Disclaimer: Don't own Kyou Kara Maou so please don't sue.
A/N Okay guys, I have to leave on a work related trip, so I will be out of town for at-least a week. I promise I will update as soon as I am back. I do have plans for this fic, so don't worry.
To maja san: I know Wolfram seems reserved right now, but that's only because he is going slow so as not to scare Yuuri off. Wolfram feels that now that Yuuri has accepted their relationship, he can afford to take time to woo him. After all, if he jumps Yuuri right now, especially when Yuuri is so unprepared, it will send Yuuri running for the hills.
Chapter 5
To Throw Down the Gauntlet
"Gwendal", Said Conrad with a smile on his face, standing in front of his brother's desk, watching him frown over his paper-work, "We need you to give Heika "The Talk"."
The next second Conrad found himself outside his brother's room, the door behind him slamming shut and sounds of furniture being piled up against the door.
He was greeted by the sound of laughter in his ear, as a pair of muscular arms pressed him to the body behind him. "Was that a no from Gwendal, Captain?"
"Oh well", sighed Conrad, relaxing against Yozak, "I kind of expected Gwendal to react that way. He still hasn't recovered after giving "The Talk" to Wolfram, all those years ago. He barely escaped being burnt to ashes that time. It was very mortifying for both of them."
"How about Gunter?", asked Yozak.
"Still in the infirmnary. The very thought of giving the Heika "The Talk" resulted in a massive nosebleed. It will talk a week for him to get back on his feet. Thank Shinou, Mother isn't back from her trip. We want to educate Heika, not scar him for life." said Conrad.
"Well then, that settles it," said Yozak, with a broad smile on his face, "leave it in my capable hands. I will give the Heika "The Talk"."
"What?" said Conrad looking at his lover incredulously, "You want to do it?"
"Why not? I have lots of experience in these matters so I am the best candidate for the job ", said Yozak, puffing up his chest.
"What experience?" asked his lover darkly, eyes narrowing.
"Ah ha haaa", Yozak backtracked quickly, "Nevermind that, Captain. Just help me get everything ready for Heika."
"Hmm. This conversation isn't over, Yozak, we will continue this later, you will tell exactly how you gathered your so called experience. ", said Conrad with a dangerous smile on his face. "But for now lets go give Yuuri his talk". Conrad gave his lover a sunny smile and walked off.
'Whoo boy! Totally walked into that one.' thought Yozak with a wince. Either he wasn't getting any tonight , or if he was lucky, things will be rough tonight. Yozak followed his captain with a leer on his face.
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Was it just his imagination or was everybody acting weirdly around him? ,thought Yuuri as he made his way to Conrad's office with Wolfram. Conrad had asked him to meet him at his office to discuss something important and Wolfram had insisted on accompanying him. He had also mumbled something about, "better be there for some damage control". He hoped that a crises hadn't emerged with some nation. It worried him to hear about 'damage control'. But they had peaceful relations with most of the nations right? Yuuri couldn't help worrying.
They reached Conrad's office and found that both Yozak and Conrad were present. Yozak was sitting on Conrad's desk whereas Conrad was leaning against the wall, his arms crossed. There was an odd tension in the air. It felt as if he had entered at the tail end of a conversation. Wolfram shut the door behind him with an ominous thud.
"Is everything all right, Conrad?" asked Yuuri , frowning a little.
"Everything is fine Yuuri", said Conrad with a reassuring smile. "Yozak just wanted to talk to you about something."
"Why don't you sit down Heika," said Yozak , taking over.
Both he and Wolf sat down on the chairs facing Yozak. Yuuri couldn't help wondering what this was all about.
"Now, Heika," said Yozak , "since we have heard that you slapped Wolf, we know that both of you will be thinking about progressing further in your relationship. So we need to make sure that you are properly informed about such matters. So we have decided to give you "The Talk".
"What!" sputtered Yuuri, "Umm thanks but no thanks. I have already taken Sex Ed classes in school, so I don't need to hear this." Not to mention that painfully embarrassing talk that Shori had given him when he had turned 16. He had even offered to let him borrow his dating sims! Yuuri shuddered, thinking that the last thing he needed was to turn into his brother.
"Aww, come now Yuuri" said Yozak in a cajoling tone, "you may have taken these so called Sex Ed classes but you need to know how the mazoku do it after all." with a leer.
Yuuri acquiesced reluctantly, seeing that he had no way of getting out of this.
"So!" said Yozak, rubbing his hands enthusiastically, digging into a box next to him. "I am gonna make it really easy to understand with these little cuties."
"Umm.. hand puppets?", asked Yuuri doubtfully. He could see that the one on Yozak's left hand had brown hair, and the one on his right hand had orange hair. Much to his embarrassment, he also noticed that both the puppets were completely nude and had all relevant body parts, expertly made in explicit detail.
