A/N Well, I consider this to be pretty fast for an update at least by my standards. Rotflmao.

Thanks to all reviewers!

Dedication: To Jolly001 for all her suggestions as to how I should write the court scenes. Thanks!

Disclaimer: I own no one except Sofia of course.

"Um…well, you see, that sort of depends on how you look at it…" Frank stammered.

"I look at in one of two ways A. You're not married and B. You're married. Which is it?" Joe asked sternly enjoying making his calm older brother squirm.

"Well…I guess…B then." Frank responded picking a spot just above Joe's head to stare at while firmly ignoring Sofia who was stifling giggles.

"How…?" Joe asked slowly.

"Generally, there's a big stupid ceremony where a priest stands up and drones on and then you say 'I do'." Sofia answered him sarcastically causing Frank to grin at her.

"How rude." Joe responded not sounding the least bit offended. "I could like this girl. She's better then Callie anyway." He continued thoughtfully. "So, is she the one you married?" Joe asked causing both Sofia and Frank to roll their eyes.

"No, Joe, I married the other girl being held captive in this room with me." Frank said sarcastically.

"You didn't have to be so rude about it." Joe said feigning hurt and causing Frank and Sofia to roll their eyes skyward yet again. "Anyway, I can totally see it…" Joe continued grinning at his brother.

"Do I even want to know?" Sofia asked Frank.

"Probably not, but I'm going to ask him anyway." Frank answered. "What can you see, Joe?"

"You two living sarcastically ever after, rolling your eyes at everyone."

"Nah, he rolls his eyes at me too." Sofia answered her brother-in-law.

"That's only because you always say things to armed mobsters that will inevitably get us killed."

"Me? Did you hear what you said today?" She asked indignantly. Frank opened his mouth to respond but was cut off by Joe.

"How cute, you two even argue like an old married couple." The blonde said his eyes sparkling in amusement.

"We do not." They answered in unison causing Joe to burst into hysterical laughter.

"I can't wait to tell everyone about this when we get out of here…" Joe said excitedly.

"…Joe…" Frank said warningly.

"Dude, you're married you can't honestly expect me not to tell anyone?" Joe said as though questioning his brother's sanity. "I can't wait to hear you introduce her to the guys…I can see it now…'Guys, this is my wife…'" Joe said before bursting into hysterical peals of laughter. "I don't imagine Callie will be happy about it though." He continued.

"Who's Callie?" Sofia asked glancing from one brother to the next and back again.

"My ex-girlfriend. We broke up right before I was kidnapped, or rather I broke up with her as she and Joe had a rather large disagreement which culminated in her telling me that either I could run off to rescue Joe whenever he needed me or I could date her. So, we broke up." Frank explained. "Although, she really has no reason to be upset as we're not dating." He continued glancing toward his brother.

"Ha, as you've been away for the past few weeks you haven't seen the way she's gone around town talking about how you two are getting back together when you get home." Joe explained.

"I don't like her." Sofia declared.

"…there's a surprise…" Joe answered. "I'm just saying…" He started when Frank glared at him.

"Enough about me and Sofia, how exactly did you get here?" Frank asked swiftly changing the subject.

"But I was having so much fun discussing your nuptials, and you've yet to tell me about the wedding…" Joe teased before answering his brother's question. "Our 'Grandfather', and I use the term lightly, has gotten custody of both of us." He explained. "Oh and Dad's in jail…"

"DAD'S IN JAIL?!"

"Er…yes." Joe replied.

"Why…?"

"Something about refusing to surrender me into the hands of the custodial guardian…"

"Okay then…"

"So, tell me about your wedding!" Joe exclaimed glancing from Sofia to Frank.

"Er…basically we were dragged to a church where they asked us if we were doing this of our own free will, we lied, there was something about 'I do' and being pronounced married." Sofia recapped quickly.

"Sounds cheerful…" Joe responded before trailing off. "So…uh you're a Siano? From that other mob family?" He questioned.

"Well…I was but then there was that whole wedding thing and now it's Russo…it was all rather inconvenient," She paused a moment before continuing. "I mean, who wouldn't miss such a fun alliterative name?"

"Hmm, well you can always change your first name and be, uh, Re…" Joe paused trying to think of a good R name. "Uh, Rebella! Yeah, that'll work."

"That's not even a name." Frank said struggling to hold in laughter at the look on his Sofia's face.

"It will be if she changes her name to it." Joe answered cheekily.

"I'm sure she'll ponder that, won't you Sofia?" Frank answered. Sofia glared at the brothers sullenly and didn't answer.

"Don't get Mad get Glad™!" Joe answered brightly. Sofia laughed at this and Frank rolled his eyes. "I do have a question though, how exactly did you end up living with your uncle and grandfather? Did they steal custody from your parents as well?" Sofia stared into space for a moment before answering.

"No, they didn't bother with a court order; they went about it the more direct way. My Dad was killed by my own 'family' and then my Mom and I were left alone for two years, but then my Mom died in an 'accident' and I was sent to live with my Uncle. He sent me to boarding school until this year when he kept me at home and locked in my room, there's always a guard outside." She explained her brown eyes flashing angrily as she recalled the events that led up her uncle gaining custody of her.

"So…who kidnapped you?" Joe asked now addressing his brother.

"Her uncle." Frank replied.

"Wow, our families or family since you two are married is really messed up…" Joe responded making sure that he slipped in something about his brother being married into the sentence as he had made it his new life goal to tease him about it in at least every other sentence. "So, when do we escape?" Joe questioned.

"We don't." Frank answered firmly.

"What're you talking about?! Of course we're going to escape!" Sofia exclaimed loudly. "He's just mad because he has this idea that the both of us are 'too loud' to manage to escape without being caught." She said addressing Joe.

"I am NOT loud." Joe yelled.

"…I am not even going to dignify that with a response…"

"That means he doesn't have an answer." Joe said in a stage whisper to his brother's wife.

"He never does." She said whispering loudly in order to make sure that Frank heard them.

"Do me a favor the both of you…" Frank stated in an aggravated tone.

"What…?" They asked in unison.

"Shut up."

Fenton…

"You're in jail?" Laura screeched into the phone.

"Yes…"

"In jail, in jail?" She questioned.

"Yes."

"How exactly did you manage to get yourself thrown in jail?"

"My Father has gotten custody of Frank and Joe; I refused to hand Joe over to his lawyer so I was arrested." Fenton explained. "When are you and James be here?" Fenton asked referring to his lawyer.

"We've only just boarded the plane we'll be taking off momentarily, I have to go now, don't do anything until we get there." She ordered. "Understand?"

"Yes…" Fenton responded before hanging up the phone.

A/N Alright, so this chapter was mostly fluff, but we're about to get into a large court case…custody battles here we come…anyways review, and I'll update.