Oh geez, long time no see... or speak... or read... or hear... or... okay, I'll shut up now. OMG I know I wrote this in my Glee fic, but I PASSED MY SCIENCE AND HEALTH EXAM!!! Thank God for that, and I happened to think that I did really good for passing when I only had 3 hours to study for it. Why 3 hours? Because I'm a slacker who likes to do everything in the last minute, except for fanfics, I do not abandon them EVER.

And it's time to cry :'( after reading from many sources that confirmed that DxC have broken up. WAAAAAHHHH! How could they!?!?!? I refused to watch the episode on YouTube after hearing it. The last time I felt like this was when I found out that Susan couldn't return to Narnia because she is 'too old', meaning she couldn't be with Caspian. That took me 6 months to recover... yeah I know lame, so I don't know how long I'll recover for the loss of DxC. Somehow I think deep down they will reunite, or I will tell my sibs to push me down the stairs repeatedly until I fall unconscious.

Crap, it's the hormones again because I'm in the need of cake. YUM!!! And I decided to use my first song by many people that have done a cover for it, but the most popular people that have sung it is the luscious Mariah Carey and the great man Harry Nilsson.

Disclaimer: My mind is not that advanced to think of a TV show and characters, and Duncan and Courtney would still stay strong. LONG LIVE DxC!!! *does that Star Trek hand thing Spock does*


A piano started playing, hinting to Duncan that the song playing would be a ballad. It was.

Oh crap. A sappy ballad. Whoever did this is really gonna get it, whoever it was that picked this song, and chosen the genre. Meh, it could have been worse; I mean I could have been listening to opera right now!

No I can't forget this evening
Or your face as you were leaving

The song had only played two lines, and basically Duncan was already bored. But he remembered what Geoff had told him back in the boy's cabin a moment ago.

"Maybe it will help you." Help me? Help him! He's the delusional one who may have thought of the whole thing. That liar, I'm pretty sure it was him in the first place. What I wouldn't give to pull off his stupid cowboy hat and kick his tattooed ass and…

As much as he loved where his mind was going with this diabolical plan of his, Duncan was interrupted by the start of the first verse. From hearing the first half of the first verse play, Duncan recognized the voice.

But I guess that's just the way the story goes

Mariah Carey, damn she's hot, and got big boobs and a smokin' hot ass... like Princess! But normally, she sings songs that have popular rappers, so where the hell are they?

Focus dude, focus!

How can I? I'm probably in the verge of being brainwashed over something pretty pointless like this.

For once, be like Princess and do as you are told.

For once, Duncan took the advice of his inner voice and switched back to listen to the song.

You always smile but in your eyes
Your sorrow shows
Yes it shows

To be honest, the lines actually struck him hard and in a way, he felt some sort of emotion that he had never felt before. Somehow, his mind compared the song to his love/hate relationship with the darling CIT. It actually occurred to him that whenever they would argue, Courtney was always peeved at the delinquent – nothing unusual there – but whenever Courtney smiled, if it was either small or genuine, her onyx eyes would have a feeling of sadness.

No I can't forget tomorrow
When I think of all my sorrows
When I had you there but then I let you go

These certain lines made Duncan's heart feel torned and he just wanted to grab and hug her with all his might, letting her know that everything will be okay. Realising what he just told himself, he grunted, flexed his muscles a bit, acting all manly, his caring thoughts vanishing from his mind.

Pfft, I can see why the rappers stayed away from this song… it's too lovey-dovey.

Shut up dude, you're ruining it.

Oh, bite me.

And now it's only fair that I should let you know
What you should know

The song wasn't even halfway yet and Duncan just wanted to crush his iPod in his bare hands, but he wanted to see where this was going. He wanted to know, what did he have to know? What should he know? It was all too confusing for him, many unanswered questions buzzing around in that skull of his.

I can't live
If living is without you
I can't live
I can't give anymore

As the chorus began to play, Duncan listened intently to the words, especially the two main words. A thought popped out of no-where in his mind. Does she feel this way about me, but more importantly, do I feel this way about Princess?

I can't live
If living is without you
I can't live
I can't give anymore

It got him pondering over the one question everyone in his adolescent age wants to know - will he find love? Ever? Again, he changed his sappy thoughts, to think of… obviously, the Princess.

Whoa, her vocal ending is fabulous; no wonder she is a hot hottie! If Princess was a few years older, she would look like her – damn that would be something real sexy.

