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Blackmail

"Oh shit! Oh shit! Oh shit! Reno! Stop fucking laughing and run!! If Seph catches us were screwed!" Zack jokingly shoved Reno to the side as the red head burst into another round of laughter. Finally pulling himself together, Reno set his mind to one thing and one thing only; Get the fuck away from Sephiroth and fast! Another round of laughter threatened to erupt from his mouth as he remembered what he and Zack had busted the 'manly' general doing on camera.

~ 5 MINS EARLIER~

"Reno get your ass out of my face!" "You like staring at my face yo! Just admit it" "I'm gunna beat the shit out of you…" "Yeh, yeh you always say that man, think of something new. Besides SOLDIER boy, you can't even catch me!" "Bullshit!…" "Shut up! He's coming!"

The two boys, who were sitting in Sephiroth's air vent with a camera, held their breaths. If they got busted now… Sephiroth walked through the door and strolled into his bedroom. And stayed there. For ages. "Fuck man…" Reno whispered, "20mins later!" He looked at Zack, who held up two fingers to his head in the shape of a gun.

Reno forced himself not to laugh as he caught sight of Seph walking into the room wearing baggy pants and a loose fitting t-shirt as he casually walked to a pile of pillows right beneath them. Reno carefully switched on the video camera and angled it at Seph.

Zacks eyes widened as Seph put down a number of sparkly, flowery, butterfly and pretty clips and looked at Reno who was crying at the effort of not laughing. Both of them watched with amusement as Seph started to braid his hair, placing the clips in the most perfectly arranged places.

Reno and Zack could hardly breath as their bodies shook with suppressed laughter at the 'manly' general below them.

Sephiroth who had finally finished braiding his hair picked up the mirror at his feet and looked at his work. "Yes Seph, you do have amazing hair when it is braided. Better than that Lara Croft chick anyway" Sephiroth said out loud.

That's when Sephiroth noticed the red light on the camera above him and could just make out to people in the dark.

Zack and Reno, who were practically dead from holding back laughter, looked back at the general…. Only to find him glaring angrily up at them.

"oh fuck man…" Reno said through breaths. He looked at Zack, whose face literally said run.

~PRESENT MOMENT~

"GET BACK HERE YOU LITTLE SHITS!!" Reno and Zack being the smart people they are, ran faster.

"Left here man, there should be an air vent we can jump up into." Zack followed Reno's instructions and pulled the air vent off and launched himself up. Tossing the camera up to Zack, Reno jumped up himself.

"Thanks for the blackmail yo!" Reno cackled as Seph rounded the corner just in time to see Reno's bright red hair disappear . It didn't mean he couldn't hear the pairs uncontrolled laughter as he glared up at them and as he stalked away. Their laughter ringing in his head.

"Omg man…." Zack barley got out as he struggled to breath. Looking up at his partner in crime, Zack knew Reno had already got something in mind.

"Now…" Reno said, eyes glittering mischievously, "for phase two…"