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-I don't own any of the characters... they all belong to the super-genius Masashi Kishimoto-sensei... Dattebayo!

-Only the plot is mine... mine... mine...!

-All of my published works are Un-BETA-ed... and I don't use spellchecker... I publish right after I type... at work... hahaha!

-I am so fond of punctuations...

-I am soooo into UCHIHAcest... I soooo love Sasuke and Itachi Uchiha...

This compilation of stories serves as a tribute for my favorite anime characters... The hottest anime men that ever graced the anime world (in my point of view, that is)... The gorgeous Uchiha Itachi... and the ever handsome Uchiha Sasuke... ^0^

Everything in this fic (the plot, scenes, food etc...) is a figment of my *perverted* imagination...bwahahahaha... XD

Multiple pairings aside the Uchihas... Do enjoy... R&R please... It's what keeps me going...

For Itachi and Sasuke's birthday... the stories will all be one-shot or two-shots only... because I'm really too busy at work... I can't seem to write multi-chaptered stories as of the meantime... my promotion is really hurting my fictional life (wahahaha). Anyways... I am making sure that my one-shots will be long (hopefully)... Do enjoy... Thanks for supporting me with this project. Love you guys... (^_^)

UCHIHA DIARIES

BOOK 5

From the pages of Itachi's diary

June 23, XXXX

... I have learned from past experiences that a jealous Sasuke was bad...

But a drunk and jealous Sasuke was a different story...

I think I need to get him drunk once in a while... *wink*

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SASUKE

- July 22 (Late evening, around 12 midnight... Uchiha Residence) -

Itachi was nervously walking around the living room. He arrived home hours ago and found the house dark and empty. No note of any sort was on the fridge. Sasuke didn't even call or texted him of his whereabouts. He tried to call him but the number was unattended. Sasuke never has done any of this stuff before... he would usually tell him where he was. Itachi already wanted to call the police and have a search team to look for his beloved, but hesitated in doing so. For he still had hopes that Sasuke would be arriving any minute from now... Itachi kept looking at his watch and cell phone over and over... his eyes were already sore... The hours passed, still no Sasuke came home.

Itachi was expecting a massive migraine to slam right through his head anytime now. He had been staring at his wristwatch, cellphone and their gates for too long... and in the precise order. He was going crazy... he went into the kitchen and decided to make a pot of coffee... he needed caffeine in his body or he'll go insane. He stared at the pot and waited for it to boil. He then unconsciously glanced on his wrist... a minute later, he pulled the abused mobile phone from his pocket... then by instinct, he craned his neck towards the gates... SHIT! He was already at the verge of mental and emotional deterioration. Kami! Where the heck was Sasuke?

- Pump Bar, around 11:30 in the evening -

Sai eyed Sasuke as he took a long swig from the bottle in his hand. They chatted for a while, but when the drinks arrived, it felt like Sasuke was trying to drown himself. Sai pulled one of the bottles and got a death glare from the raven. "Sai... I asked you to accompany me... not lecture me..." he grunted. "Sasuke, you're drinking far too much... you need to stop this while you can..." Sai said but Sasuke just rolled his eyes. Sai tried to do a staring approach... but Sasuke still didn't budge. He just kept ordering and ordering... Sai took a sip from his Margarita and studied the raven who was slowly getting drunk by the minute.

"Sasuke... what brought this up?" Sai asked as he looked intently at the young Uchiha. The raven stopped talking the moment the drinks were served. Sasuke looked up, his face flushed from drinking "Nothing Sai... It's none of your business..." he said in a low disgusted voice. Sai frowned, for he never saw Sasuke drink like this. They have met in parties before and Sasuke would just consume at least a small bottle or two. Next to Naruto, Sasuke spent time with Sai. They had shared a fair number of conversational meetings together, may it be scholastic or just for leisure. Sai was sure that something was bothering the raven. He can see it in his eyes.

Sasuke then got up... he was half-drunk... Sai can tell, by the way he wobbled when he tried to walk. He went to the dance floor and started dancing. Sai was looking intently at Sasuke who was busy moving along with the song. A couple of skimpily clad women went near Sasuke and joined his frenzy. The strawberry blonde woman in green held Sasuke close, their faces were just inches away. Sasuke had his eyes closed and was dancing wildly... raising his arms up and swaying with the booming song. Sasuke opened his eyes and saw the women who were trying to hold him. He frowned and pushed them away, but they came right back. So he let them be.

