Hi guys! Sorry for the uber long update! College applications and scholarships have me going absolutely crazy!!

Umm...so this chapter was actually supposed to be a whole lot longer but i decided to cut into in half cause it just seemed to flow better that way.

Same old, same old...i still don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or Bleach..if i did..i would have written in a character-just like myself-for Hitsu-kun and Kurama-kun! Lol.

Pairings kind of decided but not really. Romance not really important right now.

"Speech" means talking

'Speech' means thinking


Yusuke Urameshi was lazing around the rooftop of Sarayashiki High as per his usual day activity around lunch time. The mazaku really had no ambition to be in school. As far as it went for Yusuke, it was beneath him. He was alright with working at the Yukimora ramen shop. So then why was our mazaku lord at school then? Because he made a deal with Keiko, as long as he finished high school, she had no qualms with whether he went onto college or worked at the ramen shop for the rest of his life. Ever since he had been fired as reikai tantei, nothing seemed more promising than a simple, quiet life.

The only thing good about this situation was that Keiko wasn't at school to force him to actually go to his classes. She was at her all-girls school.

Yusuke rested his head against the palm of his hands. His chocolate brown eyes were closed, blocking out the rays of the sun shining over him. Yusuke felt, at times, that his life was too peaceful. He felt, sometimes, like he was needed to kick demon ass. He even wished once in a while that the toddler would kind of need him to do some job, though he would never admit that to anymore, much less the toddler himself.

"YUSUKE! YUSUKE! YUSUKE!"

Yusuke popped open one of his eyes, 'Ah hell, that sounds a lot like…,'

"YUSUKE! THERE YOU ARE!"

Yusuke's head was met with the flat side of an oar.

"What the fuck is your problem, Botan!" Yusuke jumped up, coming face to face with the bubbly grim reaper.

"Nice to see ya too, Yusuke!" Botan said with light sarcasm.

"What the hell are you doing here, anyways? And you should be banned from that oar, seriously you could kill someone with that swing of yours," Yusuke's head was still pounding. 'Oww, she really has it in for me or something,'

"You are required to report to Koemna-sama," Botan said in a serious tone.

"Like hell, I do! I don't work for Reikai anymore. Or did diaper boy forget that his dear old daddy fired me?" Yusuke said sardonically.

"But Yusuke, it's really URGENT. You know Koemna-sama wouldn't call for you guys, if it wasn't," Botan resorted to using her famous puppy dog look.

"You guys? He already roped Kurama, Kuwabara, and Hiei into this?" Yusuke stated in disbelief.

"Not exactly, we already got Kuwabara and Kurama to come to Reikai. However, Hiei is a little harder to contact because he does work with Mukuro in the Makai," Botan rambled on.

"Kurama didn't even agree to anything yet, did he?" Yusuke said flatly.

"Not exactly,"

"Well, tell baby breath that he can go and fuck himself, for all I care!" Yusuke turned on his heel and was about to go back into the hallways.

"The fates of the three worlds are at stake, Yusuke," Botan said, halting Yusuke in his step.

"Like I haven't heard that line before," Yusuke scoffed.

"But, Yusuke…," Botan whined.

As much as Yusuke wanted to deny it, he was the hero.

"He has five minutes to convince. You hear me, five minutes," Yusuke stated lightly.

Botan smiled, she knew Yusuke would help out whether he wanted to or not.

Well, i hoped you all enjoyed that. Feel free to correct any errors you see or give me any suggestions to better the fic. Just please no flames!