No I can't forget this evening
Or your face as you were leaving

Even though these two lines had been repeated before, Duncan wasn't paying attention to it, but hearing it again reminded him of the time when all the camper's phobias were exposed, and Courtney cost the team the win for not jumping into the 'green jiggly snot' as she called it. Because of that, she was in the bottom two, when the wannabe jock with the ridiculous fear of chickens was eliminated and trudged towards that wrecked boat of losers, and he recalled Courtney telling everyone to shut up after the Killer Bass gang mocked Tyler of his fear. Courtney's expression was full of guilt and melancholy, and he could have sworn that as she dejectedly got up to leave, tears dripped down those cheeks he longed to touch.

But I guess that's just the way the story goes
You always smile but in your eyes
Your sorrow shows
Yes it shows

Oh whoa indeed, this song had better finish soon. I can do better things right now like pranking Harold, hang with Geoff, DJ and Owen, prank Harold more, flirt with Princess, and maybe prank Harold even more. Did I mention about pranking Harold? I guess not… oh, and while I prank the dweeb, I'll figure out who the hell did this to me. Seriously, out of all the things that had to happen to me, it had to be love songs. Going to cause some serious damage to whoever did this, and I don't care if they happened to be a girl, nobody messes with the hunkalicious bad boy – ME!!!

I can't live
If living is without you

His frustrated thoughts vanished into thin air as the chorus played once again. Those two main words made him keep thinking of Courtney, as if his once precious iPod that now betrayed him was trying to tell him something very important, but what?

I can't live
I can't give anymore

Stupid iPod, what are you trying to tell me? Hmm, I wonder if Courtney thinks about me, or better has dreams about me… oh yeah, that's the reason… Duncan, shut up, you look like a douche fighting with your mind. But I have to really think about it, I almost fainted and burst into tears when she was in the bottom two in that bonfire.

I can't live
If living is without you

Thank God I tried to convince everyone to vote for the bonehead instead of Princess… sooo why the hell did I do it? What made me even want to protect and save her instead? I know the guys and I always say, "Bro's before ho's," but…

I can't live
I can't give anymore

That was when it occurred to him – he may actually be developing feelings for the uptight darling, even though his mind was protesting quite the opposite. Maybe Duncan wouldn't admit it to anyone – not even to himself – but he agreed with the ending of the chorus: the chorus of a love song. Maybe he should just give in and admit it, admit the truth, admit the truth that he found Courtney smokin' hot. After Mariah belted out a high note, holding it in place, a gospel choir was heard in the background, singing all soulful, while Mariah was still holding her note in a Mariah-y way, causing Duncan to smirk.

Whoa, what a perfect combination she has: she can sing, she is hot, and she falls for the bad boys, hence my rep name. Everyone wants me, and I mean everyone, even if Princess keeps denying it, deep down her emotions tell otherwise.

I can't live
If living is without you
I can't live
I can't give anymore

Okay, so maybe Duncan did like Courtney… well he liked parts of her, did that count?

Can't live

Duncan sighed a relief as the song began to finish, her powerful voice fading away from his headphones, however he was cringing for whatever the next song was that was going to blast through his stringy speakers that were attached to his baby.

The good part, thank God that's over. The worse part, what else is to come?


Keep those songs coming, at least I have a lot to choose from. But I still don't know how many I should too, maybe around 20ish but who knows what my mind will say. How many should I do??? I know what my mind is saying now, and it's saying to go eat some cake... but we don't have any cake 0_0

And HAPPY BDAY BEKKY!!! Why I'm saying this when I know for sure she doesn't know that fanfiction exists *cue gasp* I don't know. Oh well, HAPPY BDAY!!!

You already know what time it is, hehehe.

(from the eppie Plankton)
(after SB steps on Pl by accident, and Pl is trying to pretend to be nice to SB)
Pl: Do you know what I'd really like for my birthday?
SB: A booster seat?
Pl: *over the moon expression* A booster seat? HOT DOG!
*realises that's NOT what he really wanted SB to say*
Pl: Uh... I mean... no

OMABCDEFG!!! I am writing another story!!! However, it is not a TDI fic, it's a Glee. I know I have one in the process, but this is one that came to me while Pirates of the Carribean 2 was on Channel 7 last night (if your from Aussie, then you know what I mean with the channel). Yerr, I really need some cake!!!

SMIGGLE!!!
R&R!!!