One Night Standing

Sapphire: Sorry I didn't update sooner. It's just I wrote it but was too lazy to login in and upload it, sorry I'm ashamed…

Sakura: …Drama Queen….

Sapphire: Hey! Am not!

Sakura: Sure your not….anyways, Sapphire-Chan doesn't own Naruto or any other characters, only the plot…

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~Sakura and other people talking: Here…

~Inner Sakura: Like this

~Sakura arguing with Inner Self: This Way…

~Regular words: Same as Talking

Previously:

All I was really wondering was what the night was gonna be like. I'm already familiar with Konoha's drug dealers and drunks from night shifts at jobs but I've never really stood there and watched it pass me by.

Who said it wouldn't interfere with my chances of completing my mission…

Presently:

Okay, it's only sleeting, no big deal. Oh, who am I kidding everything is wrong! I beat up the band that's gonna be performing because they tried to rape me and now I'm still waiting to get a ticket…Hey, where the hell did they get that tent?!

That's right the two people in front of me pulled out a tent from thin air practically! "Stupid smart assholes." I muttered to myself, my breath leaving a white puff in the air.

"How can they be stupid if they're smart asses, dumbass?" she stated matter-of-factly.

"Hmm, you're right, somehow. And I am not a dumbass!" I complained right back.

This is the point where I had to let out the huge sigh that had built itself in me like three hours ago, this is no fun or fair.

I flipped out my IPod, turned it on scanned for an Akatsuki song that kinda made me think about my current position, "Chasing Clouds" yep, all about wanting to be in the big leagues…seems like they made it there all right.

Going to bars even though they're under aged, paparazzi, fangirls, fame, etc. the works, they really have everything. God, it sucks being me sometimes…

A couple minutes later, the street lights started to flicker on as the sun dove down behind the buildings. I guess this is where it gets messy and little exciting.

I don't know why but one thing I always wanted to ask a teacher before I graduated was whether or not they had a life after school days. I mean, love affairs, dates, lives!

But, then again, I never thought I'd see Kakashi and Gemna walk out of that bar across the street either.

Truth be told, I'd never even think of Asuma being a drug dealer but, now that I think about it, he always did have droopy eyes, a cigarette, and a lazy appearance.

Guess all that was because he deals crack and shit because I swear I just saw him walk by with to guys wearing bandanas over their faces.

All of this realization is kinda creepy, if you ask me. I always presumed that the board of education had hired real teachers, you know, the kind that teach, that're certified, and with no criminal record.

"Wow. I'm feeling mislead now…sorta depressing to find out your old teachers hang out at bars and clubs in their spare time." Yep, I was misled…

"Seriously, you'd think they'd have dignity at least…Holy shit! Is Kakashi coming over here?! Hide, he'll rape us! He reads Porno!!!"

Inner me kinda over-reacted…would Kakashi really do something like that? He always has that mask on so he can't be drunk, right? Inner? Where the hell did you go?

I guess I'll just fend for myself then but she was right, he is coming towards me. I turned off my IPod and slipped it back into my now skin tight jeans, courtesy to the hell-like weather.

I was previously leaning against the pole and now I was alert and ready for any old teachers that may try to make a move on me…Holy Shit in a bottle! Is that Kurenai-sensei?!

Oh my Kami's sake! My old art teacher was in a strip club, pole dancing, for cash. Doesn't she get paid enough as a teacher? God, my eyes! Damn it, bad mental image!!!

"Ughh." I grumbled to myself. Ino was right, they do have a double life, just hers involved cheesy soap operas and school conventions.

"Hey therrre, Sakurrra." Kakashi slurred as he spoke from behind me.

I gasped. What. The. Hell! How in world did he get there without me noticing, and more importantly, why is he sniffing me?!

"Uhh, umm, nice to see you too, Kakashi." I tried to keep my cool and not start screaming when he placed a hand on my thigh gingerly drawing circles on my damp pants.

