Chapter 6: The Diary Again
Sae stared out of the window, enjoying the evening breeze. The air wasn't chilly but the air wasn't humid either. So far, there was no sign of Hollows or anything out of the ordinary. But she was glad. A little break from work was a good thing.
"What are you up to?"
Sae's relaxed expression dissolves into a bothered look. "Go away, Ikkaku. I was in a good mood."
He ignores her and stands by her. "I can tell. You're actually dressed up like a girl."
Sae growls lowly, gathering some the dress in her fingers. Well, he was kind of right. Sae Izuni wasn't the type of girl you would normally see in a dress. It doesn't matter. She looked pretty.
"Isn't the sky pretty? All of those blues mixed with those reds and orange."
"It's no different from Soul Soceity."
"Yeah, you're right. But still....." Sae kept her eyes on the painted sky.
"When are we leaving?"
"As soon as I get the okay to leave. I'm sure it would be soon. After all, I did just leave my whole squad to themselves."
"I'm sure they're glad. You're a pain in the ass."
"Yeah, whatever. You weren't saying that when you were carressing my legs the other night!"
He smacks his hand over her mouth. "What the hell is your problem? Do you want people to know that I was touching you??"
She moves his hand away and a smile comes on her face. "Ha. So you finally admitted that you did touch me."
"Well..... Ok, I did. But only because I couldn't believe how hairy your legs are."
"My legs aren't hairy. You want proof? I'll give YOU proof!" She grabs his wrist and drags him to the couch.
"What the hell are you doing?" He snapped, trying to pull away from her grasp.
"I'm proving things to you!" She forces him to sit down and she settles on top of him.
"Get the hell off of me!" Ikkaku tried pushing her off but she grabs a hold of his chin.
Her crimson eyes stared into his eyes. She seemed bothered by his comment. "Now you listen here, boy. I'm all woman. You got that? I'm sick and tired of hearing you talk shit. Enough is enough. Understand?"
"Yeah, fine. Whatever."
"Good."
Sae folds her arms in satisfaction. After that, the room grew quiet. She remained on his lap and he had the most ridiculious look on his face. He was feeling rather...... uncomfortable. In a good way, that is.
"What's wrong now? Never been this close to a girl before?" Sae asked, leaning closer to him.
"That's not it! I've never been this close to a man."
"I told you I'M NOT A MAN!!!" She yells, her hands wrapping around his neck.
"Izuni taichou! What's going on here?"
Sae turns her head, now realizng that her lieutenant was watching the two. "Oh. I'm just teaching this idiot that I'm 100 female."
Hanabi blinks in disbelief. "Oh. She's very right about that, Ikkaku-san."
"Yeah, right. You've gotta be kidding me."
"You see? I don't even know why I'm trying to convince you. You're stupid anyway." Finally, she comes off of him and leaves the room. Hanabi smiles at Ikkaku before following her captain.
"What a stupid ass girl. She makes me----" Ikkaku froze on his complaining when he saw something. Sae's diary. He looked at the lock. It was open.
There were two choices that he could do in a situation like this. He could either close the lock and end it right there. Or he could get up and look through her diary, just out of curiousity.
"Ah, What the hell." he mumbled, walking over to the book.
The first few pages looked old. Something about Zaraki and how much she hated it. Ikkaku passed of that stuff and flipped to the end. There was an entry about the second week of being in the Soul Society. Of course, he reads on.
Today was yet another boring day. I can see that the stack of papers that were on my office desk were slowly growing. Eventally, they would hit the roof. No matter. I happen to find someone to mess with these days. His name is Ikkaku Madarame. I'm not a sucker for bald guys but..... there's something about him that makes me want to be around him. In some odd and freaky way, he's pretty good looking. Ha, if he knew.....
Ikkaku sighs and shakes his head. "Well, I know now..."
He reads on.
Of course, I can't let him know that I'm slightly attracted to him. I have to keep up my tough attitude. But, it's only natural for me to like someone, right? Dammit. I just don't know what to do.......
Maybe I'll just screw around with his head a bit. Hm, just imagine if he did knew I was attacted to him. I'd have to kill him.
He snaps the book shut and locks it. He didn't want to read anymore. He knew too much already. And he felt weird that Sae Izuni had come sort of crush on him. At least he didn't feel disgusted about her liking him.
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"Why the hell are you looking at me like that?" Sae twists her face up at Ikkaku.
"I'm not looking at you, stupid." Ikkaku snapped.
"I don't understand you, man. I'm nice enough to invite you to lunch! Now, do you want me to flip this freakin table on you or not?" Ugh, already getting on Izuni's bad side. But that so wasn't on Ikkaku's mind. The only thing he could think about was her stupid diary.
And her cleavage happily pushing out of her shirt. Obviously, her body was more appealing to Madarame.
"And look! You're staring at me again! You lookin' for a fight, boy?!" Sae growled, her fingers clawing the table. A few people cringed and scooted far away from her table.
Both Hanabi and Ikkaku tried to avoid the stares that they were getting. "Um.... Taichou. People are staring. Be nice, we're in public."
[A shame that Hanabi has to correct her captain]
"Ugh. You're right. I'm sorry, Hanabi." Calmly, Sae takes a seat and takes a sip from her drink. Her bothered look suddenly forms into a look of surprise. She looks at the drink and smiles.
