One Night Standing

A/N: I Don't own Naruto

Chapter Three- Real cops, To Hell!

Previously:

Seriously, people in the crowd around me were snapping pictures on their phones, whistling, laughing, and shouting cheers for me to continue. Then, What. The. Hell!

I was picked off the ground by…Hidan!

Present:

Sure as hell, Hidan picked me up, reason why I don't know. Why he's here, I don't know. Why would the band member performing need a ticket anyway when they're the one's on stage?

"What the fuck?!" He shouted, his slicked back silver hair flipping upward in an attempt to free itself from the hair gel.

Obviously I wasn't about to say anything, so I guess my eyes told the tale, which Hidan read quite easily. I wouldn't of thought a Jashinist would be an eye reader (A/N: Yeah, weird O.o) like he is.

Evidently he wasn't alone because there were three cops with him. Obviously he must've been in trouble for god knows what reason.

Soon, I found out that some snitch in the crowd busted me. What's worse is they're trying to take me into custody. My reaction was well…

"Hell No! Get the shit away from me you bastards!" I screamed as I wrestled with the two, cops.

Yes, two cops. I mean What. The. Hell! Sasori was dressed up as a sheriff! Why, I have no earthly idea as to why and when they started this.

"Shut your yelling girl!" One cop yelled.

"Shit No!" I countered.

This was quite an interesting scene for the band members Hidan and Sasori. I was currently punching the shit out of the first officer the whole appearance smeared.

I mean literally, smeared. My eyeliner was running down my face as the flurries picked up, soon becoming a near white out.

But, why the hell not? Beating the freakin' shit out of two officers to get a ticket just shows how dedicated I am to do so.

"Oh my God did you see that?!" Hidan screeched at Sasori as I roundhouse kicked the second and last officer.

My move obviously was absolutely necessary because I was pissed off! Hidan was on the ground laughing his sexy ass off while Sasori was smirking but at the same time shocked and wide-eyed.

Did I mention all the girls in line for concert tickets trying to rape the two not-cops also known as Sasori and Hidan.

Hidan quickly jumped from the ground as the female population started filing in and surrounding him and his friend.

"Oh, fuck." He muttered as he was attacked.

"Shit." Was all Sasori could say as they surrounded him, his body pressed against the officer car.

Now, I was just watching. I still had questions for them as to why the hell were they here and not inside. So, I guess it's time for some bitch bashing.

Once I managed to get to Sasori, his face was petrified with fear of gang rape. But, I just might be able to save him.

"Stop!" I shouted, trying to get the attention of said fangirls.

One bitch, I think her name was Karin from highschool slapped me. I was pissed again. What. The. Hell! I couldn't believe that stupid damn whore slapped me, and hurt. If my face wasn't totally screwed up make-up and all, I'm pretty sure it would've been in the worst scowl rivaling Deidara's.

"Just so you know bitch, I don't slap back like a pussy." Next thing she knew, my fist connected with her jaw.

I mean it really connected. The contact with my fist made a horrifyingly delightful cracking sound as her jaw was broken and misaligned. All I could think of was she ain't gonna be talking for a while.

This move I just made with a one-hit knock out was pretty much all I needed, really. I found that everyone looked my way when Karin smacked me, so they saw the exchange of the blows.

Of course Sasori and Hidan watched too in mild interest. I've taken down one random dude, two cops, and a bitch in probably less than ten minutes. I was on fire!

The female population quickly dispersed as the reality of Karin's injury came to truth. They were scared of me. It was sort of a pleasant feeling though.

To know that it was around forty or thirty-nine degrees outside, I jarred my left hand to no end in pumbling people and it was swollen, plus my appearance to the two band members was pretty much a one, if that, I was proud of myself.

I did my good deed for the day, saving two popular use-to-be classmates from sure rape. But as I always say, 'there are the downsides to every accomplishment.'

I beat up two cops. I, Sakura Haruno, beat up two cops! Absurd, I've never been in this much trouble outside of school in my life!

Actually, I don't even see Sasori or Hidan even considering me a small reward, but I wouldn't see that of them anyways. They had too much pride and dignity to admit I rescued them.

"Hey, you're the chick who knocked me out, un."

What. The. Hell! That was Deidara's voice! I turn around to see him sporting bruise on his cheek, and officer uniform in a messed up manner on his body, and his hair slightly hanging out of its ponytail.

Right next to him was Itachi with his hat crooked atop of his head, hair frizzed from the wind and dampness, holding his ribcage.

"Oh, shit!" Karma hates me, that's final. There were no real cops at all. It was Deidara, Sasori, Hidan, and….Itachi! How in Hell's name did they get a patrol car and uniforms?! More so, how did I manage to beat the shit out of Itachi and Deidara?!

Geez, I could be sent to prison for battering famous people, random fangirls and a bastard. But, they can be sent to prison for jacking cop apparel and shit.

It's only about three o'clock in the afternoon and doomed to never get a damn ticket! So, anyways, forgetting my most likely true facts of life, I apologized.

"Hee, hee, um, sorry guys for all the battering I've caused you." They seemed to be taking it quite well because they were lounging about the patrol car now.

"Why would you need to say sorry for, hotty?" Sasori asked from his position in the passenger seat, the door opened.

"W-well, I kinda beat the shit out of Deidara and Itachi and you've all seen me beat the hell out of two other people, so I guess last impressions are needed?" I shyly explained.

"Huh? What do ya mean by last impressions? Wouldn't it be like, first impressions or something, un?" Dei inquired, positively confused.

Well, one thing's for certain. My pink hair and green eyes must not've been a beacon of any sort. They didn't recognize me that I went to highschool with them, or the fact that I'm Ino's friend which is Deidara's ex-girlfriend.

"Ughh, we went to the same highschool, Konoha High?" I said trying to jog their memory.

"Hn, Sakura Haruno, is it not?" Itachi answered from his spot leaning on the hood.

"Bingo." Was all I responded before digging in my pocket for my IPod.

When I did manage to get it out of said pocket it was damp from the still-falling snow. Just great. I stuck the device back into my other pocket to shield it from the on coming snow.

"Well, I guess we have to reward you for saving us, don't we guys?" Hidan asked, amazingly not cussing.

'Yes, a chance for a ticket! Plus, it ain't even dark yet! Cha!' Inner Me chanted.

It truly was, a miracle. But, once I found out what the reward was, well I had a whole different opinion…

A/N:

Yep, cliffhanger!

I'm probably just gonna work on this one fic for now since I've got the plot in my mind.

So, next chapter will be up whenever…

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