"Say it."

"no"

"SAY IT!"

"FINE! I don't own Soul calibur or Legend of Zelda"

"Was that so hard?"

"Fuck you, man, FUCK YOU!"


" I never really got like this from drinks, in my world" Link slurred

"It's an almost every other night thing for mmee" Dante clumsily replied

"What are they called?" Link said

"Well, in my world, its called alcohol. Its gotta be the bestest thing humans have created"

" We have something likes that in my worldsh.." Link slurred

"It's called Lon Lon Milk . I never was really interested in it.." Just then, link tripped on a small rock, but caught himself

" Who put that there?" He asked

"I don't know man, it's just always been there." Dante said in an unconcerning tone

"When are we getting to your home, I need to lay down before anymore rocks attack me."

"We're almost there…. See? There's Maga and Raine and the horses waiting for us."


Maga and Raine stood in front of his house, waiting for Dante and Link to arrive. It was very late into the night, and the two were getting very tired.

"I wonder when they're going to get here??" Maga said with a yawn.

"Me too" Raine replied.

"Well, at least there aren't anymore bandits around."

"Yea, I hope I don't get in a situation like that again.." Raine shivered as she spoke.

"Don't worry, I Promise that won't happen ,as long as your with me." Maga said warmly.

"Thanks.."

Laughter could be heard in the distance.

"We're almost there.." could be heard from two men, who were quickly identified as Link and Dante.

"Where have you two been?" Raine said

"Yea, we've been waiting forever" Maga added

"Why didn't you just go inside?" Dante asked aggressively

"Because you got the key , dick" Maga replied

"Oh" Dante walked over to the door and fumbled around for his key. He was searching for at least two minutes when , finally, he produced a key from his vest pocket.

"Tadaa!" He proclaimed

"Ok, now lets hurry up and get inside, I'm tired" Maga complained.

"Hold your horses, what's the rush?" Dante unknowingly spoke.

"The adventure? Tomorrow? To save the world?!"Maga started to get frustrated with his brother

"Oh yeah." He said as they slipped inside.

"I'm going to lay down" Link said as he chose a place to just fall to the ground

"Okay. Me too" Dante said , falling down in a chair.

"Sometimes, I wonder why you put up with that."Raine whispered to Maga

"You can't choose family." Maga Whispered back. As he and Rained walked further back into the house towards the guest room.

"Here you go, you remember where the bathroom is right?" Maga said.

"Yes, Maga, I do." She replied.

"Ok, good night." Maga said as he walked further to his room.

"Good night…Sweet dreams Maga.."Raine whispered to her self as she enter the guest room.

Raine sighed as she plopped down on the bed.

"I'm a little worried." She spoke to herself

"What if we fail? What if we all die? Dante and Maga are sure taking this lightly… Why did I WANT to come along?!" She asked herself. She thought about it for a while.

"I know why" She said lying on the rarely used guest room bed " It's because Maga is going… I don't want him to go for a long time, just by himself. He's my Best friend , and if he were to die…. I don't know what I would do….. knowing I wasn't with him every step of the way.."She said groggily, as she slowly fell into a deep slumber.

Meanwhile, in his room next to hers, Maga quietly listened to Raine speaking of her worries.

"I don't know what to do, I don't want her to come… I Don't want her getting hurt… But she obviously doesn't want the same for me…. I can't leave her behind tomorrow… She'll just follow our tracks…." He sighed. " Well, I pray, to all the gods, Just let her be safe on our journey.." He slowly fell to sleep , where he can dream about what may lie ahead of him and his friends….


Light was coming over the hills, the roosters were crowing, and the dew glistened over the plant life.

:Hey Maga wake up!" Raine said as she shook Maga aggressively.

"HUH? Oh, right, ok I'm up, I'm up." Maga spoke groggily .

"Lets go wake Dante up!" She said with a snicker.

"Oh, you are so evil."Maga said back as he grinned.

Maga got out of bed , and he and Raine snuck past Link and Dante as they stepped outside.

"Okay, here's the plan." Maga said to Raine as she intently listened " You get a bucket, and meet me out back, we'll fill them up with cold water, and splash them onto Dante."

"Not link?"

"I think he'll get woken up when Dante is yelling a cursing at the top of his lungs" Maga chuckled.

Raine grabbed a bucket from beside the house as they headed behind it. She handed it to Maga as he lowered the bucket that was already there down into the well. He pulled it back up, handed it to Raine, and lowered the other down as well. After filling both pales up with ice cold water, they slowly snuck back into the house and stood in front of the sleeping Dante. Maga signaled Raine, and then they both splashed the water onto Dante and took several steps backs as they did so.

