A/N Hey people we are back lol. And yes we are bringing sexy back also lol. Okee…so back to this authors note. We will like to give a big applause to Pixie-chix911. Yeahhhhhh! She gave us a lot and I mean a lot of ideas for the truths and dares. Soooo lets goo…..
Disclaimer:
Rosalie: I kiss a girl and I like it…taste of her cherry…
Emmett: Rose why are you singing that?
Rosalie: because is true duhh
Emmett: OMG WHO?
Rosalie: Bella?
Bella: you ring?
Rosalie: i miss you
Emmett: you kissed Bella?
Rosalie: let's go (Rosalie and Bella leave)
Emmett: I was just ignored… that's mean.
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Mysterious POV:
We were still waiting for Bella and Edward. Well I think Edward is not having a good time hehe. I was sitting in the ground waiting and waiting. When we hear some noises, we all look up and saw a much happier Bella and a very sad Edward.
Bella POV:
God he just could not wait till we were together. Men. They are so dumb and they only think about three things. Number UNO (one in Spanish jeje) football, number Two girls and number Trios (three in French lol) sex. Wow that's three words in three different languages. I saw our family waiting…mhm for what? Oooh yeah the game oops, I forgot.
"Hey guys we are back" I told them
"Finally Bella, what took you two so long?" Bonnie asked
"Oh you know stuff" I told her as I looked up to Edward "Right Edward?" he sighed
"Yes love" he answered me still looking down.
"Ok let's continue" Alice told us; she looked at Edward "Edward is your turn, seems you were the last one or the first one"
"Ethan, truth or dare?" Edward asked. We all look at Ethan; who by his look he didn't know which one.
"Mhm….I pick dare" he finally said.
"I dare you to lick the ground, over there" he pointed. We follow his finger to a tree were you could hear the birds. Oh oh were there's birds you find….OMG he will not. GROSS!
We all watched as Ethan kneeled in front of the tree and started to move his head down to the floor….and he lick it.
"Ok there Edward, happy…gross I just tasted bird poop…yuck" he exclaimed.
"Yeah I'm ok now, thanks" Edward told him
"Ethan I'm not going to kiss you till you wash that mouth" Bonnie told him. And in a flash he was back with a clean mouth. Told you they only think about football, girls, and sex.
"Hey Cameron, truth or dare?"
"Dare" god does he ever pick truth.
"I dare you to go to the kitchen and eat something that is not meat, fish or chicken." Like gross…
Cameron POV
"Yuck do I really have to?" I asked him.
"Yes or are you a chicken?" he started to do chicken sounds and moving like a chicken.
"FINE" I yelled to him. I ran to the kitchen, I was looking for something; when someone called me. I look around to find Rosalie with a melon Ohh God no…
"Here Cameron I hope you liked melon when you were human" she smirked. I grabbed the melon and a knife, I started to cut everything off the melon. When it was ready I ate everything, everyone was around the kitchen by now. I didn't feel bad for the first minutes…but then I started to feel really bad I went running to the bathroom. The only thing by now that I could hear was the laughter.
Bella POV
Cameron left the kitchen in a flash. You could almost say his faster than Edward. When I look around, everyone was on the floor laughing their heads off. I don't think is funny but then I felt a wave of emotions, next thing I know I'm in the floor next to Edward laughing.
"Ok ok I get it is funny but… shut up!" Cameron said.
"Ok" everyone said in sync.
"Bella, Truth or dare?" he asked me. I have to think this, if a pick truth he will ask something embarrassing but if I pick dare….
"Dare" I say, he smiles at me really evil like. This is so not good.
"I dare you to kiss the person you have always wished to kiss and it can't be your soul mate" Omg is he serious or what, everyone was looking at me. Pressure much.
"Ha-ha that's easy is obvious that is me." Emmett was the first to speak, like always. "I mean have you see me I'm super hot" crazy much.
"You wish Emmett; I know she has never wished to kiss another person but me, Right...Bella?" Edward said/asked me.
