TMM: Tokyo Mew Mew Truth or Dare~!
Cat: I'z am back! I'm not dead from being buried under piles of Homework!
Ichi: That's because you don't like doing homework and put it off till the last second!
Cat:… and your point is?
Ichi: You know what; pretend I didn't talk at all.
Ichigo: Oh stop arguing like an old couple already! There are a lot of reviews to fly through
Cat:… I'm impressed Ichigo, you actually said something intelligent for once… right? –Turns to others-
Others: -nods-
Ichigo: Hey, what's that supposed to mean!
Zakuro: Nothing…
Taruto: The authors do not own TTM or any of the characters
Ichi: Thank you Taruto
Cat: -magically pulls out dare box- Bwahaha, let the torture begin!
-Cynical-Wolf-Sorceress-
So it's clear what the pairings are going to be here (KishxIchigo, PurinxTart, RetasuxPai) but I shall fight because I'm sick of these. Not to mention I'm not going to partake in any particular character bashing.
Retasu: What's your opinion about Keiichiro?
Kish: Why is it authors have this desire to want you with Ichigo even though she clearly love Aoyama and you clearly let go by the end?
Pai: I feel the urge to glmop you but i shall refrain, for now, since you're clarly going to end up with Retasu I'm going to demand you kiss Mint.
Ryou: I can tell you're going to be severely bashed, enjoy dinner (just you and you can take Zakuro if you want) on me.
Pudding: You're what ten? Why do people feel the need to rush you into a relationship with Tart? On that note, how do you feel about dating in general?
Keiichiro, Zakuro, Mint, and Pai(again): You three are the only one where a romantic relationship is never truly developed, I mean everyone loves Pai and Retasu but it's not true cannon, and Keiichiro you have your butterfly girl, and is it Miwa or Moe? But in the end the three of you do not have a true romantic relationship with anyone while Ichigo has Aoyama, I see Retasu/Ryou hints (in the anime that is), and Pudding does have Ron Yuebin wheter she likes him or not. So the point of all of that translates to: wwhat's the deal, and wdescribe any past relationships that haven't been identified (butterfly girl, Miwa/Moe have been identified)
Cat: Really? The only couple I actually cared for was PurinxTaruto! XD No offense, I like the other ones, cause I hate Blondie and Hippie here. I personally prefer Retasu and Pai because idk, they look like a good couple!
Blondie and Hippie: HEY!
Retasu: Umm… Keiichirou-san makes good cakes and other things… He's, uh, nice, I guess… That's pretty much it.
Keiichirou: Thank you Retasu
Kish: Because I'm just awesome like that, I mean, who can resist my hotness?!
Cat: Me -_-
Kish: Well, you're insane
Ichi: It's 100% true
Cat: Thank you very much
Mint: That was a compliment…?
Ryou: No, no it was not
Pai: I'd rather not, but since it's a dare and the only other option is the fanboy pit, I will. –grabs Mint and kisses her very briefly-
Mint: WTF!? O.o
Purin: Mint-oneechan has a funny expression on na no da!
Ryou: AT least SOMEBODY is nice to me! But what do you mean I'm going to be severely bashed
Taruto: You're gonna be a inch away from dying, scratch that, a millimeter
Zakuro: -backs into the corner hoping he wouldn't notice her-
Ryou: -grabs Zakuro and goes to a random restaurant to have dinner-
Kish: I feel bad for her…
Hippie: yea…
Ichigo: Same here…
Cat: Umm, ok… Purin, answer the question now!
Purin: Erm, most people think I'm usually 7-10 na no da
Pai: in other words, you don't know your real age…
Taruto: Neither do the rest of us
Mint: Point taken, please continue Purin
Purin: Uh, ask the manga author, but in the end of the manga I did
Cat and Ichi: SPOILER SPOILER SPOILER!
Purin: Kiss Taru-Taru before he left
Kish: -grins at Taruto- they grow so fast
Taruto: -blushes-
Purin: Hmm, I don't know much about dating na no da. In my school, they say if you date someone you have to marry them!
Retasu: I don't think that's true
Cat: It's TMM, a lot of things are weird, so I wouldn't be surprised. Oh, here's Ryou and Zakuro
Zakuro and Ryou: -comes into room. Ryou has a slap mark and Zakuro looks pissed off-
Ichi: I don't think I want to know…
Ryou: you don't want to
Keiichirou, Mint, Pai, and Zakuro: Um, what? I have no idea.
