Happy April Fools Day! Just you wait. In 7 days, on April 7th, for a reason you will know later, there will be an amazing Fax story. =]

Fang's POV

"AHHHHHHHHH, FAAAAAAAAANNNNNNGGGGG!!! Max yelled screamed loudly.

I jumped up and ran out of the room to find Max in the dinning room. "What?"

She struggled to catch her breath, "The… computer," she gasped. "Is… possessed. Fang, it's evil!"

I gave her a long look, "What?"

"It's possessed."

I raised my eyebrows. "What do you mean… possessed?"

Max leaned over the laptop and pulled it open. My eyes dropped to screen, which was acting on it's own. The first scrolled through my blog entries and then the screen went black, and in big white letters it flashed, "MAX"

I simply looked at the screen, "Holy crap."

The screen continued to flash, but the words changed, "MAX LOVES FANG!"

Max shook her head and looked at me, "Pfft." She said dismissingly. I secretly hoped it was a cover.

So I covered for myself too, "What the fuck is wrong with this thing?"

"I don't know, but, it LIESSSSS!" She yelled at me angrily.

I sighed, I completely wished that she was the one lying so that things wouldn't be awkward that I thought she liked me and my source was a… laptop. "Maybe we should get a new laptop."

"Yeah," Max said, "We should smash this one."

Then the laptop changed it's words again, "DON'T SMASH ME SISTA FRIEEEND!"

"Again…" I muttered, "What the fuck?"

"Don't swear little boy."

Max was freaked out now, and I wouldn't admit it but so was I. My thoughts immediately thought of the hacker in the New York City subway tunnel. "Can it hear us?" She asked.

"Uh… I think so. Can you hear us?"

And it said something repulsive, "Yes I can hear you Fangy Wangy Bangy Boy, I hear you loud and clear."

"This is stupid." I proclaimed. "I'm not gonna tolerate a computer like this. I'm smashing it."

"If you smash me, Nudge will die."

Max seemed determined to get all the information she could out of the tiny laptop. "How would you be able to get Nudge?"

"I am alive." Suddenly the laptop slid off the desk and onto the floor by the wall facing us. "Nudge is stupid anyway." Then it went on. "NOOOOOOOOOOO! SHE ISN'T! IT'S IGGY THAT SHOULD DIE!"

"Does this laptop have multiple personality disorder?" I asked with a laugh. And a slight idea of who it was playing the prank. It was, after all, April Fools Day.

"I... don't know"

The laptop spoke again "I am indeed skitzafrinic. I apologize. Are my multiple personalities are ruining our conversation?"

"Does this count as a conversation?" I wondered. "Can't we just smash you? Or otherwise find you and kick your ass?"

"NO! DON'T KICK OUR ASS!"

Then my theory was proven true as I heard Iggy's voice through the wall, "RETARD! YOU SAID 'OUR'"

"We should have known..." Max scowled at me.

"Should have known that Fang masturbates at the sound of Max's name?"

At that sentence I heard Nudge scream through the wall, "EWWWWWWWWWWW!" And Iggy quickly responded with, "Shut up."

I yelled through the wall into Iggy's room, "WE CAN HEAR YOU GUYS! GIVE IT UP!"

"You can't have our virginity."

"I'm turning it off now!" I scowled.

"TMI man, TMI, my personalities don't need to know when you're up or down."

I grabbed Max's hand and walked out of the room. With a look over my shoulder I could see that the laptop was talking to no one. We reached Iggy's door and I opened in and crept in the exactly silent way that always made Max cringe while I breathed down her neck.

I walked for a moment as Iggy and Nudge fought over the keyboard until I interrupted, "Ahem."

Nudge whipped around, "Er, hey Fang."

All Iggy did was laugh nervously, "APRIL FOOLS!?"

And about two seconds later Total walked in the room. Completely shaved. What he had to say was, "I hate Gazzy. Don't trust him with a razor. And Angel, I don't like her mind control power. April Fools Day sucks."

Max and I both agreed. But then I realized I was still holding her hand. Maybe it didn't suck so bad…