"Well… you see….um I….well" oh god.
"Really Bella well, why don't you kiss that person" he smirks at me. Well I guess I can, but I'm never going to live this down.
"And what if I have two persons?" I asked Cameron without looking at him.
"Both" and I had to ask I looked up to those golden eyes and I went forward, I grabbed him by the neck, I kiss him in the lips. Everyone around me was gasping. He grabs me by the waist after two minutes we let go, I look around and everyone is with their mouths open.
"OH MY GOD, really Bella" Bonnie told me.
"Well… I was not expecting that... But you are not a bad kisser" Ethan told me. I look up to him and he was smirking at me but then Bonnie hit him.
"What… no one's is better than you, but she does now how to kiss." Ethan explains to Bonnie.
"Bella" his velvety voice "you wanted to kiss our own brother?" he asked me.
"May…be" I told him smiling.
"Ok so Bella you still have to kiss the other person" Cameron told me. I sighed and went to the next person. I grab the persons face and pull it down, at first I didn't get the kiss back but then I did. When we pull apart there were like 5 vampires with a shock face ready to faint well if they could I guess they would be dead by now. Oops
"Wow… Rose can you and Bella kiss again" Emmett said. Rosalie look down to me and wink "maybe another time Emmett" she told him. I giggled.
"Cameron"
"Jasper"
"Ethan"
Cameron and Jasper look at each other with a knowing look.
"Baby, can you and Alice kiss like that?" Cameron asked, Jasper was moving his head as he agreed. I look for Edward that had his mouth still in the floor; I went to him and close it.
"Bonnie you think one day we can have a foursome, with Rosalie and Bella?" I hear Ethan in the background asking Bonnie.
"Really…Bella I didn't know you like it that kinky" Edward winked at me. "But don't worry we can later ask Rosalie, if she will like to have some fun with us" he whispered in my ear.
"Don't worry Edward I will love too" Rosalie told us with a smirk.
"But then I get my turn, with the girls Edward" Emmett said.
"Jasper, truth or dare" I said
"Truth" hmm meany.
"What's the worst thing about being a boy?" I asked him.
"Good question, but I think that the worst thing will be… that when we have… um a little problem down there, we have to take care of it if the girls are not home." He finished. I guess I was not expecting that all the boys were moving their heads up and down.
"True" Cameron
"That's the worst" Ethan
"Yeap" Emmett
"Totally" Edward
"Awwww poor things, we didn't know that; If you just have told us maybe we will not have gone anywhere." Bonnie said as she went to hug Ethan.
"Yeah" Rosalie, Chloe and Alice said together.
"Don't worry Edward we can fix that later" I told him and kiss his cheek.
"Emmett, truth or dare" jasper asked
"Truth" we all gasp, he never picks truth.
"WHAT I can pick whatever I like to pick." Emmett yelled
"If you were born again what will you like to be?"
"Mhm… I will be… a… UNICORN!" Emmett yelled with a goofy grin in his face.
"Emmett only you will pick something that stupid." I told him
"What they are cute and funny…but I think I will be a rainbow one" Emmett said as he looked at Alice.
"Alice, truth or dare"
"Dare" Alice say. Then she began to jump up and down with the video camera in her hand. Oh yeah I forgot she has been recording all this time.
"I dare you to…act out a commercial ad." And with all that Alice disappear to the house and came back with a microphone in her hand. She was dress all professional like. She then gave the video camera to Jasper; she put some chairs in front of the porch. All the girls and me went to sit. As she pull the boys in the porch.
One hour later
"Ok, Jasper when I say action, we start you got it?" Alice asked
"Yep" Jasper answered. She fixed her hair and the boys. "Action"
"Hello everyone" she said to the camera.
"Today we have a promotion. We have four boys right here with me, take a look" Jasper moved the camera to the boys.
