Hi everyone! This chapter's a bit longer than usual.

I don't own Yu Yu or Bleach, if i did...well i think you get the point by now.

Thank you to animegrlsteph for review, like she always does...you readers should really learn from her you know! I just kidding ;D

"I still get jet lag from your crazy oar rides," Yusuke was wobbling around the halls of the Reikai palace. He had just experience one of Botan's infamous oar rides.

Yusuke, after regaining his inertia, walked down the hall leading to Koemna's office. He burst through the door and walked in like he owned the place.

"So baby breath? You made a huge mess that you couldn't fix and now you're crawling back to me because you don't want your daddy to spank you?" Yusuke announced with a smirk on his face.

"You never change, detective," Hiei commented causing Yusuke to turn to the left side of the office.

Kurama and Kuwabara were on either side of Hiei. Neither of them had changed much at all.

"Hi, Yusuke, nice to see you again," Kurama said politely.

"Yo, Urameshi," Kuwabara said shortly.

"Hey guys! What have you been upto?" Yusuke said totally forgetting about Koemna.

"Ahem," Koemna cleared his throat.

"Yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you want, baby breath?" Yusuke said returning his attention to Koemna.

"Well, part of the Reikai is in danger of being overthrown," Yusuke perked up at this piece of information.

"Reikai encompasses a pretty vast area, Koemna," Kurama stated, slightly confused by the previous statement.

"The soul society,"

"Huh? I've never heard of a soul society," Yusuke said shortly.

Koemna sighed deeply, 'Why is it always harder with Yusuke?'

"Well, the soul society is basically…a paradise. When a person dies, I review their entire life file,"

"By file, Koemna-sama means sheet of paper," George commented causing everyone to sweat drop a little.

"Yes, yes, anyways, I look over the file with deep thought and then decide whether they go to the soul society and one of the seven layers of hell," as Koemna explained this, he pointed to two stamps. One labeled 'good' and one labeled 'bad'.

"Yes, well, Koemna-sama takes a whole good thirty seconds to decide a person's fate," George added. This commented caused everyone to anime fall.

"Well, ogre, a lot of people dies," Koemna said defensively.

"That's not a very good point, Koemna-sama," Botan interjected.

"Koemna, please go on. What exactly is the soul society?" Kurama interjected, getting everyone back on track.

"Yes, thank you, Kurama. The soul society is mainly split up into two parts: Rukongai-where a massive part of the population lives and the Seireitei-where the nobles and shinigami live," Koemna explained.

"Wait a sec! Dead people live in the soul society?" Kuwabara questioned stupidly.

"Yes," Koemna sighed deeply, "dead people live in the soul society. People in the soul society are not immortal by any means. They still age, die, and even have babies!"

"Alirght then, so what's a shinigami then?" Kurama asked, though he had already formulated an idea in his mind.

"Well, in a sense, they are the soul society's army. They control the flow of spirits between Nigenkai and the Soul Society. One of their many duties is to send lost souls to the Soul Society and to slay hollows, or soul's of humans who lost their hearts and transform into soul devouring monsters. All shinigami have a customary uniform: a black kimono and a white hakama along with a white undershirt and a sash. Captain level shinigami have a white haori with their squad symbol over their uniform and the lieutenants have an arm badge showing their status. Their katana is usually at their hip."

"Okay. That's great and all, but who's this evil thing that's trying to take over the Soul Society?" Yusuke asked as his attention was starting to wander.

"Sousuke Aizen. Ex-captain. He currently resides in Huenco Muendo," Koemna answered shortly.

"What exactly does he plan to do?" Hiei asked, his patience also wavering.

"Well," Koemna started, "he would have to obtain the Royal key, which opens a portal to the dimension where the King resides in. However, only I and General Yamamoto know of its whereabouts."

"But," Hiei growled, this was getting nowhere fast.

"He knows how to make an exact replica," Koemna said solemnly.

"Oh shit!" Yusuke exclaimed, finally understanding the gravity of the situation.

"What does this Aizen need to make another key?" Kurama asked.

"He needs to gather 100,000 souls in a town with an immensely large concentration of reiki particles. Aside for killing most of the souls, upon creation the key will evaporate most the town," Koemna stated.

"And when and where is this exactly happening, toddler?" Yusuke grumbled, this beating around the bush crap was really annoying.

"Karakura town and General Yamamoto informed me that it will take place during the winter," Koemna answered sharply.

"That's only a little over three monthes!" Kuwabara exclaimed.

"So that's all! You expect us to go in and fight this huge ass army of soul suckers by ourselves," Yusuke exclaimed, unnerved. This sound more disastrous than the Sensui case.

"Not quite, only you and Kurama will be going to Karakura town," Koemna interjected.

"What the hell, Koemna! You expect me and fox boy to fight off the soul suckers!" Yusuke said officially in freak out mode.

"If you would be quiet for one moment, I could explain myself, Yusuke!" Koemna shouted, "I am sending you and Kurama to Karakura town to start off. You will have the help of the shinigami and a few other gifted humans. Yusuke, you and Kurama will meet up with Hitsugaya Toshiro, captain of the 10th squad, and his vice captain, Matsumoto Rangiku. You two will be taking residence in Inoue Orihime's house, along with Hitsugaya-taicho and Matsumoto-fukaitaicho,"

"So what will I and the shrimp do?" Kuwabara asked, ignoring the heated glare he was receiving from a not so happy fire demon.

"You will make sure that Reikai isn't breach. While, Hiei, along with Mukuro will make sure that Aizen doesn't enlisted help from the Makai," Koemna instructed, "but don't worry, by time winter rolls around, you all will be in Karakura for the battle."

"Sweet!" everyone looked at Yusuke, as if he had lost his mind or something, "This means no school!"

"On the contrary, I've enrolled you and Kurama into Karakura High," Koemna added with a smirk.

"Ah hell no!" Yusuke said as he reigned his reiki gun, only to be stopped by Kurama.

"Yusuke's there is no need for you to blow off Koemna's head. Plus, Keiko drags you to school all the time," Kurama said with reason.

"But that's different! She's my girlfriend!"

"Hn. The detective never changes,"

"It's hard to believe he's saved the world over three times…"

"What a baby!"

"Hey! I heard you three! And the only baby here is Koemna!" Yusuke retorted.

Koemna watched the scene unfolded with infinite worry, 'Did I just leave the fate of the world in the hands of reckless teenagers?'

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