A/N hey people so here is chapter number 15. That I wrote in the hospital. And we got to 50 reviews, if you can make use get to 100 reviews and maybe more we really would appreciate it. Well please review and vote in the poll.

Disclaimer:

Kim: Jacob Black, She's not coming back…La push has come to shove and she's through with you…don't cha see your just a dog to me…if you come near her again I'll eat you too.

Jacob: Hey! That's mean!

Kim: Mhm Jacob, you are not in this story

Jacob: and, why not?

Mari: Because we are the author, that's way.

Kim: yeah, so move (she pushes Jacob out)

Bonnie: Hey why does it smell like wet dog in here…?

Kim: Jacob (humming the previous song)

Bonnie: that explains all, even why Edward is putting a replicate of China's Grand Wall...

Edward: Bonnie shhhh…

Bonnie: and why?

Edward: they can hear you… (Going crazy, now)

Bonnie: Who?

Edward: the evil muffins…

Bonnie: yep he just lost it…BELLA!

Bella: What?

Bonnie: you bf just lost it, again.

Bella: AGAIN? That's it no more play day with Ethan or Emmett or Cameron, Jasper, Alice or Chloe. (Grabs Edward and leaves)

Bonnie: the authors don't own anything, just my family (except the name)

Bella POV

We are still in the hummer going to Seattle. So you know that when you are in a trip and you think you family is weird, because they are singing songs that you will never sing. Yeah that's not that weird at all. The weird thing will be been in a hummer with 10 vampires and two vampires singing Teletubbies, you don't have to guess that. Then four are shopping online, as for the rest we are bored.

"Emmett could you stop singing that stupid song" Jasper told him for like the hundred time.

"Jazz you have to be happy not in your emo mood" Ethan said as he continue to sing. "Besides we are here, so… EVERYONE OUT!" Emmett yelled. We all got out of the hummer we walked down to the front steps of Wal-Mart.

"OK...I'm not going inside that" Alice and Chloe said as they pointed to the doors.

"Hello people…It's just Wal-mart and besides if Bonnie and Rosalie can go inside both of you also can" Cameron told them as he pushed Bonnie and Rosalie inside we look back to Alice and Chloe…wait.

"Where did they go?" I asked, Edward growled and disappeared within a second. Then Cameron, Jasper, Ethan and Emmett left after Edward.

30 minutes later

"NO! IM NOT GOING IN THERE! ARE YOU CRAZY!" Alice went all "bloody murder". Who know that little thing could yell so loud.

"CAMERON LET ME DOWN! OR HELP ME GOD! I WILL KILL YOU… YOU HEAR ME" Chloe

"YEAH CHLOE I CAN HEAR YOU, IM FUCKING NEXT TO YOU FOR CRAYING OUT LOUD" Cameron screamed back at her. We could not see them but they were close enough for us to hear and besides Alice and Chloe's yelling's could be heard all the way to Canada. Finally, we saw them coming around the corner. We saw Chloe been carried by Cameron and Ethan. As for Alice, she was been carried by Emmett, Jasper and Edward. I think she is the worst one of the two.

"Edward, where did you find this two?" I asked

"Well love, I read their thoughts and you will never guess where they were going" Edward said to me. As they got closer he let go off Alice's legs and run to me human speed and hug me.

"Let me guess they were going shopping again, like always" Bonnie said with her arms crossed. Ethan started to laugh so loud that he also let go of Chloe as Emmett fallowed him. They left Cameron and Jasper to deal with their crazy wives. It looked like they could not keep them still.

"You have known your wife for a lot of years now and still you can't believe they are this crazy?" Edward asked Jasper.

"Well yeah but it is like the first time each time." Jasper answered stupidly.

"Yeah and try to live with this little monsters it's so not easy" Cameron said but his comment resulted in him getting a hit in his head by an excellent and flexible, Chloe.

"Ok... Whatever with history… we have to get inside the store now" Emmett commanded. We all went to the store when suddenly we hear a squeak, we all look back to see Chloe and Alice jumping around.

"We just saw the cutest teddy bear" they both say that together. We look at them; ok you have to be kidding me, then Emmett started to jump too.

"Omg Rosalie can I buy it please?"Emmett asked. "Ok get it and buy it before we leave or get thrown out" Rosalie told him without looking at him.

"Ok so… first thing first each of us is going to write a dare in a paper, then we are going to put it in..." Alice started to look around then she grabbed the first thing we saw a Mexican hat. (A/N so you know the big hats all the Mexican use, they are mega big. Arriba! Lol. And for the record I'm not making fun, because we are Mexicans too.) "We put it in here then we are going to pick one so get started." She gave us a pen and paper. I started to write:

Get in a big fight and yell random things. We all put the pieces of paper in the hat.

"Ok…so who is going first?" Ethan asked.

"Well I all ready saw who is going first, beside she was the last one last time…. So Rosalie please grab a piece of paper." Alice commanded. Rosalie steps to the hat and put her hand inside when she got the paper she liked she pull out her hand.