Sai gave out a deep sigh and stood up. He walked towards Sasuke and grabbed him from the claws of the obviously drunk females. Sasuke was now laughing... normal for a drunken man to do. He stumbled over and luckily was caught by Sai's strong arms. Sai pulled the raven up, their eyes met. Sasuke smirked and pulled Sai close with the use of his hand which was on Sai's nape. "You know Sai... you look like the reason why I'm getting drunk right now..." he said as his warm liquor-stained breath blew over Sai's face. Sai raised an eyebrow... so Sasuke was getting drunk because of a heart issue.

Sai scolded Sasuke softly "Hush, Sasuke... you're just drunk. Let's go back to our table..." he said as he gently guided the wobbly-kneed Sasuke back to their table. Sasuke was breathing deeply. As soon as he sat down, he grabbed one of the newly opened bottles of whisky and downed it right from the bottle. Sai wanted Sasuke to stop but he knew it was futile... the raven will not listen. Sai just decided to let Sasuke have his will. He knew Sasuke was a shallow drinker. Soon the raven will sleep. He can tell that Sasuke can't hold on to his alcohol content that much... Sai patiently waited for the raven to drift off.

Sasuke noticed that Sai was looking at him. "Sai... don't worry, I'm okay... I just need this..." he said groggily as he raised the bottle of whisky in his hand. Sai shook his head and sighed. They had been drinking for hours... Sasuke was now heavily drunk... he started drinking vodka earlier and added the whisky as well. Sai waited for Sasuke to fall asleep so he can take him home. After another hour, Sasuke finally closed his eyes and slumped on the table. Sai was thankful he didn't drink much. Sasuke didn't talk while he drank... he was good in keeping his problems to himself. Sai got the keys from Sasuke's pocket and went to the counter to pay the bill.

He then carried the unconscious raven towards his car. Sasuke picked him from his apartment earlier. Sai knew where Sasuke lived, so he can drop the raven home. He slowly placed Sasuke at the backseat. He then went to the driver's seat and started the car. He drove carefully...for he was a bit tipsy as well. He kept looking back, for Sasuke started moaning in his sleep. Sai noticed he was calling out someone's name... he just can't seem to decipher the name. He smirked. He wondered who the person was... that caused the great Uchiha to go sober like this.

- Uchiha Residence... July 23... around 2 am -

'Ding-dong!'

The chimes of the doorbell woke Itachi up. He fell asleep on the couch. He jumped up and quickly ran to the door. He looked at his watch and it was already 2 am. Sasuke never stayed out this late. He quickly unlocked the door and was shocked to see a man carrying Sasuke. The man looked vaguely familiar... he had the same dark hair and eyes and pale complexion as they had. "Itachi Uchiha?" the tall man asked as Itachi who nodded opened the door wider and motioned him to come in. Itachi looked intently as the man placed Sasuke carefully on the couch. He looked at Itachi and handed him the car keys and Sasuke's cell phone.

"Thank you for bringing him home..." Itachi said as he looked at Sai. Sai knew that Itachi was Sasuke's brother. He had seen him once, during Sasuke's graduation. Now that he was up close, he found out that the Uchiha brothers have a lot in common. "Not a problem... He called me and invited me for a drink... he got carried away. He even kept mumbling... I just didn't catch what he was saying..." Sai said with a soft chuckle. Itachi looked at the pale man "Would you like some coffee?" he offered and the man nodded. He led Sai to the kitchen "By the way... I didn't get your name..." he said. "The name is Sai, Itachi-kun..." he answered with a smile on his lips.

Itachi was glad he made a pot of coffee earlier. He got a cup and poured Sai one. He handed the steaming cup to the man who nodded his thanks. "Sai... did he talk to you about his problem?" Itachi asked as he poured himself a cup. Sai shook his head "No Itachi-kun... he wouldn't open up..." the man sighed. Itachi looked at Sasuke's sleeping figure and turned back to Sai "Does he drink... frequently... with... you?" Itachi asked softly and Sai laughed. His laugh had that certain hint of huskiness that made Itachi shiver. "No... It was a surprise that he called me... I mean we know each other, but we are not drinking buddies..." Sai said in between chuckles.

