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Saints or Sinners?

"I cant believe this! I cant understand Tseng being all angry n shit at you partner, but im a fucking angel! Why would he do this to me…?" Rude sighed and shook his head at his crap talking friend. Reno, an angel…? Yeh fucking right. Looking back at his partner, Rude couldn't help but think that his ego couldn't possibly get any bigger, but stopped short as two girls walked past, each fluttering their eyelashes at the redhead as he immediately turned on his 'Reno charm'. "Reno!" Rude called as he motioned to the chopper near by. Reno didn't even glance back at the girls as he walked off which was uncharacteristic of him. Rude raised an eyebrow, silently asking his question. "Fake boobs man, both of them. There no good when there not real." Reno grinned and climbed into the chopper, with Rude right behind him.

Reno miserably jumped down from the chopper, an unreadable expression on his face as he stared at the pavement as he and Rude walked to the newly built Catholic School.

"I can't believe where doing this yo… Its so pathetically un-cool…" "Reno, just put up with it, it could be two weeks not one." "Yeh yeh I guess" Reno sighed again as he pushed the doors open to the building and his impending doom.

"Hello, you must be the boys that are going to be working as the P.E teachers, yes? My name is Lionette, But you will refer to me as Miss. Grasspot." Reno sniggered under his breath. "Yes we are, and we are MEN not BOYS" Reno shook her head at the ridiculous comment. Me not a man..? Pfft, well Rude is a man, im more like an immature man.. Reno grinned and was brought out of his own world and managed to catch the last couple of words of what 'Miss. Grasspot' had just said. "Im sorry could you please repeat that?" Reno looked at the woman innocently. "Hmm, what I just said was is to please refrain yourselves from swearing, bringing up drug use, hell or anything sexually orientated, if you do, I will be forced to remove you from this program. Very well, since you are not speaking or have an objection to that, I will see you tomorrow morning at 8."

I can't believe this……. Im going to go crazy! She's basically saying im not allowed to breath…Hmph" Reno sat in complete silence, contemplating his situation. What nerve that Miss. Grasspot had.. Hah! I bet she smokes it too!

Wait…. What had she said about being kicked out if we do……. A purely evil smile crossed Reno's face as he planned his every move and remark for tomorrow. Poor Rude's face actually went pale as he noticed the evil glint in Reno's eyes, and hoped to every god he could think of, that whatever Reno was planning, that he would not unleash it on him.

Reno swaggered into the school the next morning with Rude. His unkempt hair falling over his face. "My gosh! You could have made yourself presentable.." Great… Reno thought, as he took in Miss. Grasspot disgusted face. Just what I need this fucking early in the morning " You could have smoked some this morning to put you in a better mood…." Reno mumbled under his breath. Miss. Grasspot stilled, a look of shock covering her face, and Rude elbowed Reno in the ribs. "Im sorry Miss, please continue" Rude said politely and abruptly followed the woman down the hall.

"Now class, these are your sport teachers, for the time before we can get someone else in. Behave yourselves, as god is always watching over you." All the children looked up to the ceiling, each muttering "amen". Reno smirked, he couldn't wait to corrupt all these innocent little kiddies!

"Ok everyone, my name is Rude and this is Reno, and we will be teaching you for a week." A million questions were all asked at the one time, causing Rude to take an involuntary step back. "Ok! Morsels! Well I should actually say little people, but back off with the questions yo! Now, how old are you guys?" There was a chorus of answers from everywhere, but Reno got a rough idea that they were dealing with eight to ten year olds… Good…He thought So much more easily corrupted.

"Excuse me, but are you going to go to heaven?" Reno looked down at the cute little blonde girl as she looked up at him with adorable brown eyes. "No im going to hell" The room went dead quiet. As every child in the room focused their eyes on Reno. "Why not?" Came the whispered question. " Sexiness like mine isn't allowed in heaven, coz god is a jealous prick… so he's sending me to hell!" Reno grinned at the shocked faces. "Better get used to it guys, god doesn't fuckin love everyone yo." He reached into his coat pocket and pulled out his packet of smokes, quickly lighting one up. "What is that?" Ahh… Let the innocent questions begin "This? This my friend is a smoke. It is a drug. It is bad for you. But it is really fucking good." "Reno!.." Rude hissed through his teeth. He could see what his partner was doing now: Breaking rules. Something he was VERY good at.

~3 DAYS LATER~

"What the fuck happened next?" "What happened next you ask? I fuckin nailed that bitch good yo! Then I kicked her mother fuckin' boyfriends ass to kingdom come! She was good to! She rode real hard to, just the way I like it! I guess that must have been the affects of the dope we smoked but you know, that's what makes it fun!" Rude looked away in shame, knowing there was no hope for the kids now. Reno had used every swear word he could think of and more, put a VERY graphic image of himself screwing some chick in their minds, told them what drugs they should or shouldn't use and that hell was better than heaven because there were hot chicks there, with REAL boobs and hot guys, AND the kids were all swearing like they had been doing it there whole lives. They were going to be in A LOT of trouble.

"O children! How are you all behaving….." Miss. Grasspot froze. Quickly taking in the scene of Reno smoking in the school building, and smoking in front of the children! "Hi Miss. Grasspot! Have you smoked any of that fuckin good weed yet?" "Yeh, Reno said its lots of fun and that you can nails bitches when your fucking high on the shit!" "He also said that hell is awesome coz there are hot guys there!"

Miss. Grasspot dropped to the floor in an unconscious heaps.

"Oh good your finally awake! I take it were not welcome here anymore?" "No your not. Get out!" "What?" Reno plastered a look of hurt on his face "But me and the kids were getting along really well! I taught them a whole new language!"

"GET OUT OF MY SCHOOL!" "Ok, ok calm down, don't get that moist dope of your in a knot, were leaving right now. I just have one question. What do you think of the kids now?" Miss. Grasspot looked out the window, yelling out expletives of every colour and mimicking crude actions that Reno must have taught them. "Tell me, do you think there saints or sinners now?" Reno burst into an evil laugh, as he swaggered out of the building. With Rude close behind him, looking very ashamed.

"My work here is done!" Reno stated as he clapped his hands together and jumped into the chopper, looking very pleased with his work.

AN: If I offended anyone in this story, due to there religion or views, I am very sorry and didn't mean it, I was only trying to write Reno's character properly. Again I am very sorry if I offended anyone, and if asked, I will take this chapter down. But besides that, I hope you liked it! And I will try to update more often, but school gets pretty hectic sometimes… meh….

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