Cat: K, next one!
Andrew2.0
Mke Ichigo and Kish make out, then have Ichigo smooch Puding, then make Ichigo and Kish swap colthes. ...for the sake of the no m rule, little graphics for tthat. sorry zoey!
Purin: why me na no da?
Ichigo: No! I love Aoyama-kun, not him!
Masaya: Yay! But screw you Kish!
Kish: Whatever, it's the dare Koneko-chan, we all know you secretly enjoy it~
Taruto: That's probably true, right old hag?
Ichigo: Shut up Midget! –Makes out with Kish-
Pai: … I think you can stop now
Ichigo and Kish: -Still going-
Cat: -high kicks them- STOP! We have other dares!
Purin: -tries to hide in closet-
Ichi: Sorry about this –grabs Purin and puts her in front of Ichigo-
Purin: WHA! I don't wanna kiss Ichigo-oneechan!
Ichigo: And you think I do?
Cat: I'm truly sorry, but hurry up, we have more reviews to go through!
Ichigo: -briefly kisses Purin-
Purin: -runs to random bathroom and uses a lot of mouthwash-
Mint, Keiichirou, Ryou, and Masaya: I feel so bad for her…
Masaya, Ryou, and Mint: I HAVEN'T BEEN TORTURED YET! YAYZ!
Ichi and Cat: You will be sooner or later, right reviewers?
Retasu: Um, we have one last dare
Cat: Oh yea, -summons random closet- Ichigo, Kish, go in and swap clothes. Kish try to do something perverted and it's a one way trip to hell in the fangirl pit
Kish: NOOO not the fangirl pit! Fine
Ichigo: THANK YOU Cat!
Cat: Oh shut up and hurry –pushes them in-
~5 Minutes Later…~
Kish: Ugh, how do you girls manage to move around in these things?
Ichigo: Skill
Masaya and Ryou: -opens closet and takes a picture-
Taruto: -steals camera- I'm keeping this!
Masaya: NO, my camera!
Kish is in Ichigo's normal maid/working outfit and looking very pissed off. Ichigo looks oddly comfortable in Kish's clothes, even if she says it is a little weird looking on her.
Mint, Purin, Cat, Retasu, and Keiichirou: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ichi and Pai: Wow… just wow…
Kish: Grrr
Ichigo: Hm, this is oddly comfortable
Zakuro: -facepalms-
Ichi: Ok, next review!
Ella and Jakito
Hello! I've got some dares-
Kisshu: You can by no means end up with Ichigo. Any of the other members of the "show" are fine, you could even end up with a reviewer. But NO Ichigo, it's becoming too common.
Ichi and Cat: Kiss. You know it was going to come sooner or later :3 Also, what color are your hair and eyes? Or what's your overall appearance?
Ryou: I don't really hate you all that much, so go kiss either Mint or Zakuro.
That's it, thanks! ^^=
Kish: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, but I love Koneko-chan!
Ichigo: YES!
Mint: Haha, read the next review
Kish: See, I told you people!
Ryou: Sure sure sure
Masaya and Ryou: -gets kicked in the head by Cat-
Masaya and Ryou: what was that for!?
Cat: No reason
Cat and Ichi: WHAT!? –stares at each other-
Cat: I have waist length black hair and really really dark eyes, almost black.
Ichi: Black hair
Mint: It's very messy
Ichi: NO it's not! I try brushing it! And brown eyes.
Cat: Yeah it is Ichi
Pai: -cough- your forgetting a dare
Retasu: yup
Purin: Hehe na no da, it was bound to happen
Cat: -shrugs- meh, it's better than those other two –points to Ryou and Masaya- that's for sure.
Zakuro: That would be bad…
Ryou, Masaya, and Ichigo: HEY!
Cat: -kisses Ichi-
Ichi: -kisses back-
Cloud: -randomly appears- for those who don't know me, I'm Ichi's twin sister. Hehehe –takes camera and takes picture- blackmail! I knew they would do this sooner or later, they always likes each other
Others: -stares…-
Cloud: -poofs away-
Taruto: You can stop now
Mint: Yeah, we're running short on time here
Cat and Ichi: -still making out-
Keiichirou: they seem to be enjoying this…
Retasu: Yes…
Pai: Ok, times up
Kish: Seriously, we need to move on now –breaks them apart-
Cat: -glares at Kish- Fine next dare!