"Lets call the one on my left Colin and the one on my right Yohann", said Yozak , cheerfully. He could hear Wolf making a choking noise next to him and he looked at Conrad and saw that he had a tight smile on his face. Yozak on the other hand had and an odd glint in his eyes.
'Could he be talking about who I think he is talking about?' thought Yuuri, giving both Yozak and Conrad a speculative glance.
"Now, Yohann had loved Colin for years. He had slowly started falling in love with him from the first time he had met him. But Colin had deluded himself into thinking that he liked girls. Infact he could only see Yohann as a friend. But Yohann didn't mind, as long as he could stay beside his beloved. He had to be satisfied with being Colin's best friend. Sometimes, he felt despair, wondering if Colin would ever understand his feelings. Even though he could see Colin mooning after a girl, lets call her Thulia, all he wanted was Colin's happiness. He could see that Colin was only hurting himself…"
"Yozak.", said Conrad in a warning tone.
"Now now, Captain, don't interfere with my lesson", said Yozak with a broad smile, but his eyes were dark with untold emotions.
"Where was I, ah yes, Things didn't work out between Thulia and Colin, but Colin refused to see that. He pined, for someone who never loved him romantically, refusing to see what was right in front of his eyes. Yohann even started cross dressing in a pathetic attempt to catch Colin's attention. But it didn't work. So Yohann fell into a deep depression, took more and more dangerous missions. He had many flings, with plenty of men. But not one of them could fill that hole in his heart. They were all brunettes, tall , lithe. But none of them had Colin's heart, his smile, his spirit."
Yozak had a rapt audience. But he had eyes only for one in that room. He continued in a soft voice.
"Then one day he realized, that inaction had never done him any good. How could Colin see him in a different light if he never took the initiative? He had to stop acting so cowardly. So he made his way to Colin's bedchambers, one night. Once Colin had opened the door for him, he pushed him onto the bed…."
Here Yozak started gesturing with his puppets.
"Kissed his way up Colin's throat and gently sucked on his adam's apple. Heika, I suggest you start taking notes. He pulled Colin's shirt up and and snuck his hands into Colins pants while sucking on his nipple.."
"Yozak! Stop!" said Conrad in a scandalized voice.
Both Wolfram and Yuuri had turned a pale shade of green.
"Now now, Captain , I am getting to the good part.", said Yozak looking gleeful.
'Eep!', thought Yuuri as he was pulled to his feet by Wolfram. "Enough! ", snarled Wolfram, looking both embarrassed and disgusted at the same time. I do not want to know what Colin and Yohann got up to. Its bad enough that I have that one scene still polluting my head. I won't allow you to jeopardize my chances with Yuuri! I will teach him all he needs to know. Goodbye!"
He was dragged out of the room by Wolfram. "Wolf", asked Yuuri, worrying his bottom lip, "Those two in the story, were they really….?"
"Hush wimp," said Wolf, making a beeline for their bedchamber, "I don't want to think about it!"
"And what did you mean by saying that you will be teaching me?"
A smirk. "Why don't I show you what I meant?"
Meanwhile…
Conrad looked at Yozak and said, "I am sorry for hurting you all those years, Yozak." He looked pained.
Yozak pulled him into his arms with a soft smile and said' "That's all water under the bridge now Captain. I have got you now haven't I? I grateful for that. But don't ever think that those flings meant anything to me. I have only ever loved one person. "
"I can't believe you had the audacity to start narrating our first time together to Yuuri and my brother."
Grinning, Yozak pulled Conrad between his legs, "You heard Wolfram. He wants to take over educating Heika. I think it would be best to leave it to him, don't you think?"
"Did you really start cross-dressing just to entice me?" enquired Conrad.
"Well, it started out like that, but soon I grew to like it."
"Its not true, you know, that your cross-dressing never affected me." said Conrad blushing a little.
"Well well well", said Yozak, smirking, "aren't we kinky?"
"Well then, as a way of making up to you, I will do whatever you want tonight.", said Conrad, still blushing.
"Really? Anything?" A leer
"Well…" A cautious glance. "Within reason of course."
"Hmm. I always wanted to see you in my favouriite dress."
" The maid outfit?"
"No. That's my second favourite outfit."
"The serving wench outfit?"
"Nope. That's third favourite."
"The slave girl outfit?"
"No, why don't we go to my room and I show you?"
The couple left the room leaving the door ajar. Inside, a mischievous little wind entered the room through the window. It briefly played with the puppets left on the desk. The wind died down, as someone entered the room. Glasses glinted as the person looked around and called out, "Lord Weller, you there?" The door suddenly slammed shut followed by the windows and a startled maid passing by could have sworn that she had sniggering coming from the room.
Sneak Peek:
Yuuri moaned. His back was killing him. "Hurry up Wolf."
"Patience. Just lie down like a good little wimp and relax.
"What exactly are you planning Wolf?"
"Hush now. I am going to make you feel good."