"Franky-san?"
"Yes?"
"What are you doing?"
"What does it look like, idiot."
"Well, it looks like you're pouring cola off the side of the ship like it's going out of fashion, while drinking Yazoo milkshakes at an alarming rate."
Franky nodded, "Yep, that sounds about right."
"So, er, why?"
"... Because I can!"
"Right. Do carry on. Would you like some background music?"
"No, why would I want that? Do you think I'm not awesome enough? Huh?"
"Ah, no, I'll be leaving then"
"That's what I thought."
Ahhh, I'm losing the will to live.
I don't like this one either.
Last chap next!
Nothing will be explained!
Want a sneak preview?
Tough! I haven't written it yet :D
.AJS