"WHAT THE FUCK! SON OF A FUCKING WHORE!!" Dante yelled as he jumped up from the chair, dripping wet.

"WHAT THE HELL MAGA-Owwwww!" He said as he put both of his hands on his head.

"I am so Pissed at you Maga! And Raine, you I expected better from you!" He hissed as he slowly made his way to bedroom to change. The two started laughing at the top of their lungs.

"What's so funny?" Link said, keeping his eyes slightly closed as he stood up from the floor.

" Aww…. My head is throbbing like crazy" He said as he rubbed his temples with he index fingers

"Welcome to the hangover, Link" Raine said.

Link looked over to the now soaked up chair.

"What happened to that?"

"Just a little wake up call for Dante" Maga said with a smile.

"Well, you wont need to do that to me… I'm awake." Link said as he slowly stood up from his sleeping spot on the floor.

"There a way to get rid of this hangover?" He asked Raine and Maga.

"Just walk it off. That's the only way I know."Maga said, knowing far to well what it was like to have a hangover.


When he was about twelve years old, He and Raine had stolen something that was imported from Japan from the inn, called Saki. Together, that evening , he and Raine went to the nearby lake about 30 minutes away from the vilage. There was a small under water cavern that he and Raine dubbed their little hide out. That evening they had drank only half of the bottle when they couldn't even stand. They just laughed and rolled around with each other on the ground of the cavern. Then they got very , very, sick. And started throwing up left and right. They decided to just stay in the cavern that night.

The two fell asleep for hours, when they both woke up, their heads felt like they would explode.

"Let's not try THAT again.." Raine's voice echoed

"Yea no kidding…" Maga Moaned in pain.

"Stop whining, your making my head hurt worser.." Raine replied

"As you wish your highness….." Maga said, as he stood, he bowed very clumsily, and then fell backwards.

Raine giggled for a moment, but it was soon followed by a painful throb from her head.

"You know Maga you're the Bestest friend I've had.." Raine said

"Thanks Raine.. you're my best friend too….." Maga's voice echoed


Dante opened the door to his clothes box, and grabbed a few pairs of slops, and two pairs of shirts.

"Sometimes, I swear, I'll get so pissed at him, and I'll kill his ass." Dante said angrily under his breath

"What a fucking way to start the day… a hangover, all wet, and now, I swear I hate Maga even more now." He threw his clothes into a bag, and gathered up all his money. After counting it up, he noted that there was thirty five gold pieces, 40 silver coins, and 5 bronze caltz. The caltz were a "Small change" currency in his village. But, he took it with him anyways.

"It can still come in handy." He told himself as he left his bedroom.

"You guys ready to go?"Dante said to the group.

"Ive been ready since yesterday."Maga said to his brother.

"Did you grab your money?" Dante asked to Maga and Raine. They both nodded.

"I've only got 10 gold pieces, but I have at least 30 bronze caltz."Maga said.

"I only have 10 Caltz." Raine said in a disappointed voice.

"That's ok."Dante said.

"Hey guys, what about these?" Link said as he pulled out a gem. Maga , Raine, and Dante opened their eyes wide as they saw it.

"I have a lot of these, they're the currency of my world." Link explained" They're called Rupees"

"That'll cover anything and everything!" Raine blurted.

"Then were on our way!" Maga said And started to walk out the door with the group closely behind.

Once outside the group were getting ready to mount their horses.

"One second" Link said as he produced a weird blue piece of wood from his pouch.

"What's that?" Raine asked curiously

Link didn't answer, he put his lips to it and began blowing into it, producing notes and soon a melody.

A neigh could be heard in the distance, when over the horizon, came a tan colored Mare, trotting towards link. When the horse arrived, in came to a halt.

"What a beautiful horse!" Raine shouted with awe.

"This is Epona, She's the only traveling companion I've ever had, until now that is." He quickly added with a warm smile.

Dante placed a saddle blanket and then latched a saddle atop of it and mounted his horse, Zero, and Maga hopped onto Mejaro and helped Raine up onto him as well.

"You don't have a horse Raine?" Link asked

"Not really…. I would have asked my uncle, but what time did I have for that?" she answered back

The truth was she just wanted to ride on Mejaro with Maga.

"Ok, What ever you say."

And thus their adventure began, what lie ahead, they didn't know, but they were sure they could Pass any obstacle, and reach their goal.


Ok, I can't really remember if Epona is brown or tan. But tan sounds a lot better, so I picked that.

Hope you enjoyed chapter 4! Ive still got ALOTS more to go… but I'll enjoy it every step of the way!

If there's anything you think I should improve on, then please, PM me and let me know. It's not much fun making a story that no one else would enjoy to their fullest.