AN: Hey Gang! Thanks for all the lovely reviews last chapter. Also I hope you checkout the first ep of Five Minute Angel, Season 1 which will be coming to very soon...

Out of Mind, Out of Sight

Cordelia: Springtime is my favorite time of year!
Harmony: Don't we usually suffer a major apocalypse at that time of year?
Cordelia: Yeh, but I get to be May Queen!

Buffy: I bet you're wondering what I'm doing with all these weapons, huh?
Cordelia: Well this show is called 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer', so not really.

Mrs. Miller: "If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us do we not laugh?" What is Shakespeare saying here?
Cordelia: That he really digs his Tickle-Me Elmo™?

Mitch: (singing) I'm Mr. Alone! Defenseless and alone! I have no weapons to call my ooOOOOWN—
Locker Door: Look! A Distraction!
Mitch: Where?
Invisible Girl: *THUNK*

Cordelia: I'm gonna be May Queen! Na-na-na-na-nyah-nyah!
Buffy: I could so totally be May Queen!
Cordelia: Could not!
Buffy: Could too!
Willow: Buffy! Someone got beaten up by something supernatural in the locker room!
Buffy: Why would anyone be stupid enough to go in there alone?
Willow: Well he was dating Cordelia.
Buffy: Ok lets go, but this isn't over Cordelia. In about two seasons you and I are going to have ourselves a confrontation!

Buffy: I don't think it was a monster that attacked Mitch. They don't leave messages.
Giles: Yes, demons do tend take a more hands-on approach
Buffy: Mostly cos it's really hard to write with claws.

Cordelia: Hey Harm! You're just in time! I feel a flashback coming on.
Harmony: Oh Goody!

Cordelia: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?
Harmony: You are, Queen C!
Marcie: You're also the most conceited one.
Cordelia: Did you hear something Harm?
Harmony: Nope, not a thing
Marcie: Sticks and stones may break my bones but words…(starts to turn invisible) Oh crud.

Buffy: There's an invisible girl on campus targeting all of Cordelia's friends. She pushed Harmony down the stairs!
Willow: Well, at least we don't have to worry about possible brain damage.

Angel: Boo!
Giles: What are you doing here?
Angel: I'm lurking around protecting Buffy and taunting the viewers with how much I want to be with her, but can't. Isn't it romantic?
Giles: I suppose so. But that doesn't mean I want to put up with two more years of it.

Buffy: So I found this yearbook in the Invisible Girl's hideout. Her name is Marcie Ross
Willow: (sees multiple 'Have a nice summer's') Poor girl, she had no friends.
Giles: Of course! She became invisible because nobody noticed her
Xander: Oh god! If people thought she was nobody and the Hellmouth made her invisible, if people think I'm an ass, what's going to happen to me?

Cordelia: Buffy, I need your help!
Buffy: Uh, Giles, I think this is a sign of the apocalypse…
Giles: Don't be silly, they're no apocalypses scheduled til next week…
Buffy: What?
Giles: Uh…Tea, anyone?

Cordelia: Poor Marcie, I would hate to be alone, all ostracized and by myself
Buffy: Someone's been reading the dictionary.
Cordelia: Just the A section, after that I got bored.

Willow: Let's follow the ominous flute playing to our certain demise!
Giles: Ooo! Jolly good idea!

Buffy: You know I was popular once…
Cordelia: Where? At a mental asylum?
Buffy: Shut up, Cord—(Is drugged by Marcie) *THUNK*

Xander: We're trapped and there's a gas leak, what do we do?
Willow: Pray?
Giles: Now, now it's important to stay calm.
Angel: Hey gang! Y'all look all nauseous and spluttery today. Say, can you think of a way I could get more screen time this episode?
Giles: Save us, perhaps?
Angel: Ok!

Cordelia: Buffy, are you awake? My face is numb!
Buffy: *Gasp* You got work done?
Marcie: *Wielding a scalpel* Not yet.
Cordelia: You don't know what you're doing Marcie!
Marcie: Um, hello? I'm gonna cut up your face. It's pretty simple. But then, you are a simpleton.
Buffy: I'll save you Cordy! *THWAP**BAM*
Cordelia: AAAAAAAAGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH!
Buffy: *THUNK*Shut up will you? It's hard enough fight an invisible person without all the racket! *BOOM*

Cordelia: Thankyou Buffy. I think that this really taught me that there are more important things in life than fame and popularity. For example, sanity.
Buffy: That's very mature of you Cordy.
FBI Man: Hi I'm Agent Mulder and this is Agent Scully. We'll be taking the invisible girl now.
Cordelia: Oh. My. GOD! Buffy, we're on X Files! SQUEEEE!
Buffy: *Rolls eyes* Forget I said anything.

(The little Grr Argh demon dances to X-files theme song happily. Scully wants him so bad!)

Hope you enjoyed it! Reviews are appreciated! Also, what does the season finale hold in store? Will Cordelia finally grow up? Will Xander wallow in unrequited love? Will Angel mess up his lines? Will the Master BURST INTO SONG?

Find out next time on Five Minute Slayer!