Itachi nodded. He turned his gaze towards Sasuke who was slightly snoring on the couch. Sai got up as soon as he finished his coffee "I better get going now Itachi-kun..." he said as he bowed politely. Itachi got up as well "Let me at least give you a ride home..." he said but Sai shook his head "No it's okay... tend over Sasuke... I'll just get a cab." he said with a smile. Itachi led him out and waited by the gate until Sai got a cab. As the cab left, Itachi locked the gate and went back to the house. As soon as he locked the doors, he felt someone grab him from behind. His mouth was held shut. Itachi gasped for breath when he heard "Tachi...you owe me, big time!" the voice growled.

He felt warm breath all over his nape. Itachi shivered 'Who the heck was this person behind him? It can't be Sasuke... he was still asleep before Sai left just a couple of minutes ago..' he thought. "Itachi-kun... how can you lie to me?" the hoarse voice asked. Itachi tried his best to recognize the voice. How can he answer the question when his mouth was shut? His attacker finally realized that he was muted "I'll free your mouth... don't scream..." the voice demanded. Itachi nodded and he then felt the harsh hand leave his mouth and jaw. "Sasuke?" he asked breathlessly "Hn, who where you expecting? Your pretty little redhead?" Sasuke growled.

So that's it! Itachi now knew that Sasuke was jealous. Everything was coming in. He now remembered Sasuke mention earlier that he will be going around town. He must have seen him with Sasori earlier... Yes! That's when he called. He was actually watching them and he lied right before his eyes. "Sasuke... koibito... I... let's talk about this..." he pleaded and he felt Sasuke tighten his grip on his arms. "Shut up Itachi... I caught you red-handed... you deserved to be punished... until you can't see anyone else but me!" He said gruffly... a hint of amusement was heard on Sasuke's liquor-coated voice. Itachi had to gulp on that one.

They were still in the garage, which was in between the house and the gate. Sasuke held Itachi and began ravishing his brother's neck from behind. Itachi didn't fight... he was feeling to damn good at the moment. The combination of excitement, fear and lust was unbelievably hitting him hard. A soft moan escaped his lips. He then heard Sasuke chuckle "Moaning already? Does he make you feel like this?" he asked huskily as he licked the junction between Itachi's collar bone and jaw line still from behind. "Koibito... you don't know what your doing..." he whimpered "Oh, really? You really think I don't know what I'm doing?" he coaxed the flushed Itachi.

Sasuke's warm hands started to unbutton Itachi's shirt. Itachi closed his eyes... he was loving the feeling of fear running through his veins. Sasuke never acted this dominant before. It was a first for both. "Sasuke...don't..." he called out to his brother but Sasuke refused to listen to his pleads. He was drunk and controlled only by his emotions. Itachi accepted all the rough kisses Sasuke was literally marking him all over. Itachi was getting goose bumps all over his body. Sasuke then made him face him. Itachi took a deep breath the moment he saw Sasuke. He was now staring at the smirking, lust-filled eyes of the most handsome drunk devil the world has ever created.

- July 23... the garage... around 3 am - part 1 -

Sasuke attacked Itachi, kissing him fiercely that he wasn't able to stop the ferocity. Itachi whimpered and moaned in between the fiery kiss. His whole body shivered with fear and delight. Sasuke never showed this confidence before... well he was always the seme...but... Kami! It felt wonderful to be under someone this domineering. Sasuke claimed his lips... jaw and neck over and over... Itachi could smell the trail of alcohol incorporated in Sasuke's breath... Itachi was getting extremely excited with what was happening to them. He wanted Sauske to claim him... that thought had been running in his mind for days now.

Itachi gasped as he felt Sasuke's hands fondling him. God, it felt good... he would be damned if he denied that fact. Sasuke leaned and kissed him... this time the roughness was gone... Sasuke's kisses were now soft and teasing. Itachi opened his mouth, allowing Sasuke's invasion. His back was against the cold metal of Sasuke's midnight Ferrari. Softly he heard Sasuke talk to him "Nii-san..." the masculine voice came out somewhat like a plea. "Yes koibito?" he answered him. Sasuke looked up, although the grogginess seemed to have faded off, Itachi knew that Sasuke was still tipsy.

