Title: Puppies and Dragons

Disclaimer: Yugi loves purple, Duke loves green, I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh!, please don't be mean

Rating: T

Chapter: Haircuts

Summary: Jo-Jo needs a haircut

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"Get that away from me!!"

"Calm down, pup. This won't hurt at all."

"Says you! Ya don't hafta do this!"

"I do it every month, puppy. You can handle it."

"Let me go!!"

"I can bite, if you keep squirming."

"I know, ya ba—ahh! That's cold!!"

"Almost done."

"Hurry up! I don't wanna do this!"

"Finished."

Jou sprinted out of the salon as fast as his little legs could take him. Seto stood with his arms crossed next to the stylist, snippets of the blonde's hair on the floor around them.

"Stupid mutt can't even get a haircut," Seto muttered, walking off after his boyfriend.

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Ha ha! Wasn't what ya expected, was it?

R & R please!! (for you fanfiction newbies out there, that means read and review)