Ryou: YAY! –grabs nearest person, happens to be Mint and kisses her-
Mint: -stops then slaps him-
Everyone else: LOL
Mint: Next review
xKawaii-Angelx
Shidonii: Konnichiwa! I'm Shidonii. =)
Rose: And i'm Rose!
Shidonii: D's and Q's time! XD
Shidonii's dares--
Ryou: *clears throat* DIE YOU -BEEP- -BEEP- -BEEP -BEEP-! *kicks in groin* *smiles innocently*
Kisshy-kun(Kisshu):Hi hot stuff. XD *kisses on lips for 5 seconds then walks away* *winks at kish*
Minto: Hey Imouto-chan! XD i dare you to kiss Zakuro. We all know you're in denial about your feelings for her. *sighs*
Rose's turn.
Rose's dares--
Ryou-kun: Hi! *kisses on cheek and giggles* I don't hate you. Shidonii hates you, though. Don't ask why or she'll go on a long rant... o.o not kidding... O.O'
Masaya: Do the macarana(sp?)! XD
Tart: MIDGET! *slaps*
Ichigo: kiss Onii-chan(Keichirro) I'm sick of all the Ichikish sh1t! =/
--
Shidonii: Peace out! ...for now. We'll be back!...maybe...XD
Rose: Yup. *starts listening to vanilla twilight*
Shidonii: not again!! *steals Rose's i-pod and throws it out a window*
Rose: NUU! *runs after it*
Shidonii: *sweatdrop* Bye... o.O;
Ryou: -doubles over and screams in pain then lies very still on the ground-
Cat: -comes over and pokes him with a stick- I wonder if he's dead…
Ichigo: That's a relief to all of us Aoyama-kun –gloms for no apparent reason-
Masaya: WTF?
Kish: -gets kissed- Whoa, I like her.
Ichi: …
Mint: -kisses Zakuro-
Zakuro: Wha-?
Purin and Taruto: -takes picture- Bwahaha more blackmail (na no da)
Ryou: -gets up- at least two people in this world like me, or doesn't hate me to the bone –gets kissed on the cheek-
Masaya: the wat?
Cat and Ichi: idk, we'll skip it, I'm sorry
Taruto: WHAT DID I DO!? –gets slapped-
Purin: It's ok Taru-Taru
Pai: wow, this really is slowly turning everyone insane
Cat: Pai, are you emo?
Pai: No…
Ichi: It seems like it
Pai: I'm not
Taruto: Of course he's not, he's much worse
Retasu: I don't think that's right…
Ichigo: -kisses Keiichirou on the hand- DOESN'T SAY WHERE TO KISS HIM! SO HA! Damn, why didn't I do that to Purin..
Purin: EXACTLY NA NO DA!
ChionisCookiesHandsOff
Ayoma's a hippie Ichigo. Get over it. Lol. I can't wait for the next chappie. Please post one!
Everyone minus Ichigo and Tree-hugger: SEE WE TOLD YOU
Hippie: I AM NOT A HIPPIE! I am a person who loves animals and nature A LOT!
Ichigo: YEAH!
Cat: That's exactly what a hippie is, so GET OVER IT and thanks for the review!
Tapix
So hilarious! ILY so much! U ish totally AWE-SOME!
Although... you might want to watch out for Ryou and Masaya fans... ShiroBaka and Tree-hugger lololol
Cat: Thank you!
Masaya and Ryou: WE HAVE FANS!? –does a random happy dance-
Kish: Where as this world gone to then?
Pai: Insanity, complete and utter insanity
Cat: Got that right, and anyone who dares challenge me will get put in the Fanboy/Fangirl PIT BWAHAHAHAHA
Ichi: insane mode…
Awesomegirl123
I dare Cat(wolfy)to erase Ichigo's memories then make her think she's in love with Ryou.
Cat: Oh, I'm gonna have fun with this one!
Ichigo: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Everyone (minus Kish and Aoyama): LOL!
Kish: Damn, you suck
Ryou: YES!
