Knox Style (Watch it all here .com/user/knoxskorner1?blend=2&ob=4)

There I was, in the middle of huge fight with Erasers. All I knew was I was falling, and hitting my head on a rock. And this is first thing that came to me…

"Heyyy, heyy you over there!"

Max sighed, "Gazzy stop imitating that."

"Heeyyy, I see you over there."

Iggy rolled his eyes and said dully, "Yeah I see you too."

It took Gazzy a moment before he started to laugh. He didn't really understand at first but then it kicked in. Iggy was blind…

"Can you do the Funky Chicken?" Angel said walking into the room with her hands in her armpits.

I looked up, "What the…?"

Max jumped up and stuck her hands in her armpits as well. "How do you do the Funky Chicken?"

Angel was eager to teach her, "You stick your arms in your little arm baskets. And you kick your legs out like this." With that she started to stick out her legs one by one repeatedly. "And there it is, you're doing the funky chicken! Oh! I GOT TO GO!" And Angel hurried out of the room as I watched in shock at Max dancing.

And suddenly a blue blob of a thing walked into the room with a sheriff badge stuck to its chest and a gun in its hand. "Hey, you, are you doing the Funky Chicken?"

"Yes, I am doing the Funky Chicken."

The blue blob shook its head, "That's it, you get the death penalty." And he grabbed her by the arm dragging her out of the room. I was confused at this point. Nothing made sense…

"I JUST WANNA RUB MY FACE ALL OVER IT!" Nudge yelled. And when I looked at her she rubbed her face on a pancake. And suddenly, it blew up.

I sat back and blinked my eyes, with a look at Iggy I saw he was laughing. Gazzy sat with him as they chuckled at their bombs.

Total ran over, "I like to sit on my pancakes." I watched as he sat down and the pancake exploded.

"I got a tummy ache." Angel complained.

I turned to look at her, and jumped to my feet when I saw her. There was a huge spike sticking through her. I wasn't aware of my words, "Yeah I bet."

"I just got really bad cramps in my kabumbum… I took some medicine for it… DIDN'T WORK!"

Then another spear was thrown into her. Right into her head. I turned to look at where it came from and saw another blue blob.

"I got a bad migrane…"

"Hey!" I found myself yelling, "Hey dude. Hey you with the spikes, can you stop throwing spikes at this girl? It's kinda mean."

All he said was, "I'm not throwing any spikes."

"Um yes you are. Yes you are because you're the only person on this table…" What the hell? Did I just say table? "Right now who has spikes. It can't be anybody else."

"Well," the guy said, "How come you have spikes?"

"What are you talking about, you're the one that has spikes."

Angel turned on me then, "You're the one that gave me a stomach ache, and the headache aren't yah?"

"I don't have any spikes, he has spikes!"

The blue blob shook its head, "You do have spikes. The spikes are in your head."

"I don't have spikes in my head. He's being a dummy that's what he's doing." I said dummy…?

Out of no where the sheriff came and shot the blob in the head. Repeatedly…

But my attention was stolen from Angel when Gazzy yelled. "Help, I need help. Heeellppp, I need help. I'm stuck in the VCR…"

Slowly I turned my head to look at him. There he was, half dangling from the VCR. Upon seeing this, I wondered vaguely if I was on some sort of drug trip. I couldn't think of any other reason… And holy crap, the VCR was huge…

"How did you get stuck in the VCR?" I asked.

"I wanted to be on TV."

And then Angel was next to me talking. She still had spikes sticking out of her in every direction.

"Can you help get him out?" I said stupidly. It seemed I had no control over my words.

"I can't help him, I'm just a kid."

"Oh…" I ended up leaving him in the VCR. Actually… he got himself stuck all the way in the VCR and I forgot about him.

Then another person yelled in another direction, "This is a big emergency."

I didn't know what to expect when I looked… Lissa… And Bridget. What the hell?

Lissa was the one that spoke. But Bridget said something strange, "Listen you need to take a chill pill."

"What? No, I have a problem."

But Bridget insisted, "You need to take a chill pill. Hold out your hand with the chill pill in it. You got the chill pill in you hand, put your chill in your mouth like this." Bridget stuck the chill pill in her mouth. "Okay now swallow the chill pill. Did you swallow the chill pill?"

"Yes, I took a chill pill, now I'm chilled. Now you need to help me. If you don't help me soon then I'm going to be dead."

Suddenly a huge toy car rammed into her and knocked her on to floor before driving away casually…

I blinked my eyes and they were gone.

Then I realized the only other living flock member… Angel was now dead on the floor… I suppose Gazzy could be alive and starting a new life in the VCR, but it was just Iggy and me. And so he walked over to me. "Do you know who I am?"

"Iggy…?"

"No," he said, "I'm Dr. Bob and you have a problem. You'll die in two days if I don't operate right now."

"What's wrong with me?"

He swung his arm up and held a gun, "You better pay in advance." And he shot me.

I bolted up from the ground. Looking around I saw the flock, fighting. Everyone was alive, and Iggy didn't shoot me in the face. I guess I just blacked out…