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I've been getting a lot of positive feedback…. Great. Lol. Especially on how cocky Ashley is, I think it's pretty sexy but that's probably just me. Lol. Well enjoy this great chapter [[ I know I said great a lot but hey, there's no greater word

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We throw our trash away before heading out the door. "So where to now?" Jamie asks.

I look at my phone, it's 9:45, I yawn, "My house?"

"Already? It's only like ten, we should be partying."

I sigh, "It's 9:45 and it's a school night."

"Since when do you care about school?" she asks, knowing that I would never say anything like that unless...

"My parents said if I didn't start getting home at a decent time they'd revoke my driving privileges." I say thinking I'd have a heart attack if I couldn't drive.

"So that means you have to be home before 10?"

"Some time around 10."

I see my blue SUV and walk around to the driver's side door. I stick my car key in the car lock and the doors unlock. I open my door, get in then close my door. I look over to Jamie, what the hell? She's talking to some guy, he looks like a bum. I roll my eyes then honk the horn and she has the nerve to look at me like I'm annoying her. Ugh, I'm gonna bitch slap her when she gets in. I turn on the car and look through my CD collection for Dance Gavin Dance's "Downtown Battle Mountain" and I found it. I put it in, on shuffle, and the first song that comes on is "Lemon Meringue Tie", my favorite next to "Strawberry Andre".

After the song's over Jamie finally gets in the car. "So, he was hot." she says putting on her seatbelt, smiling.

I stare at her, "That's great."

"Aw, you're not mad at me, right?" she asks.

I take my eyes off of her and put them on the road as I take the car out of park. "No, of course not. Even though you just left me to talk to some kid on the street." I say sarcastically. What the hell? Is she retarded of course I'm a little upset.

I drive toward my house, "Oh, c'mon, now. He was super hot."

I roll my eyes, "He has a penis."

"Oh," she says bringing her hand up to her chin, "You like girls, right?"

The sides of my mouth curve up, I mean she's stupid, I have to laugh, "You are such a jackass."

"But I'm your jackass." Jamie's gotta be own personal comedian. I smirk then shake my head but I make sure to keep my eyes on the road. Or try at least. This would be the night that all the all easy girls and sluts come out. "So, you were really good at 'The Pit', tonight. Getting prepped for auditions? Good." Jamie says like she's sure I'm even going to go audition.

"How do you know I'm gonna do it?"

"Well, because I'm gonna make you. You know I have the power to make you do anything, right?"

I roll my eyes then scoff, "I only agreed to tonight because I had nothing else better to do, don't think you can pull this crap again."

"Whatever, the only reason you hung out with me tonight is because Crissy was busy with the family." She hates Crissy.

I actually smile this time, showing my teeth in all their beauty. I mean they better be beautiful after three years of metal mouth. "Do I sense a little bit of jealousy?"

"No. She's just such a bitch, I don't understand how you can even be around her. I mean, she's a stupid blonde, I thought you hated that."

Red light. I look at Jamie, "I who says I have to listen to her when she talks? I mean boobs," I gesture toward mine, which are barely even there, "face." I point to my face.

"So you're shallow then?" Jamie smiles.

I shake my head, "No, I'm not you. And I'm just kidding. She may not be smart but hey there are no requirements on love."

"You love her?!" she screams when the light turns green.

With my foot on the gas, "Uh, whoa, screecher monkey, chill out. No, I'm kidding. I don't love her. She's a cool girl... sometimes but I'm not in love with her. I'm just having fun with her. Harmless fun."

Jamie looks out her window while she rolls it down, "Hmph, well you better tell her that before I go psycho on Miss Priss."

I laugh. Chrissy thinks that Jamie likes me and even though Chrissy and I aren't together, she gets jealous. A) Because I hang out with Jamie a lot, B) Because I tell Chrissy all of Jamie and I's gay escapades and C) because they just don't like each other. It's all just too funny.

But about Chrissy. She goes to King with us. She's a Senior and I'm a Junior. She's bisexual, which I couldn't care any less about, I mean if she wants the penis then... gross but hey at least I don't have to touch it. Um, her parents think I'm some sweet innocent girl, so they love me. And they don't have a clue that I'm gay, they're close friends with my parents so yeah. I think they'd probably disown me but I hope I'm wrong because then I wouldn't get my inheritance.