Cat: BWAHAHA, get over here strawberry
Ichigo: Noz! I refuse
Cat: There's always the fanboy pit…
Ichigo: -stares at Masaya-
Masaya: -sighs-
Ichigo: -stares at Ryou doing something so stupid none of us can understand- I'll risk the pit
Cat: DAMMIT, you suck! I wanted to do this dare…
Ichi: Well, welcome to hell Ichigo –kicks her into the pit-
Purin: -hears horrible screaming- Wah! Sounds scary na no da!
Kish: -shudders- never again will I go in there…
Ryou: Dammit… I wanted to do this dare…
Aoyama: Yes, but no at the same time
Mint: This is another reason why everyone hates you, you have a freakin severe personality disorder
Pai: It's true
Retasu: … I'm sorry, but I have to agree with that
Cat: 100%
Keiichirou: Yup
Zakuro: So true
Taruto: See, you have the weirdest problem out of all of us
Hippie: -goes into the corner to sulk and cultivate mushrooms that are growing in the very dark place…-
Ichi: Wouldn't it be hilarious if he turned goth or something
Cat: Hmm… that would be very funny
-One hour later-
Taruto: Go Fish
Ryou: Dang. Zakuro do you have a 5?
Zakuro: Go to hell –hands him a five- Purin, do you have a 2
Purin: Yes na no da, I have no cards and have the most pairs, I WIN!
Everyone: NO!
Cat: Oh, it's time to let Ichigo out now… -opens the fanboy pit door to see a badly beaten and mentally disturbed Ichigo come out-
Masaya: Ichigo! Are you ok
Zakuro: does she look ok to you?
Pai: Idiot
Ichigo: I hate this place. Horrible horrible things in there…
Ichi: … I'm taking that as a no
Cat: -snaps fingers- Oh get over it already, Masaya the next dares for you
Purinlovespudding
I dare the stupid tree-hugger to cut a tree then cry a river then pollute it.
Masaya: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Cat: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Ichi: This is hell and a sin for hippies all over the world XD
Retasu: -tries to hide laughter-
Mint: -laughs at Masaya-
Ryou: HAHAHA
Kish: Haha Hippie, that's what you get for stealing Koneko-chan! So do it already
Tree-hugger cuts down a tree and starts crying a river
Cat: It looks like he's sincerely crying…
Zakuro: He's a hippie, what do you expect?
Pai: A little less sentiment
Taruto: -tapes this- This is hilarious
Tree-hugger then dumps so much random crap into the river that it burns a nasty shade of green then cries some more.
Ichi: What the hell did you dump in it?
Hippie: My socks and some random garbage I found in my house
Keiichirou: Your socks must have been nasty…
Kish: Psh, you haven't seen mine then
Mint: Is that something to brag about?
AniAddict342
Hi!Hi!Hi!I dare Ryou to beat Kish up.I dare Kish to be hyper before Ryou beats him up then while running from Ryou ,Kish kiss Taruto,I dare you to do what Ryou is trying to do to !
Purin: Me again na no da?
Cat: This ought to be good… -hands Kish a ton of candy and pop-
Kish: -eats it all- SUGAR RUSH!!! –starts bouncing around the room and hits Shirobaka in the back of his head-
Ryou: OW! –runs around trying to beat up Kish-
Kish: -dodges him then goes and kisses Purin-
Purin: -runs into bathroom again- BLEH not again! Na no da
Taruto: KISH, I'm gonna kill you! –runs around with Shirobaka trying to kill him-
Kish: HYPER!
Ichi: Note to self, never give Kish or any of these characters sugar…
Zakuro: Next dare!
Zurla Adams
So, Pai, I dare you to propose to Reatsu.
Reatsu, I dare you to reject.
What?
Pai: -gets down on knee- I love you Retasu, will you marry me?
Retasu: Uh, I'm sorry Pai-san…
Everyone: What?
Kish: HYPER! SUGAR IS GOOD!
Taruto and Ryou: -still trying to capture him-
Everyone: -has a very confused expression on-
Cat: Erm, ok then. That's all we got time for, join us next time on TMM Tokyo Mew Mew Truth or Dare!
Ichi: Bye!
So people, i am so glad to have reviews and being loved this much XD (i mean, i got 5 in the next day right after i posted this fic...) Anyways thank you! Btw, I'm sorry PheobeLeo35 for not doing your dares, i promise i will do them next time (why is inuyasha in one of them, i mean he's not even included in this fic, or are you mistaking him or Ichi?). So, add more truths and hurry up and review please XD (I'm so glad i have reviews!)