Author's Note: I don't own anything except Truffles is an oc

Many months had gone by and Voldemort and Truffles were closer than ever! Truffles would follow Voldemort everywhere and anywhere. It was adorable. Voldemort even found a fluffy cushion to add to his evil throne so she could sit with him.

Snape of course had designed it. It was pink and sparkly with feathers and it said little princess on it. Truffles of course loved it and also became attached to Snape! Which he of course loved. He would call her Truff Truff and she would flop over on her belly so he could rub it.

One day, Truffles wasn't feeling well. She wasn't terribly active and she kept itching at her ears and throwing up. "Dark Lordy! Truff Truff needs to go to the vet!"

"Take her my minion! DO IT!"

Snape took Truffles to the vet and he used floo powder. Unfortunately, along the way Truffles got sick and threw up in her cat carrier. Snape checked in with the vet and he sat down.

The door opened and out walked Hermione Granger with her cat Crookshanks. When Truffles saw Crookshanks, she snapped out of her state and called mournfully out to Crookshanks. "Aww does my Truff Truff want out?"

Snape opened the cat carrier and Truffles jumped out and ran over to Crookshanks. "Truffles! Come back!" called Snape.

Well, needless to say, Truffles didn't come back because she was "busy" with Crookshanks. They were sniffing each other and they began to groom each other. Hermione wasn't really paying attention because she was lost in her own little world.

Pretty soon, Crookshanks and Truffles started the mating dance. It was on that day that Truffles would conceive children. Truffles was going to be a mother!

Snape didn't want to interrupt Truffles and Crookshanks so he pretended that nothing was happening. Instead he read a magazine on how to become badass.

After the vet, Snape brought Truffles to Voldemort and sang, "Truffles is gonna be a mom!"

Voldemort looked at Snape and gasped as he whispered, "Who is the father? Are we going to have to go on one of those tv shows where there are like 5 potential fathers and there is a paternity test?"

"No Sir! I know who the father is!"

"TELL MEH!"

"Crookshanks, Hermione Granger's cat!"

"OMG SO PERFECT! IT WILL LEAD POTTER HERE!"

"How does Truffles have anything to do with Potter?"

"Just wait my minion…just wait."

Snape went into his room and began to design fluffy pillows for the future kittens.