"It said: go to the toys section and act like a Barbie doll, then scare the kids…" Rosalie finished. She looked around and stopped in front of Ethan and Emmett.

"Which one of you wrote this dare?" Rosalie asked with a glare.

"Actually it was me Rose" Jasper said.

"Jazz you are my twin and I love you but…" Jazz was looking at her in horror. "I love your idea!" she hugged him.

"Who knew you were this bad Rose" Chloe said. Rosalie ignored her and walked away to the toys section, when she got there she made sure that there were no kids. She then walked to the middle of the hall and made a pose. We all got near the section with our partners. When the kids started to go down the hall; Rosalie was watching them, then one girl went and grabbed her shirt and when she was not looking Rosalie hit her in the head. We were trying not to laugh; when we looked back to her she had already hit all the kids in the hall.

"If you touch me again, I'm going to kill you!" Rosalie told them, the kids looked at her and started to scream and cry. In that second she knew she had to leave. We all left after her…

"Mommy that Barbie was alive and tried to kill us" a girl was crying with her mom.

We were in the ladies department, waiting for the rest of the family.

"Ok… that was great Rosalie; I think they are not going to buy anything of Barbie for a while haha. I'm next!" Emmett said. He then took the hat from Alice.

"Ok let…me see…" he started "ok... I got the paper and my dare is…

Run around the aisles screaming "bloody murder; well that's not hard." He then passed the hat to Alice and went to the end of the aisle, he looked around and started going around the aisle. We look to each other wondering where he was when out of nowhere we hear him...

", help me he wants to rape me! That man, please help me! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Emmett was screaming as he was running up and down the aisles as he was moving his hands in the air. All the people were looking at him and when he pointed with his finger down the aisle, a man in a suit was there. All of the crowd looked at him and started to run after him, poor man.

We were laughing so loud and then Emmett stopped in front of us with a goofy grin then the man that Emmett had pointed ran pass us and a minute later the whole store passed us running after him.

"Were did you went before?" Cameron asked

"I was thinking what I was going to yell and someone to blame, when I found the man in the suit." Emmett explained to us. "Hey Edward you up" Emmett said as he put the hat in front of Edward. Edward putted his hand in the hat and grabbed the first piece of paper he founded.

"My dare is…go to were all the condoms are at and ask a worker if she/he has extra-large size then tell the worker if he/she can help you try it on. Are you for real…Emmett, Ethan who was it?" Edward asked them.

Edward POV

What are you talking about it was not me… Emmett thought.

Hey don't look at me like that… it was not me… Ethan thought. I started to look to all the thoughts of my family, except Bella I know it was not her and besides is not her handwriting.

Hurry up Edward… Alice

Mhm which nail polish will look great with my dress. Chloe

God I need a manicure… Rosalie

God I need a manicure and that new video game…Bonnie. I look at her questioning her thoughts. What? You know I love video games.

I'm too sexy for my shirt! To sexy for my shirt so sexy it hurts…Cameron wassinging.

Alice is so weird, but o well I love her. Jasper

Ok so I don't know who was the one that wrote this dare but….. Wait Cameron was singing I turn to look at him and he was looking everywhere but me.

"Cameron it was you!" I told him. He looked at me… "Yeah well you have a dare to do."

I started to walk to the stupid corridor. When I got there I knew that my family was looking at me I looked around and found a worker.

"Hey, can you help me in something?" I asked her. Wow he is so hot… I mean look at that body. What will he want me to help him with?

"Yeah sure, what can I help you with?" she asked. I looked over my shoulder, everyone was watching as they pretended to look at the cloths near the girl and me.

"Yeah… can you tell me which one of this is…mmm extra-large size?" I asked her as I pointed to the boxes. W-O-W I will do him anytime all the time. That girl is fucking lucky… I wish I was her. Shestopped with her dialogue going inside her and looked to the boxes; she grabbed one box and gave it to me.

"That will be the one you are…" she cough "looking for sir."

"Thanks, hey can I ask you for something else?" I dazzled her.

"Mhm…yeah…sir"

"Yeah if it wouldn't be too much to ask, could you help me try it on?" I asked her.OMG! Is he for real or what? She looked down my pants. Omg I will do that and more…. She continued to fantasize for 3 more minutes.

"Mmm…well...I…sir"

"Babe are you done?" I knew that voice I looked over my shoulder to see Bella walking to me.

"Oh I see you got them, can we go now… to you know where" Bella was saying. I looked down to the worker that could not make out her mind.

Omg… he is going out with her! I mean I'm prettier than her, she is ugly. But I will totally go with them if they ask me. Yeah ok not!

"Well I guess never mind with what I asked you…bye" I winked at her. I could hear her hearth go crazy.

We left with the box of condoms.

