Dead

SasoSaku

"You're suppose to be dead."

Ninja's often heard that statement, it was part of the mission sometimes to fake your death or narrowly escape it.

At the moment however, the person who was saying it was quite sure that she had personally killed the other.

Sasori gave what could be counted as a snort. "Leader-sama made a few arrangements."

Sakura began to scowl as she inhaled through her nose. "Hey- You don't smell like wood! Are you… human now?"

Sasori seemed thoroughly annoyed at the fact that she had noticed and reminded him that he was no longer a puppet.

She took his silence as a yes, and allow herself to smile.

"Never thought you'd be human; especially after I killed you." A grin had begun to accumulate on her face, before she remembered her current situation; injured and drained of chakra. "Wait, why haven't you killed me yet?"

At this the now human man smirked. "Because Leader-sama requested for me to fetch you."

"Wha-" Sakura had no chance to finish that sentence, for Sasori lugged her up and swung her over his shoulder like a sack.

As much as she thrashed about, she couldn't get away from his grip.

"Stop that. It's annoying."

"You're not the one being carried like a sack of potatoes!"

"That's because I doubt you would just willingly walk alongside me."

"…I hate you."

Sasori actually made an audible snort, which seized to only piss off Sakura more. "I swear to Kami that once I have the chance, I'll kill you again."

"You were lucky the first time because of Chiyo. You won't be able to this time."

"Of course I'll be able to!"

"No."

"Why damn your wooden-turned-human ass all the way to-"

Right as Sakura went to finish her statement, Deidara (Hadn't he been killed too?) appeared in front of them.

"You two bicker like a married couple, un."

Much to Sasori dismay, Tobi followed right behind.

"You mean pretty girl and Sasori-senpai are married, Senpai?"

Even though Sakura couldn't see Sasori's face, she had a feeling there was a smirk on it.

"No Tobi, Sakura- I mean pretty girl- Just wants to marry me. I haven't excepted yet."

Tobi gasped before exclaiming, "Why wouldn't Sasori-senpai want to marry pretty girl! Tobi thinks Sasori-senpai should marry pretty girl right away!"

By this point Deidara was trying to contain his laughter while Sasori was smirked.

Sakura on the other hand, was as red as a tomato.

She muttered darkly under her breath; "I wish you were dead again."

I know Sasori's kind of OOC at the end^^ But I can kind of picture this happenings;)