"Chopper!!! Chopper!!!!!!! CHOPPER!!! We aren't playing anymore! It's dinner! If you don't hurry, Luffy's gonna eat yours! And MINE!!"
There was still no reply to the sniper from their animalistic doctor.
"Chopper!!! FOR FUCKS SAKE CHOPPER IF YOU DON'T COME OUT SOON IMMA GO SOGEKING – ah, - GO GET SOGEKING TO KICK YOU ARSE ALL THE WAY TO OBLIVION- oh, hey Robin- AND HE WILL SHOOT YOU UP THE ARSE SO MANY TIMES YOU WILL THINK THAT- CHOPPER WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN AND WHY ARE YOU COMING OUT OF...The girls' room?!?!?!"
"Oh, hey Usopp. I was, erm, just helping, um, Nami, to um, she had, um, a stomach ache! Yes she had a stomach ache! ... Usopp? Hey Uso-!"
The sniper glared at the reindeer with such intensity he had only ever given Kuro, not that Chopper knew the Straw-Hats then, so that made it that much scarier.
"In all the time I've known you, Chopper, you have never lied. Why start now? Why are you lying? Lying is BAD. You should NEVER lie. EVER. I thought I was your friend. I guess not. Dinner's ready."
Usopp turned from Chopper and walked up onto the deck leaving his Nakama behind.
Some of you may have noticed that my updates are very erratic. This is because I am a lazy Fuck. No questions asked. (: AJS