"Ok so, I will sell two for 10,000 dollars. They will be forever yours. They can do whatever you like and the best part is they will not tell you no." Alice turned to the boys. "You also get to pick which two you like. So call us know to 1-800-555-5555. If you are the first to call you pick your two boys. Know lets present them to you."
Ethan was the first in line so the camera zooms into him.
"First we have….Ethan. He loves to play video games and also 'bed games'. He is all muscle as you can see right now." Then the camera went to Cameron. "This guy is Cameron, he likes to read and shop. He also has a great car. He will never tell you no and he loves to have fun." Then, to Edward. "Now this guy, he really is something, mind reader, perfect, sexy, Casanova and Edward. He can sing and he plays the piano, he loves classic music and fast cars. He is also a gentlemen and likes to have things for himself." Then Jasper moved the camera to Emmett. "And this is Emmett. He is a big teddy bear that loves video games, football, pull pranks, and the most important part sex. So calls us now to get whichever you like" she finished
"And we are out" Jasper said.
"You know Alice, I will like to have Edward and Ethan" Bonnie told her.
"Sure, Hun… but I want my money first" she giggled "Rosalie, truth or dare?"
"Truth" Rosalie told her.
"List three things you like about the opposite sex?" Alice
"That's easy, there ass, there six-pack, and there big and awesome…" she started to laugh. We look at her, what's so funny.
"What's so funny?" I asked her along with the others.
"I… just described….Emmett" She laughs
"WHA…" Emmett stops us.
"Awwww baby I knew you loved my body." And they started to make out.
"Yeah guys ok stop" we try to pull them apart. "We have to continue with the game. Seriously someone go grab a bucket of cold water for this lovebirds" They pull apart and look to the ground.
"Sorry" they both said.
"Bella, Truth or Dare?" and why is always me.
"Truth" I told her.
"What's the worst habit you have?" Rosalie asked me.
"I think it will be that I'm always biting my bottom lip" I told her
"BELLA, buts that's the most wonderful thing I like about you." Edward told me. I stuck my tongue out to him.
"Yeah very mature of you Bella" Chloe told me. I also stuck my tongue out to her too.
"Jasper, truth or dare?" I asked
"Truth"
"Have you ever wet the bed when you were human and why?"
"Yeah, when I was small and it was one time only." He said. Who will have thought that solder Jasper could do that.
"Why" Alice asked him. Then Edward started to laugh.
"Really, Jasper" "shut up, well one time my aunt was visiting. And she was the ugliest thing ever, she had this thing in her forehead and it was like a volcano. Then one night I went to the kitchen and I saw her trying to get that thing off. So I went to bed and I dream about "ME" trying to get that thing off and that it explored in my face…so yeah."
We were all laughing; seriously that was the stupidest thing ever.
"Hey, it was really scary back then" Jasper told us.
"Ethan truth or dare"
"Truth" Ethan told him
"If you could make anyone in this room your servant for the day, who would it be? and what would you make them do?" Jasper asked him.
"Well I can't pick Bonnie because she already does whatever I like. So…I think I will pick Rosalie, so she can make me the most awesome car ever and just for me" Ethan finished
"Ethan I don't do whatever you like" Bonnie told him as she hit him in the head.
"Sorry honey. Trying to act manly around this guys"
"Rosalie, truth or dare?"
"Truth"
"Hey why is it that everyone likes to pick truths?" I asked them.
"You know what she is right; we have to do this the right way." Alice told them.
"Yeah, why don't we go to Seattle and we make this dare or dare?" Chloe said with an evil glint in her eyes.
"I like the idea"
"Let's go!"
"To the bat-mobile" Emmett yelled. We all got in the hummer of Ethan.
"Hey Emmett why bat-mobile?" bonnie asked.
"Because is black duhh!" Emmett told her.
A/N So please review and also go to the poll and vote. Also any ideas, we accept them. So this was part 2 of normal Truths or Dares. It was our first time doing truths or dares. Next time it will be better.
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Kim and Mari
