Hey all! Sorry for the lengthy time between updates; I hope I can cut down on those in the near future. :) But this is the second chapter of The Real World Konoha; I hope you all enjoy it!!!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or the Real World

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"This is my first interview?… or whatever you'd call it. And I have to admit," A shaggy brown haired man spoke into camera; he had a smirk on his face. "The chicks here are definitely way hotter than at home."

"And this house; I can't believe this place…"

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Everyone sat around in the living room, either sprawled on the couches or the floor. Temari and Kiba were sharing a love seat , Kiba was eating a large sandwich while Temari watched eagerly.

On the couch next to them, Sakura had somehow found her way in between Neji and Sasori; Naruto had dragged himself into the living room, and was laying on his back on the floor.

Across from the three sat Deidara and Ino; they still hadn't stopped staring at each other. Sai was leaning against one of the couches.

"So I guess this is where we introduce ourselves, huh?" Temari asked while glancing at the group. "Maybe just like where we all came from, what we do, yada yada yada. Got it?"

"Sure," Sakura said with a smile. "I guess I can go first. I'm Sakura Haruno; before this get's asked, yes pink is my natural color hair. I currently live in New York; and Ino is my friend."

"I guess I can go next," Sasori stated from next to Sakura. "I'm Sasori; my last name really doesn't matter. I hail from Los Angeles, where I know Deidara. I am an artist, and I have a twin brother."

"My name is Neji Hyuuga," Neji spoke from the other side of Sakura. "I am from Japan, though I have studied in the United States. I am a business man, or that is what I am studying to be, because my Uncle owns a very pristine company."

"Yeah, he owns Hyuuga Enterprise, right?" Kiba spoke up as he stood; he walked over to the bar and nodded to the other cast members. "Drinks anyone?"

"Yes," Neji said with a nod; he smiled lightly. "To both questions actually."

"Right-o," Ino stated while giving Kiba a nod. "Drink for me, too, please. Well, I'm Ino Yamanaka, and I also come from New York. Sakura forgot to add this, so I will; Sakura and I are both studying to become doctors… I'm actually thinking about cutting out early to become a nurse, but Sak's going to ride it out."

"A doctor?" Neji asked as he gave Sakura a slight eyebrow raise. "I wouldn't have expected that…"

"With her hair color I would have considered Ugly to be in the stripping profession," Sai spoke from his spot against the couch. Sakura glared toward the raven haired man, while he just gave her a fake grin.

"Can you be anymore rude, idiot?" Ino stated while slapping Sai in the back of his head.

"I need a drink," Sakura stated while she stood. "What are you making over there, Kiba?"

"I'm kind of just mixing things," Kiba said with a goofy smile. "It's what I do at work."

"Where do you work?" Temari asked while she and Sakura walked up to the bar.

"I'm actually a bartender, believe it or not," Kiba said with a smirk. "And I come from New Jersey. My last name is Inuzuka; my mom owns all the dog rescue agencies around New York."

"That's really cute," Deidara commented sarcastically from beside Kiba; he too had stood up for a drink. "You're such a big hero."

"And you're a cocky prick," Kiba stated with a slight glare. "And what do you do, you bastard?"

"I am an artist," Deidara spoke with a dreamy sigh; his mood changed dramatically when he heard Sasori snort from across the room. "The real kind of art, not the fake kind like Sasori creates."

"You know art is everlasting," Sasori stated with a bored sigh. "Deidara you are a fool to think otherwise."

"Sasori! Don't you dare start this!" Deidara yelled back from the bar. "I've had it up to here with you and your fake art."

"Guys," Sakura stated with two drinks in her hand. She walked up to Sasori and Neji and gave them each one. "We really shouldn't be fighting right now; I mean we just got here. Let's look around the mansion a bit more."

"That sounds good, Sak," Ino said while she grabbed Deidara's arm. "Dei and I will go outside and look around."

"But you haven't even heard anything about me yet!" Naruto whined from his spot on the carpet.

"We actually haven't heard anything from Temari, either," Sakura said with a small smile. "But I think splitting up would be the best thing right now… I really don't want Deidara and Sasori at each other's throats."

"Agreed," Ino sang as she grabbed hold of Deidara's forearm. She gently tugged it, and Deidara soon followed her outside.

"Okay then," Sakura stated as she downed her drink. She nodded her thanks towards Kiba and then grabbed hold of Sasori's hand. "Where would you like to go?"

Sasori blushed a light red but held onto Sakura's hand. "Would a walk be okay?" Sasori asked almost timidly.

"Sure," Sakura smiled as the two exited out the front. Sakura was about to close the door, when a figure blocked the door's closing.

"Would it be alright if I went with you?" Neji's lean frame could be seen as he closed the door behind them.

"I'm fine with that," Sakura said as her smile widened. "What about you Sasori?"

Sasori's eyes narrowed slightly, but he nodded his consent. Sakura let her hand slip out of Sasori's fingers as she started to walk along their driveway.

"Don't you think it's beautiful here?" Sakura asked to the males behind her. "I can't believe the scenery here."