"Am I not enough for you?" the question made Itachi smile. Disgusted with the reaction Sasuke gripped Itachi's arms "Don't smile at me... I am asking you something..." he growled. "Koibito... you know that I love you... you know how much I do..." he started to say but Sasuke gritted his teeth "Then why did you lie to me?" he yelled. Itachi sighed "Koibito... that guy you saw me with... that's Sasori..." he said with a smile. Sasuke's eyes became rounded with shock. He knew Sasori by name... he was Itachi's closest friend during college. He remembered that the man was an orphan and studied in between jobs to graduate.

"I... I didn't know that..." he admitted and Itachi gently kissed his forehead "Told you earlier that you don't know what you're doing..." he teased the younger man. Sasuke blushed "But why did he have his arm on you?" he asked. "Sasuke... Sasuke... Sasuke..." Itachi softly laughed as he shook his head. "If you saw us, why didn't you confront us right there and then..." he teased. "I am not into public scandals..." he defended himself. Itachi held Sasuke lovingly... "My dear koibito... you just don't know the reason why I needed to see him... everything was for you..." he said as his thumb traced the outline of Sasuke's lower lip.

"For me? What do you mean?" he asked as he frowned. He eyed Itachi and saw that the long-haired raven was smiling. "I needed to know the results of the exam before you do..." he said as he kissed Sasuke's forehead again. "And why is that?" he asked as he sighed. "So I can get you a perfect gift... for the result and for your birthday..." he said with a grin. "My birthday? Really nii-san... you don't need to..." he said "Oh, but I insist..." Itachi said as he leaned over and kissed Sasuke... clearing his tipsiness away. Sasuke kissed his brother back gently "So you have the results already?" he asked as he softly nibbled Itachi's lower lip.

"Yes I do my love..." he grinned as he stared into Sasuke's eyes. Sasuke's dark eyes glistened with excitement "Really nii-san?" he asked eagerly, standing up straight. Itachi chuckled and nodded. Sasuke pouted "Tell me... did I pass?" he asked as he frowned. His tipsiness and jealousy were all gone as his senses came back. Itachi smiled as he glanced at his beloved "Can I save it for tomorrow?" he asked seductively as he leaned over and captured Sasuke's lips. "Any clues? Please? Even just a small one? Did I pass?" Sasuke pleaded as he kissed Itachi some more "Tomorrow koibito... tomorrow..." Itachi murmured under his breath.

Sasuke sensed the need Itachi was having. He was feeling it as well... after all, he started something earlier and he needed to continue it "But nii-san... it's already early morning... doesn't it already count as tomorrow already?" Sasuke said as he flashed a smile. Itachi smiled back "How about after this?" He asked as he pulled Sasuke for a kiss. Sasuke got the message. He kissed Itachi hungrily... meeting the exact level of need and passion his brother was having as of the moment. They were silenced by their actions... their tongues danced... teasing and tasting at the same time.

Itachi started to unbutton Sasuke's shirt off... earning a soft moan from his now just slightly drunk brother. Their bodies glistened under the moonlight... both were sported naked upper torsos. Their love making was passionate and slow "Happy birthday koibito..." Itachi murmured huskily as his velvet voice sent shivers of pleasure all over Sasuke's physique. "Nii-san... thank you... and I'm sorry about earlier..." Sasuke said sweetly with his eyes closed as he savored the delicious things Itachi was pleasuring him with as of the moment. "Sasuke..." Itachi called out as he raised his lips from their kiss. "Yes?" the younger asked breathlessly as he stared at his brother's dark lust-filled eyes.

"Sasuke... I have been curious..." Itachi started as he started to trace his fingers over Sasuke's exposed chest. "About what, nii-san?" he asked as tiny goose bumps played over his skin. Itachi smiled and pulled Sasuke closer. He placed his lips on Sasuke's ear and whispered so lightly. Sasuke's eyes grew rounded with astonishment "Nii-san..." he said and Itachi nodded "I meant what I just said... I really do..." he replied with a sly grin "Please?" he begged. Sasuke looked at Itachi "Nii-san... are you sure..." and he got a nod "Yes I am... definitely..." he coaxed Sasuke as he ran his hands from Sasuke's chest down to his crotch and gently cupped it. Sasuke had to gasp at that.

~TBC~

Maybe... this will be the only book Sasuke will have his way with Itachi...

Well that is "maybe"... *wink-wink*

Thanks for still being with lazy old me...

Book 5 will be nothing without you guys...

Love you...

R and R please… tnx…

PS

Koibito...where are you?

I can't wait for you this long...

I'll go crazy...

:(