Enjoy.
Sweet Songs of Love
"Maxxx," Gazzy called out.
"What's that?" She murmured not really paying attention.
"I must tell you something. It is very important. MY LIFE COULD DEPEND ON WHAT YOU SAY!"
She looked up from the book she had been trying to read. "What's that?"
"First you have to know. Or… promise. You will not judge me on what I say."
She sighed and dropped her shoulders, it must be important. "On with it?"
He burst into song.
"In a world far away
There were six kids
And a dog.
The dog was kinda annoying
But that's okay
They loved him anywayyy.
His name was Total
We ditched him in a motel."(Pronounced Motal)
It was Fang's idea to leave him there
And you didn't seem to care
But Angel cried for days and days!" He started head banging while singing the last sentence.
"Many places they flew
And not many knew
That the rumors were true
The bird kids really blew on their stew.
The flock
Faced guys with Glocks
Sometimes I needed a smock
Fang touched his cock." This caused Fang to say "What the fuck?"
"But nobody could mock
Because Max wanted his cock." Max made a face of horror.
"But check it out
She's after the wrong lout
Without a doubt
The true one would be there in any drought
Do not pout
Or cover your snout
Fang ge'out" Everyone was starting to get anxious at the rap.
"I'm pullin ou' my map
Max is runnin' laps
In my head
When she tells me to go to bed
I dream of her
And know everything is okay.
Max
Oh lady, Max
My baybay, Maaaaxxx
Miss lady, Max
Don't you see
Your heart belongs to me
I think of you while I pee
And that's how its got to beeee
I'll be in glee
When I think of youuu
Don't you see
Fang ain't the guy fo you
He treats fo' (Fool)
He's not for you
He won't be there when you poo
Or whatever you do
Even when you moooo
Or when you're covered in goo!"
Max had a scared look on her face as she came to the conclusion that Gazzy was professing his love for her.
"I'll follow you like a puppy
Even when you're with a yuppie like Fang
He just wants to bang.
We could be like Edward and Bella
Be togetha fo eva
I jus' don' wanna sip yo' blood
Cuz I bet it tastes like crud
Cuz you eat too much mud.
You're the sexiest thing I ever saw
Even though you think of yourself as my ma
Fang ain't my pa
Yo' ain't old enough or ugly enough to be a wife of his you too sexy my girl."
Max's eye began to twitch and Iggy finally could not stand it, he fell on the floor and proceeded to die of laughter. Fang kicked him.
"I can see you in a thong
Smoking out of a bong
But I don' know
If you'd stoop so low.
You could wear a bow
In your hair on our wedding day
Fang could be gay
We'd do it by the bay
And Fang would lay
In the street trying to be run over because he lost you to me may it be.
Then Fang would be dead
And we would be free
Let it be.
If any other man ever tries to put a move on you
I'd shoot him with your poo
You could spit up goo
And we'll glue him to the ground.
So admit it, Max
I will play you the sax
Just relax.
See the truth in my eyes
I see it in yours
They call it love
And I don't wear gloves
We could go to clubs.
This is the time
It's not a crime
I'm sick of this rhyme
The truth is Max…"
Finally he actually spoke, "Iggy loves you."
Yeah I know, another one where Iggy wins. He just pwns. It's just too easy to have him win everytime. I promise next time I will do somthing else.