

" Yeah…I think he's bipolar or something." Naruto whispered. A tan hand grabbed Naruto by the shoulders and pinned him to the red mustang.

" WHAT DO YOU MEAN KIBA IS COMING? ALSO DID YOU CALL THEM TO COME?" Iruka was yelling at Naruto and banging him into the car.

" YES! SORRY I COULD NOT HELP MY TXTING THUMBS!" Naruto whined twiddling his thumbs.

" Fine! You and your friends can sty in the house with Sasuke." Iruka rolled his eyes and pulled out his cell and walked off.

" So has he been treating you nicely?" The red head asked running his hand in his red curls.

" Yeah he has…" Naruto blushed a little and a grin erupted his face.

" AWW! I was ready to jump and leave him crying in a puddle of his own blood. He would be at my mercy and asking you for forgiveness and sucking you head and then once we had our fun we could play with my new video game!" Gaara's eyes darkened with the glowing light of the sun as he spoke.

" Sorry man." Naruto patted his friend on his curls.

" WOOOOOOO!" Naruto and Gaara turned their heads to see a small bug that was coming apart, zooming straight towards them.

" GOD IT"S KIBA! RUN FOR IT!" Naruto yelled picking up his past and running in the porch. The little ugly bug did some swirls and a donut as it landed nicely between Sasuke and Gaara's car.

" NARUTO!" A tall youth ran towards his friend and jumped him to the grass.

A fuming Sasuke was staring out his window…NO he was not spying…he had heard that noise and looked out the window…and no he didn't listen onto that creepy conversation that confused him.

" KIBA!" Naruto was yelling.

" I missed you too Naruto!" This guy Kiba seemed to have a lot of energy…not as much as Naruto though…he would know….

" GET OFF PLEASE! CAN"T BREATH!" Naruto was struggling on the grass. The guy got off him but he was tackled again by something small and furry…a cute dog!

" AKAMARU!" Naruto was laughing as he twirled the dog in circles. Sasuke smirked…last time Naruto did that he got sick and through up and then he did it all over again!

" Naruto stop it your going to puke." Gaara stopped him with his finger on his forehead.

" Ok." Naruto mumbled. Ok that pissed Sasuke off…why? Well he doesn't know…Naruto liked bugging him and if he told the blonde to stop he would keep doing it!

" SO where is Iruka and that guy?" Kiba was picking up his dog and stuffed it in his hood.

" My dad is in the house and Kakashi is…I have no idea nor do I care." Naruto rolled his shoulders.

" I mean that other guy." Kiba said.

Sasuke had his face all up in the screen trying to listen…WAIT! This is not what it looks like! Who was this guy…His? Or one of the other guys?

" He ran to his room like a total bitch." Gaara said smirking.

" Sasuke isn't a total bitch…one time I think like yesterday maybe or was it this morning? Anyways I was in his room and he had taken a shower and then came in and the towel dropped…It was huge!" Naruto used his arms to express the huge part.

" Oh…What were you doing in his room?" Gaara asked with tense eyes. Naruto looked up to the sky as if he was thinking and his eyes landed on a red faced Sasuke. Their eyes met but Sasuke was out of view just as fast.

" What is it Naruto?" Kiba asked with a playful tone.

" Uh I…nothing." Naruto smiled.

" OKAY BOYS SEE YOU WHEN WE COME BACK! BE NICE TO SASUKE AND NO HOUSE PARTIES!" Iruka yelled as he got into the Hummer with Kakashi.

" BY DAD!" Naruto waved back. Soon they were gone out of sight and all that remained was the three boys and Sasuke.

" Lets go check out the house I want to meet this Sasuke." Kiba smirked…It was evil…Did Gaara tell him something?

" OH MY GOSH THIS IS A HUGE HOUSE!" Kiba giggled jumping onto the couches. Gaara nodded his head and walked around…Naruto had disappeared…where? We may never know.

Naruto crawled into his secret hiding of his ramen spot. There it was a huge stash of his favorite ramen and on the other side was Sasuke eating candy. Naruto picked up four cups of ramen…maybe Sasuke would join them.

" I don't like ramen." Came a cool magical voice…

" Sasuke? How did you find this spot!" Naruto yelled….

(Gaara and Kiba)

" Do you hear that?" Kiba asked going towards a wall.

" Yeah! It sounds like Naruto and Sasuke." Gaara said pushing his ear to the wall.

" YOU DUMPED MY SWEET CANDY AND STUFFED YOUR RAMEN IN HERE! TIS WAS MY HINDING SPOT FIRST!" Sasuke yelled

" Are they fighting?" Kiba was confused…

" Yeah…a hiding spot?" Gaara was also confused.

" IT DOSEN'T HAVE YOUR NAME WRITTEN ON HERE!" That was Naruto.

" YES IT DOSE! LOOK!" that was Sasuke.

" YEAH WELL WHO CARES?" Naruto yelled.

That was the end of talking and soon the two boys could hear the pounding of the walls and moans…not the good ones. Then it was all quiet and still from the walls.

Sasuke was red in the face…his lips were busy with a certain blonde haired boy underneath him. Naruto was wide eye as well…it felt so….

Naruto pushed Sasuke off and caught his breath…he was confused and he did the only thing he could do…blame the other boy for this.

" THIS IS YOUR FAULT!" Naruto yelled. Sasuke glared back at the other boy and tackled him to the floor and smashed his lips on to he other boy's and stuck his hand into the other's tight pants.