The end comes with all the din
of pandemonium
The guilty wail out their innocence
The wrathful fight forevermore,
The barrators mired in pitch
Among these you find me
Wretched in sin
Remorseless even in my wretchedness
Pride bears me up
Even as it weighs me down
in my eternal punishment
I stride ever on
Looking forward to eternity
Voldemort looked up from his reading. Which just happened to be the diary of one Severus Snape. " This is…quite depressing. I'm going to have to insist you see a psychiatrist, Severus."
"What?" Snape sputtered. "A shrink!"
"Yes Severus, a shrink. It's all well and good to be evil- encouraged, even- but this disgusting… emo-ness has got to end. I can't have you bringing down morale. What have you got to be so depressed about anyway? I mean, so the love of your life married your greatest enemy. It's not like you had a shot. And so what if you're still a virgin and likely to die that way. I've seen you naked; you wouldn't be pleasing anyone with that thing anyway." Voldemort returned to reading Snape's diary, grimacing when things turned particularly emotional.
It was at that moment that Severus Snape decided to betray Lord Voldemort. No matter how annoying Dumbledore was (damn those twinkling eyes) at least he didn't make fun of him!