Anyway Chrissy and I have sex all the time. We have conversations too but all talk and no play makes Ashley a dull girl. She's basically the best sex that I've ever had and I just cant let her go ha, but it's not love, trust. She's not into anything I am, you know like, my music and designing clothes. She's like an honor student and she's on the soccer team... with Kyla.

"But it's just so funny to listen to you guys snap back at each other. It should be on Pay-Per-View."

"She just gets me so worked up."

Sexual moment, I smirk, "Funny, that's what she said to me the other night."

She covers her ears, yes, that was my initial plan, "Ew. I can't even believe you just said that. I can't believe you do anything with her—no, I don't wanna believe."

Hey now, "And you think I like hearing about your sexcapades with the penises?"

"They're boys not penises, although some are bodies with penises attached if you catch my drift." I shudder,

"And you wonder why I'm gay."

"Actually, I don't." I can see her smile out the corner of my eye. "I know."

"And why is that?"

"Because you're waiting for me to switch teams."

I laugh, "You're so conceded but I love you."

"I know."

I shake my head then drive the rest of the way to my house which is like ten more minutes. Not that far, I guess.

I get into the house, change my clothes. Something simple, a pair of Kyla's Victoria's Secret jammies and a bra. It's not like boys ever come here, their not really allowed so Kyla just fondles them in the garage, just kidding. Kyla's not the slut in the family, I am.

Hmm, mom and dad aren't even home and neither is Kyla. Their probably on a family outing minus the embarrassment, me.

Jamie's wearing her booty shorts and a tank top, she already has jammies over here so it wasn't a hassle to find her anything. She practically lives here.

Jamie and I sit on the couch and watch a little bit of the television downstairs. The best TV in the house and probably in the world has to be the one downstairs in our living room. I don't know the inches on that thing but it's like going to a movie theater. And it makes it even better that my dad decided to hook it up with all the speakers and crap like that. Anyway, after we get bored of just television, I put in Pocahontas because it's my all time favorite.

Jamie's sitting on the right end of the couch and I'm lying my head in her lap, "Hey, did you know that Pocahontas was a real person?" Jamie asks

"Shh—it's the river part." I wait for my favorite part—well, one of them—to come on. "But the river's not steady at all!"

Jamie laughs, "I don't think you're steady. Now what were you saying?"

"Nice comeback. I was asking if you knew that Pocahontas is a real person."

"Really?" I get excited, "Where is she? Because she's super hot."

Jamie laughs and I can feel her body shaking from it. What an idiot. "Well, she's dead now. And apparently John Smith was like thirty-five and Pocahontas was like teenager when all this weird stuff happened. Pedophile, for sure."

"Ew, older and younger couples never—"

Stupid skank cuts me off, "Aw, so I guess that means you and Chrissy are no more."

I slap her leg lightly, "She's only a year older than me, shit face."

Jamie snaps, "Damn."

I roll my eyes and continue watching the movie. God, movies these days are nowhere near as fulfilling as they were in those days. The animation is just amazing.

I hear the door open at like 11:15 and it's probably the family, I don't bother to move, Jamie's lap is just too comfortable. "The fun has arrived." I hear Kyla's voice ring through my ears. Eh, who cares? I turn the TV to MTV and I guess Tila Tequila's on, sweet. Aw, Dani's so cute. I look away from the TV and over to Kyla who's standing next to it and she has her entourage with her, "What are y'all doing?" she asks raising her eyebrows.

I sit up and stretch, "Watching TV, you're supposed to be the genius in this family. I mean, if there's a TV in the general area that means someone's watching it." I smirk.

She rolls her eyes, "Shut up. What I was getting at was why are you in your bra—and what gave you the idea to wear my new jammies?" Oops, guess I'm caught.

"I'm in my bra because I felt like it and it's not like there are any guys coming over... ever so—"

Kyla interrupts me, "Excuse me, I bring home guys."

I raise my left eyebrow and look at all of her friends. "Hmm, looks like everyone in this house has a vagina. Unless you're counting that stupid fur ball." Ugh, I hate that dog. Kyla gets a dog and I get a fish... whoopee.

Kyla narrows her eyes at me, "Well, I don't see you bringing home any guys." she smiles.

And I just have to laugh, I mean how hilarious is that? "With good reason."

Kyla laughs along with Jamie and the rest of her entourage. "Anyways, have you met—"

I nod, "Spencer." Tonight must be my lucky night.

Spencer smiles and nods, "Hey, Ashley."