"Ooh. This is good! What is this called again, Hanabi?"
Hanabi looks at the drink then the menu. "It's called Sex on a Beach."
"It's nice!" She exclaimed. Instantly, she turns to Ikkaku. "Try this!"
Ikkaku makes a face. "What the hell is wrong with his twerp? First she was yelling at me, now she's being nice to me? Is she crazy?!" He thought.
"No thanks. I'll pass---"
"Try it!" She demanded.
"What the hell? Don't you understand what the word, no, means?"
Izuni sighs in defeat. "Fine whatever. Besides, I dont know why you're suddenly all tense. Don't worry, I just like screwing around with ya."
"Yeah, right."
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"Oohh! Ikkaku, look! Look at the tv screen!"
Poor Ikkaku was close to hanging himself in the living room. All day, Sae has been getting on his nerves! It was driving him crazy! Now, she's drunk and crawling around the living room with a tshirt and a mini skirt. You try controlling a drunk captain that had 16 servings of alcohol in one sitting. It's amazing she didn't puke yet.
"Just shut up and go to bed, dammit."
"BED? Are you crazy? It's only five!" She yelled.
"Fine! Just leave me alone!" He got p from the couch and began to leave the room. Well, up until Sae managed to jump on his back.
"What are you doing, you freak?!"
Izuni laughed loudly, her arms wrapped around his neck. "Woo, this is fun!"
"Yeah, to you. You crazy bitch!"
He continued to shake her off. "Get off! You---"
She lets go and falls to the ground. Of course, he looks at her to see if she's still in one piece. Sae moans and rubs her head a bit. "Ow, my head."
Ikkaku sighs and offers her a hand. Gratefully, she grabs his hand. "Ugh.... Thank you. Good thing you pushed me off. I feel like a crazy woman."
"As long as you know." He commented, watching her dust off her clothes. Once again, his eyes lands on her legs. They were rather long for a short person. But he thought it was nice to see a short girl to have such great legs. Sae draws her hair into a ponytail and her eyes look up at him.
"What? What is it?"
"N-Nothing."
A catlike grin pops onto her face. "Oh, I know. You're getting some nasty fantasy about me."
"What? Hell no---"
"So...." Izuni suddenly says, wrapping her arms around his neck, "If I'm this close to you, you don't get some sort of feeling in your pants or something?"
Ikkaku's face turns into the slightest shade of pink. Blushing was something that Madarame wasn't used to doing. Though he didn't want to admit it, he was liking how close she was to him. But did he forget that she was drunk as hell?
"I'll take your silence as a yes. I'm surprised that you didn't push me away yet." She stands on her toes so that her nose touches his. He couldn't help but to stare into her hypnotizing crimson eyes. Though they were rather manacing looking when she's mad, it looked more softer now. Or was it the alcohol making her look like that?
Izuni giggles. "Mm... You're even cuter close up."
He sighs. "You're drunk. Get off of me."
"Me? I'm not drunk. Besides, I know what I'm doing." She protested, leaning in for a kiss. Her lips touched his and not once he flinched or pulled back.
Sae pulls awat with a frown. "What's wrong? You're not kissing me back."
"I already told you to get off of me. You're hard of hearing, aren't you?"
"Well, then I guess I am hard of hearing. That means I'll have to keep trying until you warm up to me."
Izuni does attempt two. She pulls him into another kiss. Ikkaku sighs once again, trying to avoid what's really going on. He knew it was wrong to take advantage of anyone drunk. Especially if a woman is trying to make out with you. But things such as seduction was hard thing to resist. Not only her boobs were grazing on his chest, her lips were soft and welcoming. Hard for a guy to pull away from right?
"Come one, Ikkaku. Loosen up a bit and play a little." She said, kissing his jawline. Finally, his hands rested on her hips and pulled her closer. Eventually, he was kissing her back.
"That's more like it." Sae groaned, running back to his lips.
"What...... am I doing?! This must be some freaky ass dream. 'Cuz I don't believe what the hell is going on." Ikkaku thought, his hand yanking her leg up to rest on his lip. He desperately touched her body from her back down to her hips and down her thigh. Next thing you know, two her legs were wrapped around him and they were hungrily kissing each other.
"Izuni taoichou! Ikkaku-san! There's a Hollow in---"
Hanabi trots in the living room and froze. The sight of her captain and Ikkaku touching and kissing eachother was something that she DIDN'T want to see ever! But of course, they froze as well. Instantly, Sae hops off of Ikkaku and they both kept their distance.
"Hanabi! What's the problem? Did you say a Hollow?"
Kishimoto blinks a few times before she was snapped back into reality. "U-Um. H-Hai, Taichou. You're phone didn't go off?"
"No! Damn it why didn't you tell me earlier on?" Captain Izuni complained, hopping out of her gigai.
"I'm sorry, Izuni Taichou, I--"
"Ugh, let's go!" Sae was already leaping out of the window. Lieutenant Kishimoto nods and darts out after her superior.
Ikkaku just stood there for a moment, trying to make all of this register. "What the fuck just happened?"
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A/N: Aaahh! Sorry if it sounds like I rushed through all of this. It's not that easy trying to update two stories everyday. How about you give me some more comments, I'll give you all more updates! Please? :P