Chapter Three: Hospitals are wonderful Things
Kim sat in a chair feeding Shego bits of breakfast after Shego had whined and shot Kim her version of the puppy dog pout, which Kim had to admit was cute and deadly like a killer rabbit. Shego just lay there enjoying Kim's attention and milking Kim's guilt for all it was worth after all Shego justified a good best friend would milk any situation in which one of the best friends had hurt the other in order to give the hurter a reason not to hurt their best friend again. Yep in Shego's world everything was perfect and even Kim seemed completely at ease.
Naturally this is the part where the peace was shattered as both Drakken and Ron got stuck in the door trying to get into the room first followed closely by Betty and Will, the Possible clan, Monique and Felix, and a special quest appearance of a living breathing Wade.
"Good morning everyone," Kim smiled sweetly while Shego just grunted annoyed at the interruption of her breakfast. "Since Shego is not a morning person I'll do all the talking," grunt from Shego, "now Shego is willing to give up her life of crime in light of recent events and is willing to accept G.J. monitoring on three conditions; one she will live at my house, two she will teach at Middleton High, and third she may come on missions with me of course terms can be modified at anytime." The three whiners Drakken, Ron, and Betty were the only complainers and the Possible clan just seemed to accept this.
"Ms. Possible it is impossible Shego is a wanted criminal and should be locked away," Betty Director cut in but her missing shadow, Will Du, and her fright last night left her voice shaking.
"Come on K.P. this is Shego she tried to kill us before remember," Ron butted in visions of monkeys dancing in his head left his eyes wild.
"Shego how can you just up and quite I demand an explanation," Drakken whined like he usually does.
"Kim your father and I talked," Anne stepped forward and right behind her Kim's father spoke up,
"That's right Kimmie Cub we trust your judgment and if you think that this is best then so be it."
"What!" came the indignant squawk of the whiners.
"Were in too Girlfriend," Monique stepped forward pushing Felix and dragging Wade to the front both of them tossing in their two cents. It seemed that the whiners were ready to go crazy until a chilling voice froze everyone and all turned to see Shego's hands engulfed in Plasma and her voice cut the whiners to their very souls.
"Drakken your stupid scheme nearly killed me and it hurt my Angel, that's my job, Betty team Possible will come out better for this and as independent contractors to G.J. whenever you need us, and you Ronald you do not own Kim she can do whatever the hell she wants do you all get that?" The three just whimpered and whined.
"Shego, no plasma just yet not let me handle this," Kim stepped between Shego and her targets. "Now Dr. Director this is best for everyone the world loses a master thief and gains a great hero, Dr. Drakken Shego has decided not to work for you anymore and you should accept that before she burns I quit into you, and Ron I get what you were trying to tell me during that mission the thing is that I believe that we should just remain friends I do love you but as a brother nothing more and you too Rufus," she added to the naked mole rat that had climbed up to her shoulder to give her a hug of acceptance.
"Now if there is nothing else I was enjoying breakfast, I suggest you all come back later and we can talk more than. If I have to deal with anymore annoyances I will flash fire those that have already pissed me off."
"Uh, Shego about that," began Dr. Director before the door burst opened revealing a kaleidoscope of red, purple, and blue.
"Shego," cried Hego rushing forward to give his sister a hug, while the Wegos and Mego joined the safe group. "We heard that you were quitting crime and returning to the hero business, well done." Shego shot Dr. Director a look which even thought Betty had turned her back deliberately she could still feel it. In that instance there came a flash of green light and a loud explosion from the room once everyone regained their senses they found the wall leading to the hallway was gone and in the rubble burned and ragged lay; Betty, Ron, Drakken, and Hego.
"It's a good thing were in a hospital," Kim commented lightly as she turned and resumed feeding Shego breakfast.
"Hospitals really are wonderful things," Shego said glad that the annoyances were dealt with. Kim and Shego went back to what they were doing before the interruption while the intact group just alternated shocked looks between the rubble and the two sitting on the bed enjoying breakfast as if nothing was wrong.
"A hundred bucks says they become a couple by the end of the week," Mego finally spoke up which prompted everyone to begin laying bets as Ron, Drakken, Betty, and Hego were rushed to the burn ward.