"Sanji! I'm huuuungry! I want food!"
"Shut up shitty rubber thing! Nami and Robin first!"
"But Sanji-"
"Alright, come in the rest of you louts!"
"YES!"
The nine Straw Hat pirates settled themselves around the table, all but one guarding their plates, only to relax, when realising halfway through, that no hands were stealing their food. The owner of these usual roaming hands just staring at his plate, a confused look on his face.
"Sanji?"
"Luffy."
"Where are my vegetables?" Six of the nine fainted in shock that the word 'vegetable' was even in Luffy's vocabulary, let alone he was asking for them.
"I haven't given you any vegetables since I met you, Luffy."
"But why?"
"Because you never eat them!" This was everyone excluding Robin, who was sipping her drink, a bemused look on her face.
"...But, Sanji! I'm a vegetarian!"
Chopper had to fix nine people that day.
Seven (including himself) for shock and extreme migraines.
One for choking on coffee.
One for drowning.
Wooo!
I am DONE!
Well, no, but from now on, this is REQUEST ONLY. If you want a character done, let me know which, and what trait I should switch, and I'll see what I can do :)
If you feel a particular chapter hasn't been done well let me know, I'll need to edit some anyway.