"You know we could use does if you want." Bella told me with a playful wink. I laughed…

"Sure Bella… if you want that is" I wink. We meet with our family; they were all there except Chloe and Alice.

"Hey Cameron, Jasper where are you wives?" I asked them. They look at each other…

You know where they are… they saw this top and went for it...Cameron told me.

"Well Jasper you up." I said.

"Ok give me that hat….it said…Kiss each person you see entering the store; do it for 5 minutes, and it has to be in the mouth…" he looked at us really scared. He went to the doors when a family of 4 walked in. He went to kiss the mom, then the dad, and he left the two kids for the end. They were screaming at him and they slapped him, but obvious they got hurt worse than Jasper. Jasper ran to the clothes when he saw that they left at the same time a family of 7 walked in, he again went to the doors and started kissing the family in the mouth. The funny thing is that the mother was happy and the rest started… yet again screaming at him. We still had another minute to go, when a police officer with a wife and kids came through the doors. We saw Jasper walking to them when out of nowhere he started to kiss the officers wife and then his kids and last him. He looked so angry that he started to grab his gun; we all took that cue to run even Jasper.

We were laughing when we saw the still crowd running after the suited man, we laugh even more than before.

"Chloe you are next." Jasper called, she came running down the hall and grabbed a paper.

"I have to get in a random fight with someone and say random things." She told us. She started to look for someone when she saw a girl out of the crowd that was after the man, she then started to walk up to her.

"OMG! Are you for real why are you wearing that" She pointed to the girl's clothes. "I mean that skirt with that blouse I don't think so and your hair!" Chloe told her.

"WHAT! You don't have the right to say that to me bitch" the girl told Chloe.

"Look I'm just trying to make something good for you, you know."Chloe told her.

"Whatever I don't fucking care you can go and die for all I care." The girl told Chloe

"Do you even have a stupid boyfriend? I know that you can't possibly have a boyfriend with that type of 'fashion' you're wearing." Chloe told her raising her voice.

"FYI I do, whore, you are the one who doesn't have a boy that can put their time into you. Like have you seen you're self in that outfit?" wow she have guts. That outfit came in a especial box and car and plane from Paris.

"For you information, this came from Paris, not like yours that must have come from the garbage." Chloe told her

"You know what bitch you are a whore and a slut. And don't make me laugh, I bet you haven't even been out of this state." She told her.

"It takes a slut to know a slut." Chloe told her with a smirk.

"Asshole" the girl said.

"Slut" Chloe said.

"Whore" the girl said.

"Bitch without style" Chloe told her.

"Ugly slut, that works in a corner." The girl

"Unicorn" Chloe said.

"Go fuck yourself." The girl told her without hearing Chloe.

"You know that ice-cream is better than you!" Chloe said.

"You know what I'm better than you, not only in style." The girl told her.

"Unicorns cannot fly and eat ice-cream at the same time." Chloe told her. I have to give credit that was random.

"What are you talking about bitch?" Sarah was the name of the girl.

"Why are you mean? The unicorns have not done anything to you!" Chloe started to sob.

"Whore you are fucking crazy has anyone told you that, I guess not, you probably don't have friends." Sarah said

"Don't mess with the unicorns, because the penguin muffins are going to kill you. And then the eagles of the night are going to eat the rest of you!"Chloe went all emo right there. The girl was looking at her like if she was crazy, which it is true…in a way.

"You know what I'm going to kill you right here, right now" Chloe said, and then she got a knife out of her back and went forward to the girl. Wait were did she get that knife.

Alice told me to get it Chloe told me as if she had read my mind. HEY! I thought I was the mind reader. The girl started to run from Chloe and Chloe was pretty close to her.

"Hey, Cameron what does it feel to have that monster in your hands?" Rosalie asked him.

"I can hear you, you know?" Chloe call out of nowhere.

"Well… I really don't know." With a sigh Cameron answered her, and with that Chloe came back; and she hit him. Cameron started to pout, so we started to laugh.

"Hey, you kids!" someone called at us; we looked around to find the security and the manager.

"Yea" Bonnie told him.

"You better get out of here and never come back. We have people telling us that a blonde woman was scaring the kids; we also have the crowd of people running after a guy in a suit because he supposedly was trying to rape you." He pointed to Emmett.

"Also a pixie girl running after a girl with a knife and to topped that all a blonde boy kissing people because he wants to, you better get out before we call the police and arrest you all…so…OUT NOW!" the security told us. We left the store and started to get in the hummer.

"Well that was mean of him." Jasper said.

"Well yeah…so what do we do now?" Ethan asked.

"I have an idea, let's go!" Bonnie said.

Well this should be fun…

To be continued…

Mysterious POV

Well is time to bring our plan in to action, again. I hope they got what I told them to get.

If not we have I problem…

A/N Hello people so here you have it another chapter. Review and vote in our profile. And thanks to all the people that review the last chapters, we have 50 reviews, so let's make that number even greater.

Love,

Kim and Mari :)