BONK

Need to update more often… sorry, school is NOT co-operating

Got this idea from something that happened at school (I guess it is good for something xD) between me and my friend, I thought it would be good to make into a story, if you don't like it, I don't care, just don't comment, if you like it, please comment and you get a big thumbs up!

"BONK! BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK!"

"Zack, exactly how much sugar did you give him?" " A bit too much I think…" Zack and Angeal stood just insides Sephiroths doorway, watching the normally controlled general bouncing, running, climbing and skipping over everything he could possibly reach.

Angeal sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose as he looked at the ground, as if it held some answer for him. "BONK!" "Shit! I… I mean crap…" Angeal visibly flinched as Sephiroth scared him, his expletives naturally coming out of his mouth. Angeal cast a guilty sideways glance at his student, wondering if he had heard the foul language. "Yes, Angeal, he heard those disgraceful words erupt from your mouth with Sephiroth scared you. It's not like he hasn't heard worse and it's not like he doesn't hang around with me at all…" Genesis flounced into the room, his red trench coat fluttering behind him. Sephiroth, who had noticed the new comer arrive, bounded forward to pick Genesis up, off the ground and hug him. "BONK!" "Yes hello Seph, put me the fuck down now before I burn you…" Sephiroth ungraciously dropped Genesis on his ass, before climbing over the couch, coming to the conclusion that it was much more interesting than the abrasive auburn.

"What type of noise is that anyway?" Angeal asked, desperately trying to make sense of his friends' odd behaviour.

"He's making a frog noise"

"A what…?" "A frog noise" Zack repeated happily. "It's a type of noise a frog makes" "Zack…" Angeal begun, "Show me exactly what Sephiroth has eaten."

15 packets of chocolate, 10 packets of mixed sour lollies, 2 ice cream containers, 10 cans of coke, 2 bottles of creamy soda, 6 packets of Wiz Fiz and 1 huge sugar high later, Angeal and Genesis could finally see why Seph was quiet literally bouncing off the walls.

"Zack…" Genesis said with dread. "I have one question" "And that would be…?" "Why is there double of everything?" "Oh, that's easy, I helped Seph eat some of it" Zack stated matter of factly, with a grin on his face.

"Well thank the goddess you don't become like.." "BONK!" Angeal's shoulders drooped as he watching his crazy student run around the room with the silver general, every bit as high on sugar as his best friend.

"BONK BONK BONK" "BONK BONK BONK BONKONK!…." Zack and Sephiroth feel silent as they both looked at each other, wondering what the heck type of noise each other was making, before falling into bouts of laughter.

"Angeal…" Genesis whispered " I think we need to back away slowly…" "Good idea"

Quietly leaving the room and clicking the door shut behind them, both their faces paled as they heard the unmistakable crash of glass…

"I hope that wasn't Zack attempting to fly again…."