"…But it's weird having all the cameras around us," a loud voice could be heard from behind them. Sakura, Sasori and Neji turned around to see Naruto trailing behind them with the camera crew.

Neji groaned. "Why did you follow us, dobe?"

"I want to be with Sakura-Chan too!" Naruto yelled as he tried to push both Neji and Sasori away from her.

Sakura blushed lightly and tried to ignore the cameras behind her. "Um, maybe we should be exploring the house some more…" Sakura said quietly.

"Come on Sakura-Chan!" Naruto said while reaching for her hand. "It's almost six; we can go to a bar and dance!"

Sakura smiled. "I think dancing sounds good; Sasori, Neji what do you think?"

The two nodded, and the group of four turned back toward the house. Once they entered, Naruto let out a loud scream. "We're going to a bar!"

Kiba, Temari, and Sai glanced in from the living room. "We're going to a bar?" Kiba asked with a smirk as he glanced toward Temari. "We should go change then."

Before Kiba could finish his sentence, Temari had grabbed Sakura's hand, and the two girls were racing up the stairs.

"Did you bring anything sexy, Sakura?" Temari asked as she practically leaped into their room.

Sakura smirked and nodded toward her bag. "I do believe I have," Sakura said while walking over to her bag. She opened the bag, and a tight black shirt could be seen.

"Meow," Temari commented from the other side of the room. She had pulled out a see-through red thong.

"I wouldn't be talking," Sakura stated while Temari flung her thong at Sakura. "I'm changing in the bathroom!"

Sakura giggled as she left her and Temari's room. Walking down a few doors, Sakura opened the door and walked inside. She froze when she found a wet Neji with a towel wrapped around his lower region.

"…?" Neji raised his eyebrows as Sakura stared open mouthed at him. He smirked when a bright red blush stained Sakura's features. "May I help you, Sakura?"

Sakura epped, and practically ran out of the bathroom and back into her and Temari's room. Temari's eyebrow rose as Sakura came in while, her (Temari) was pulling a shirt over her head. "Why do you look like a tomato?"

"…I just saw Neji practically naked," Sakura said with a deep sigh. Temari started to snicker.

"Shut up Tem," Sakura said while taking off her shirt.

"I don't even know why you wanted to change in the bathroom anyway," Temari stated as she pulled on some tight skinny jeans. "We're both girls, stupid."

"I didn't know if you wanted privacy or not," Sakura stated as she stripped off her shirt. Her bra was a vibrant lime green, and clashed with her vibrantly with her pink hair.

"Just get dressed," Temari laughed as she put on her black high heels. Sakura smiled and pulled her black shirt on. She quickly pulled on her mini jean skirt along with her red pumps.

"Too dressy?" She asked Temari as she looked in the mirror. Temari appeared behind her and shook her head. "No, you look hot; Neji and Sasori are definitely going to like this."

"I don't know what you're talking about," Sakura said as she walked to her luggage again. She pulled out a black sweater and threw it on.

"Don't give me that, Sakura," Temari stated as she pulled on her own sweater. "You know they both have the hotts for you."

"I still don't know what you're talking about," Sakura said as she walked toward the door. A slight smirk appeared on Sakura's face as Temari followed her. "But I have noticed Kiba, and how he acts like a lost puppy around you."

Temari flushed red as Sakura shot out of the bedroom. "Don't you dare change the subject Sakura!" Temari yelled as she raced after the elusive pink haired female. "You get your ass back here Sakura!"

Sakura snickered as she flew down the stairs, but her smile faulted as she tripped on one of the stairs, and literally did fly in the air down the rest of the stairs.

"I'm not complaining, but it always seems like we're meeting each other this way," a body commented as Sakura connected with it. Sakura looked up into the deep lilac eyes of Neji Hyuuga.

"Sorry Neji," Sakura said as a light blush appeared on her cheeks. Neji smirked, but let her go. "I was running from Temari."

"And you obviously didn't run fast enough," Sasori commented amusedly as he appeared next to Neji.

"She's right behind me, isn't she?" Sakura asked with wide eyes. Neji and Sasori both nodded simultaneously. "Temari not now; we'll talk when we get home."

"Sure we will Sakura," Temari stated with a slight accusing tone. "Sure we will."

"Is everyone ready?" Ino asked as she, too, came bounding down the stairs. She had a tight fitting tank top with a white mini skirt.

"Yep," Kiba stated with a smirk; his eyes roaming the girls' figures. "I called a taxi service. The service said they would be able to take us to a kick ass bar."

"Awesome!" Naruto yelled as the group exited the house. "I can't wait to see you dance, Sakura-Chan!"

Sakura was yet again blushing, but she walked silently to the taxi.

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"This is my first time in the confessional," the pink haired woman stated as she sat in a large red chair. "I'm really excited to be here on the show. Everyone seems so nice here… except maybe Sai.

"I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to say in these things but I guess I'll start on what I think about everyone else. Temari's awesome; I'm really glad we're roommates. Kiba seems like a nice guys; so does Deidara and Naruto.

"This is really weird because I haven't had a crush since tenth grade, but I do find Neji and Sasori very attractive… I doubt it will go anywhere though."

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