Chapter 13 (Freddie's POV)

Our look alikes were knocking at the door at three. "Freddie, go hide in the back for minute!" Carly hissed.

"Why?" I asked.

"Because they're going to freak if they see you as soon as they walk in," she replied.

Sam came up behind me and pushed me into Spencer's room. "Stay." Sam said it like I was a dog or something.

I heard our look alikes come in. The door shut behind them. I could hear someone locking the door. Wow. Sounds traveled amazingly in Spencer's room. "Go ahead and sit down." I heard Carly say.

Footsteps were coming to Spencer's door. Sam opened the door and threw me my gun. "Where's my shotgun?" I whined.

"You don't want them to have a heart attack," Sam scoffed. "Anyway, Carly wants you to come out now."

I nodded and put the gun in the back pocket of my jeans. I followed Sam out to the living room. Sam walked over by Carly. I stopped by Spencer's robot. Our look alikes turned their heads around and looked at me. I could see Carly's look alike jump out of the seat. She rushed toward the door.

I pulled my gun out and pointed it at her. "I don't want to shoot you, please step away from the door."

Carly's look alike took her hand away from the door. She walked back over to the couch and sat down. "We're not really here for iCarly, are we?" Sam's look alike said.

"Nope. Sorry," I told them.

"You guys tricked us over here...again," my look alike muttered.

"Yes, well, this time, you won't be sitting here doing nothing," I growled.

"Okay, then, what are we going to be doing? Are you going to shoot us or something?" Carly's look alike asked me.

I walked in front of them. "Let's not get ahead of our selves. First, I don't want to call you 'Carly's look alike', 'Sam's look alike', and 'my look alike'. So I would like to know your names. Just first name, please."

"I'm Malese." Carly's look alike folded her arms.

"I'm Annie and you're cute," Sam's look alike giggled. (A/N: This will probably the only time you will see me write the word "giggled". I hate that word.)

I glanced at Sam and she rolled her eyes. "And I am Gabriel," my look alike told me.

"And you all know me, Freddie. Any questions?" I asked.

"Yeah." Malese raised her hand. "Did you really kill that kid?"

I frowned. "Okay, I'm really NOT going to answer that because I've had to answer it a hundred times. I know you all are just bursting to ask me about the murder, but instead of telling you the story, I'm just going to skip to the point: I want you guys to help me rob a bank."

All three of the look alikes started cracking up. I looked over at Sam and Carly. They both shrugged. I pretended to cough. Gabriel said, "You're not serious!"

I pointed the gun at the look alikes. They stopped laughing. "This isn't a joke. I'm a dangerous fugitive and I will kill you if you don't help me," I growled.

"Whoa! Dude! Chill!" Gabriel held up his hands.

"Why do you need to rob a bank?" Annie asked.

"I can't stay in the US. If I do, they'll catch me and I'll go back to jail. And I don't feel like going back to that hellhole anytime soon. I need the money to leave the country," I explained.

"What's in it for us?" Malese raised an eye brow.

"Alright, if four of us steal a million dollars, we'll split it. Two-hundred and fifty thousand dollars each. How does that sound?" I said.

Gabriel looked at Malese and Annie. "Hey, I don't know what you guys think, but that sounds like a pretty damn good deal to me," he told the girls. Gabriel looked at me and stood up. "I'm in."

"So if I do it I can be around you?" Annie looked at me.

I felt my face turn red. "Uh...I guess."

She smiled. "Okay, then. I'm in."

"I might as well," Malese muttered.

I grinned. "So we're all at an agreement?"

The look alikes nodded. Cool. So it looked like I had my own team of bank robbers.


The next day, Spencer called his buddy, Socko, and asked if his sister, Barb, could come over and cut our hair.(A/N: Ha! Get it? Barb? Barber? I crack myself up. Joking.) For an extra thirty bucks she wouldn't say a word about me staying there.

Barb cut my Mohawk off, which kinda pissed me off. But if it kept me from getting caught fine. When she was done with my hair it looked emo. Hair was covering my right eye. I really did look emo.

"So do you like it?" Barb asked.

"Uh...Yeah. It's great. No one would guess it's me," I said.

Barb smiled and started chewing a piece of gum. "See, I always wanted my own shop. But until I get enough money, I'm stuck with working at the hair place down the street."

I nodded and put the money in her hand. "Well, good luck with that. Thanks for the haircut. It really means a lot to me."

Barb ruffled my new hairdo. "Don't worry, kid. I won't tell any one," she winked.

Then Barb gave Malese, Annie, Gibby, and Gabriel all haircuts. Gabriel's haircut looked like mine. Carly and Sam got there hair cut like Malese and Annie. Sam and Annie argued about what haircut they were getting. In the end, they both ended up just getting trims. Gibby just got his hair trimmed. Carly and Malese's hair came up to their shoulders.

Barb left after she cut Spencer's hair. His hair looked, honestly, the same. Sam took one look at my hair and said, "You look emo."

"Shit, Freddie, why did you let her cut it like that?" Carly asked.

"I just needed to change my hair style, jeez," I said.

"Whatever you say...emo," Carly said.

"Carly," I frowned.

"Okay, fine! It's not my fault your hair looks weird." Carly walked away.

Sam brushed some hair out of my eye. "Even though you look emo, I think you still look cute," she smiled.

Sam, Carly, Spencer, and our look alikes sat at the table. "Alright, we will be robbing a bank tomorrow," I said. "Since we only have two guns, so Gabriel and I will take the guns. Malese and Annie will both have knives."

"And what do we do?" Sam pointed to herself, Carly, and Spencer.

"Sam, you will stand out side and act like a beggar. If we have company, step in front of the window," I told her.

"What window?"

"Any window. Spencer and Carly you two will sit in the car. But keep your faces hidden," I said.

"What about me?" Gibby asked.

"Gibby, you will be by a police station and call if they start to leave," I said.

Tomorrow was going to be fun.

Author's note: Fun fact-Malese, Annie, and Gabriel are the names of the actors that play the Carly, Sam, and Freddie's look alikes. I didn't feel like giving them last names though.