For some reason, my brain is refusing to function enough to write Nami, Luffy, Zoro, or Franky. So, instead, I bring you... Ace! AJS
"Barman! Gimme 10 lots of everything you got! NOW!"
"But, Mr. Ace, you cleared us out yesterda-"
"I SAID NOW BASTARD!!" The whole room flinched as Portgas D. Ace slammed his hands on the bar top "DUDE!! I haven't slept in DAYS because after I DIED Shanks took me to some random resurrection person and because the first thing I said was 'LUFFY!!' and not 'THANK YOU CRAZY LADY!' She cursed me never to sleep and I always used to sleep, I was fucking narcleptic! Now I'm hungry, so get me some goddamn FOOD !!"
"Dude, Ace, My son, Chill! Let's raid their kitchen for sake- FOOD and then let's get the hell off this island, go see the crazy lady, then kick shanks' ass, yes?" Ace looked up at his idol and nodded slowly.
"Ok pops."
And with that, Ace and Whitebeard destroyed 3 bars and 13 restaurants, all without the power of the power of the Guru-Guru and Mera-Mera no mis.
I am not pleased. I might write it again later. :/ AJS