"You know, drrrinking a bit, having fun with Gemna and Gai." He whispered in my ear, pulling me into an embrace.

I was on edge because I could bluntly smell the scent of alcohol on his breath and him. I hat alcohol, Ino tried to force me to try some and it was disgusting and too bitter!

I tried to make eye contact with anyone for them to see my silent pleas but there was no one behind me and the couple in front was doing something inappropriate in their tent…eww.

Everyone seemed oblivious to the fact of my discomfort and Kakashi's little drunken mind. I was screaming for my inner to help me only to find her in the very dark corner of my mind with a nightlight and teddy bear.

How pathetic, now what else could go wrong…I guess I shouldn't have said that, because, here comes Gemna out of the club Kurenai was in.

I always knew Gemna was a player because he flirted with some of the girls and the teachers on a regular basis while I had him in classes.

To see what he was like outside of a umm, school department is like, bad, for me anyways.

"Hey there, Haruno, whatcha doing here just standing around?" Gemna asked me leaning so close to my face that our noses touched.

One thing I found out was he wasn't drunk at all. He smelled remotely like cinnamon gum and… cedar maybe? Then came reality, once again.

He crashed his lips onto mine in a matter of seconds and I fell into kakashi's chest all at once. He forced my lips apart and stuck his tongue into my mouth and roamed through, fighting with my tongue.

I was right, he did smell like cinnamon, tastes like it too. My tongue lost the intimate battle because, Kakashi passed out and without his support I fell backwards, onto his form.

This didn't seem to distract Gemna though because he continued to tease me by biting down on my bottom lip and move his damp, yet warm hand under the shirt. Oh, Kami, what bad shit did I do to get in this predicament?

Just as he broke for air his tongue re-entered my mouth, placing something in the pocket of my jaw. Then, lifted me up and slid a slip of paper in my back pocket, groping me in the process.

He smirked, and as he left, he dragged Kakashi's limp form with him.

After he was out of sight I reached in and pulled out a piece of cinnamon flavored gum from my mouth and threw it as far as I could.

The piece of paled red gum landed on the hood of some car parked in a 'No Parking Zone', figures…the police weren't very constant at keeping the law in check.

Next, I shivered. It felt as though someone was watching me intently like I was some sort of prey. Goosebumps ran up and down my arms and legs as I tried to bring my mind away from the dark thoughts that surfaced.

Said thoughts were about Orochimaru the school's pedophile, child molesting, snake-like Michael Jackson wannabe.

He was fired because TenTen's parents complained about him trying to seduce her after tying her up. Just the thought of him being that sick was skin curling.

I decided that there was no way that the weather was gonna send mercy to be and my soaked-to-the-core self, so I was thinking about trying to find shelter.

I wasn't about to be hit on by any of my other old teachers, ones like Gai, drug-dealing Asuma, or even Jiraiya, the porno author.

They damn ticket crew won't even start selling tickets again until tomorrow morning anyhow. Wandering around may be a good idea, or not…it isn't even 9:00 tonight yet, well, according to my cell phone anyways.

Yes, going into some shop for shelter has to be a better idea than catching pneumonia out in this shit. Maybe even buy something to drink or an umbrella too.

After all, I stole enough cash from Hidan that I could buy about three dozen tickets and a box of donuts. Yep, once I knocked him out, his wallet slung out too, so why not? Free cash is okay in my books.

After I started off, my mind was made up and it seemed like a fool proof idea, well until I found I was gonna have to beat up some more people. Namely they were some hobos, bus drivers, and…Naruto?

Sapphire: Okay. So…how was it?! It didn't have much AkatsukixSakura in this chappy but I just thought that she should deal with teachers.

Sakura: Okay, comment and updates come quicker!

Sapphire: Oi! Sakura runs into Ino and Shikamaru next in Night Time Hell House part two!

Sakura: Okay, Okay. No use to get overly enthusiastic…*sigh*