Chapter Eight: Unlucky

A.N. Well I just recieved a very discriptive review of everything that was wrong and I partly agree with some of the things that were said. Only a few mind you if that person had bothered to read my bio they would have seen that the first line is a confession that I am not much of an author so no apologies from me. Anyway speaking of my bio I have updated it with future story ideas and I want your opinions on them or even suggestions just P.M. me and I will be very greatful. Anyway enough of that it is now time for the next chapter so read on to your heart's content.

"Oh," was all a dark green blushing Shego could say. This awkward moment left them both blind to the figure kneeling behind Shego's car. Slowly the figure opened the case it brought with it and selected the best item. Ever so slowly the figure set up it's equipment and when it was done it turned towards the two on the cliff and carefully aimed it's sights so that the sunset wouldn't interfere. The figure's finger tightened and there came a sound like a click and a bright flash as two screams of pain reverberated through the air.

"Ah, Dam it!" roared Shego reeling from the blinding flash and bumping into Kim who was crotched down mumble a few choice words at the sudden and intense light. Both stopped when they heard a familiar giggling and the sound of feet hightailing it. Still blind Shego oriented herself to the noise and let loose an arc of plasma which tripped the figure and both Kim and Shego pounced on the noise and the person.

They both waited for their eyes to focus and when they did they were confronted by the pale but smiling face of sugar and clenched tightly in her hands was a digital camera. Shego opened her mouth to rip Sugar a new one but to her surprise Kim beat her too it,

"Sugar you have five seconds to explain what the hell you were thinking or else you're going to learn to fly the hard way." Sugar paled even further, if that was even possible, and now resembled a body on a slab but the smile seemed chiseled on to her face as it never wavered. Shego on the other hand felt a pleasant tingle throughout her body at Kim's words and wondered if she could ever make Kim talk to her like that.

"Of course I would then have to show her who is really the sexy bitch around here, but hey I could let her have a moment or two," Shego's thought and a small smile graced her face but was gone just as quickly as she looked back down at Sugar igniting her hands and laying them on either side of Sugar's head and leaning in close.

"Oh, does Shego want to play?" Sugar purred and puckered up her lips leaving Shego bewildered and Kim furious.

"Oh no you don't," Kim snapped thrusting her face in between Sugar and Shego which didn't bother Shego at all as she inhaled Kim's scent of roses and apples. Seemingly unafraid or perhaps just crazy more likely the latter Sugar just grinned up at Kim before puckering her lips again and saying,

"Sorry Kim I didn't know that you just wanted me to yourself or maybe you want to share." Sugar giggled at Kim and Shego's stunned reactions. The two Amazonians just looked up at each other for a second and when they looked back down there was Sugar's jumpsuit still conformed to every curve, zipped and button up, but no Sugar. Even as they watched it slowly deflated on them. The two of them whirled and saw Sugar running on stealthy feet in a G.J. tank top and running shorts. They jumped on her again and again Sugar just giggled and said,

"Déjà Vu"

"Sugar why are you out here," Shego sighed.

"Well Shego I thought it would be best to follow the couple and see what kind of juicy stuff I could get."

"Were not a couple!" a blushing Kim and Shego roared causing several rocks in the cliff to be loosened. "Wait a minute," Shego stopped, "how did you get here Sugar?" Now Sugar looked scared and took a deep breath saying,

"Inside your trunk,"

"My car doesn't have a trunk," Shego said raising an eyebrow. Now Sugar was literally gushing sweat and both Kim and Shego let her stand up while wiping their hands on their pants to remove the sweat. Finally with much sliding her feet Sugar turned and bolted shouting over her shoulder,

"It does now," Shego stared after her for one second unable to comprehend what she had just heard then with a roar that a bomb would envy causing the loose rocks to break free from the cliff and plummet to the base of the cliff,

"No one hurts my baby and lives," taking off after Sugar murder in her eyes and with Kim attached to her waist trying to hold her back but having no effect on Shego at all and while the three ran back towards Middleton unaware of the woman lying in an impact crater at the base of the cliff watching the rocks fall towards her and thinking,

"Man today has just not been my day," she watched as the rocks all hit the ground forming a circle around her leaving her with some hope as her thoughts turned positive going, "Hey maybe my lucks changing," and as she saw the last and naturally biggest rock falling towards here she thought, "Nope still unlucky". The rock landed with a sickly impact and she felt pain throughout her entire body but amazingly, not for her, she was still alive but in a great deal of pain.

"How did it come to this rock," she asked the rock as she pushed it up and away and as she lay there breathing in and out she could fell her body begin to heal but knew it would take several hours she decided to take a walk down memory lane to see where everything had gone wrong.

It seemed simple gather as much information about Kim and Shego as possible. Her current employer had even come up with a catchy name for it he called it Operation: KIGO. So she had gone to the hospital but they weren't impressed by her reporter credentials and to make matters worse she had been caught by Kim Possible's mother and father and boy did they let her have it, it made her feel like a kid again and she had done something wrong while her sister managed to get away with it.

When she caught sight of Shego's mother and father she jumped out the nearest window and landed stomach first into a tree. That was when she had seen Kim and Shego take off and had landed bum first into the small circular patch of cacti in the middle of the flower bed. After several minutes picking cacti's needles out of her butt she had to speed to catch up but to her surprise they seemed to be taking the scenic route home.

Of course no high speed stealth chase could be complete without getting pulled over by the police and getting a ticket. So once that piece of humiliation was done she drove onward and when she saw their car driving towards Lover's Union she had pulled off onto the road that lead to the bottom of the cliff and managed to plow through the road closed signs enduring a bumpy ride down to the bottom.

Once there she began to scale the cliff and when she reached the top she was confronted by the mesmerizing sight of the perfect moment. She flipped out her phone and began recording a video of the moment. She thought it was beautiful the way Shego knelt to the ground clasping Kim's hands firmly but gently and the way Kim's hair floated around her blushing maiden's face while Shego's silk black hair went straight back.

Just at that moment there was a blinding flash and she felt herself falling but not just any falling but the hit everything on the way down but the kitchen sink falling. She hit the ground and left a crater there while up above the voices become whispers and then a large shout set the rocks trembling she prayed that they would not fall and they did not so as she let out a sigh of relief another shout knocked the stones loose and as they plummeted towards her she thought, "typical" and the rest of what she had thought before.

She then let out a big yawn and decided to rest so that her body would recover faster. "At least the phone is still intact," she thought and with her eye's closing on her, her last thought was, "but Dr. Drakken's going to be unhappy."